kari ⛽️
@allloulilthing
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a pathological people pleaser
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Joined January 2021
Half of Wicked is literally just glinda getting everything she ever wanted but realising she doesn’t want it anymore if she had to lose elphie to get there oh I’m feeling sick.
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Not “are you trying to steal my boyfriend” but “You could’ve picked me” WHAT IF I KMS.
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no because the executive producer can turn her mic volume down but poor Joe Locke had to just stand there as they go through take after take 😭😭😭.
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WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE DO AN INTERVIEW IN A BATHTUB 😭😭😭.
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Why is this a hit tweet what the fuck- agathario and gelphie stans and swifties follow me ifb 😔.
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Imagine ur in the subway and you hear the ballad of the witches road as someone’s ringtone you turn hoping to see a fellow Agatha all along fan but it is actually Patti lupone.
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Sue Me: agathario crack smau.where actress agatha harkness takes singer songwriter rio vidal to court as foreplay
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agathario au where rio vidal thinks she’s homophobic for hating how her roommate agatha harkness keeps taking women home at night but turns out she’s just gay and jealous
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The many many times I’ve rewatched aaa I have never rewatched ep 6 cus I do not give a shit
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aubrey plaza making out with herself as judy garland still cracks me the fuck up
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The fact that this mean Aubrey and Kathryn don’t completely avoid eo on set but actually are best friends who cuddle and shit makes me want to cry.
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Agathario au where broadway actors of Wicked the musical Agatha and Rio tries to convince the world (and themselves) their chemistry on and offstage is fully platonic
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agathario soc med au - merry christmas, please don’t call . where nicky, while watching his mother fall into depression during Christmas once again, sends the letters written by a teenage Agatha he found in his grandmother’s attic, addressed to a mysterious Rio Vidal
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let’s talk abt zombie Aubrey chained to an oven cus why does this lady play the weirdest things
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agathario Harry Potter au in the works yall are not ready for this
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you realize that grief is perhaps the last and final translation of love. and i think， you know， this is the last act of loving someone. and you realize that it will never end.
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If I write an agathario series where they used to be high school sweethearts and broke up and now are both famous actors and were casted to star in a rom com but the twist is it’s a rom com in between Agatha and Wanda and even though Wanda is married it makes Rio so jealous.
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agathario au where in camp half blood the daughter of hades pines over the daughter of hecate shamelessly and agatha does not understand what rio keeps saying when she murmurs Spanish under her breath
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#agathario exes to lovers actor au . where Rio stars in a rom com where her ex agatha and Wanda are starring as lovers . 🔗
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Agathario au where Agatha is the leader of a gang and Rio is working as her spy / sharpshooter
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AGATHA ALL ALONG SEASON 2.AGATHA ALL ALONG SEASON 2.AGATHA ALL ALONG SEASON 2.AGATHA ALL ALONG SEASON 2.AGATHA ALL ALONG SEASON 2.AGATHA ALL ALONG SEASON 2.AGATHA ALL ALONG SEASON 2.AGATHA ALL ALONG SEASON 2.AGATHA ALL ALONG SEASON 2.AGATHA ALL ALONG SEASON 2.
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#agathario au: the seven husbands of Rio Vidal . the truth about aging and reclusive Hollywood star Rio Vidal and her scandalous life, including her affair with famous costar Agatha Harkness . 🔗
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#agathario eras tour au . Where Rio Vidal finds herself sitting next to ex girlfriend Agatha Harkness in the eras tour . 🔗
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#agathario Harry Potter tie swap au . Rio might have been caught late to a lesson with Agatha’s tie, after spending a night in her dorms. 🔗
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rio vidal is for the girls who gave all their love yet it still wasn't enough, who ended up believing they might simply not be deserving of love and who gave up begging for them to come back but if they asked they wouldn't even spare a second thought before saying yes.
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My fav deadbeat father <3
Who is The Hottest Man Of The MCU?. Reply with most likes will be declared winner.
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“Fuck you my child is fine” your child is having a breakdown over a 28 year old man saying a 27 year old Irishman’s music is his favourite.
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Someone draw this as Rio.
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Agathario au where Rio is an immortal who falls in love with Agatha’s soul every single time she is reborn into a different name and body.
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Agathario au where exes Agatha and Rio showed up to the eras tour on the same night and found out their seats are next to each other, when Taylor played their songs as the surprise songs they are forced to face their feelings for each other that never seemed to have faded.
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Guys… agathario happy potter au where Rio got caught late to herbology class in the wrong house tie.
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Beautiful Crime: #agathario heist au with gang leader Agatha Harkness and spy Rio Vidal ft alicifer . 🔗
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@crestfallencx elphaba: this is my girlfriend glinda and this is glinda's boyfriend fiyero.
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@weiszvs_ Right??? First of all I don’t know how second of all it’s so fucking cringe me and my ex speak the same language but we always j spoke to eo in English 😭.
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Guys idc if you like Aubrey or not or if you care abt Jeff as a person please be respectful and not make rude jokes or make it about a ship.
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#agathario pathological liars: exes to lovers actors au, chapter 2 . Forced coffee date am i right 😻. 🔗
#agathario exes to lovers actor au . where Rio stars in a rom com where her ex agatha and Wanda are starring as lovers . 🔗
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the hardest thing i've ever done is walk away still madly in love with you.
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#agathario pathological liars: exes to lovers actors au chapter three . ft Rio and Lilly chaotically living tgt . 🔗
#agathario exes to lovers actor au . where Rio stars in a rom com where her ex agatha and Wanda are starring as lovers . 🔗
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CONGRATULATIONS MY LOVE 😈💀😡🔪👹.please my love ! 🥺🧎🏻♀️😣😰🙏.would you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor 🥰👩❤️💋👩🏳️🌈💚💜.when you get a taste can you tell me what’s my flavour ☠️🧙♀️😵🪻🪦.
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Sometimes the smut writers are clearly virgins and it shows 😓.
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Agathario hogwarts triwizard tournament yule ball au sneak peek <33
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so close welcome back folklore.
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Nothing cracks me up more than when some weirdo on instagram ask why is Elphaba black in the movie isnt Elphaba white on broadway. Like sweetheart imma hold your hand when I tell you this right. She’s green.
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Ok agathario au where serial killer Agatha is in love with fbi agent Rio and she leaves clues on the bodies about where to find her for their illicit relationship and Rio loves the chase.
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Agathario au where Rio Vidal got a concussion in a car crash and lost all her memories of being broken up with and everything after, and to avoid more shock and damage to her brain the doctors convinced agatha to pretend to still be in a relationship with Rio.
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@plasticgojo Oh it can be… I feel like it’s more of a psychological thing I’m sure it could sound hot if you don’t know what they’re talking/not familiar with the language but when you’re fluent but got used to consuming English media it is so bad for me at least.
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I might have started sketching something idk let’s see how this goes I can’t draw for shit
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Everyday we prove to the world that bullying works.
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@wqekey Oh so kinda like old English??? Vibes? Like if you write porn in Shakespeare language 😭.
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#agathario pathological liars: exes to lovers actors au - chapter 9, aka the finale . where they finally get their happy ending . 🔗
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mother! mother! can you forgive me?.
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imagine aaa but with as much swearing and sex jokes as deadpool and wolverine.
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Ao3 writers need to understand hurt/comfort means they get hurt AT FIRST AND THEN ARE COMFORTED IN THE END WHY DO THEY KEEP ENDING IN ANGST STOP AND LET LESIANS BE HAPPY THEY ALR SUFFERED ENOUGH CANON.
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Aubrey is so zoned out she’s like me in every single maths class fr
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Rio Vidal is for the girls who ruined it with the person they love just because of the way they are.
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agathario au where seeing how his mother is feeling lonely in Christmas, nicky decided to send all the letters he found hidden in a box under Agatha’s bed, addressed to a mysterious Rio Vidal, to see what happens.
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