Wayne Ingram
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My ideal girlfriend:
1. Fancy yet casual
2. Fiscally responsible
3. Makes me feel like family
4. Unlimited salad and breadsticks
5. Actually an Olive Garden
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Pls @ anyone who kicked, punted, played soccer, or did anything foot related in high school. We need all hands on deck
For any current student interested in walking on for Alabama Football:
We will host a Walk-On Information Meeting Thursday, January 16th at 6:00 p.m. in the Mal Moore Facility.
Contact walkontryouts
@ia
.ua.edu for more information.
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If only we had an expert at recruiting players to Alabama with free time. Lives in Tuscaloosa, could show DaBoers the ropes. Maybe someone with HC experience? Could just give them an office down the street, and have them help out with the transition.
Idk just wishful thinking.
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Loosely researched, but looks like Saban saved us $10m over the last 16 years
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We dropped a 50 burger while literally hosting a live tryout for starting QB
Four years ago today.. the most fired up football team in CFB history took the field
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Congrats to the Redskins Draft class:
1. Trade up for Quinnen Williams
2. Mack Wilson
3. Irv Smith
4. Derek Kief
5. The Mail Moore Complex
6. Innisfree
7. The Paty Hall Canes
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Imagine cheering for an AAF team that has allowed points
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Bama fans don’t forget to send in your checks this week:
-recruits
-sec office (refs)
-sec office (replay)
-ncaa (Quinerly waiver appeal)
-ap poll
-Andrews clinic (re: tuas ankle)
-charger dealership
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I pretty much listen to games on the radio every chance I get and this was easily a top 5 moment
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Coaching salaries and buyouts by the numbers… Nick Saban- the best deal in sports
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Got dared to post this tonight. Not prepared to be a Facebook troll
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“Ok this side, you’re gonna be ALAB! This side, you’re gonna be AMA!”
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Did... did they accidentally release this in order of votes?
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Best thing for bama basketball is to give Nate Oats whatever he asks for for 3 years. I think he will prove himself worthy of it, but we have to commit to him
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Noted Calvinist Jerry Jeudy
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And since I had time today…
Loosely researched, but looks like Saban saved us $10m over the last 16 years
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Coach Oats didn’t play Nate Jr that much tonight. Progress
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Alabama Auburn
🤝
Kyler Murray isn’t better
than Bo Jackson
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Me when I leave Olive Garden after getting the lasagna with unlimited salad and breadsticks
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They tried to warn us about global warming, but we didn’t listen. Now we have to live in a world with no Rivers and no Brees.
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Friday was a big day. Got engaged to the move of my life, and a new golf push cart came in. All in all a true win win.
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Things I’ll remember: Avery came to speak to my fraternity and when he walked in our courtyard I flipped him a ball and said, “Do you still have it?” He drained a three and we went nuts. Riley vs USC. Also that time Dont’a hit a three. Young bull.
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In Tuscaloosa, it’s evangelical bojangles cowboy
every city has a "guy" they all know about. you can visit a friend in their town and see a man dressed in robes, riding a horse & your friend will go "oh yeah haha that's horseback jesus" and then that's just the end of the explanation.
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Crazy Tony was flopping to get the call. Heady play. I’ll hear nothing to the contrary
Never forget when this dude from Bama messed with a bull and got the horns 😂🤣
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My dad called a hole in one today on a par 3 and stepped up and knocked it in. One of the most incredible moments of my life. Like Babe Ruth but a lot less likely.
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Amazing to think that at a young age Coach Bryant was able to defeat one of these in a fight
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Please remember, if you are an accurate field goal kicker or stretch 5, this deadline is nonexistent.
Thinking about transferring to
#UA
next fall? We know you have lots of questions! FYI: The deadline for prospective transfer students to apply for scholarships = March 1! 👍 More info to answer your questions about the place
#WhereLegendsAreMade
→ 🅰️
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Saved you a click. He went home to Georgia and has to wait 14 days to return to the facility. Unlike those who stayed in Cleveland and can go into the facilities now.
The Cleveland Cavaliers are returning to work but without Collin Sexton.
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When you dress for the job you want not the one you have
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Almost football season which means it’s almost time to figure out which Imagine Dragons song ESPN will be playing for the next 6 months.
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FWIW, Alabama students successfully shouted “Beat Auburn” whilst singing Dixieland Delight prior to the HC Parade. Doesn’t mean much yet, but a positive early sign.
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Hi I’m Coleman Coliseum John Petty and I have direct Tv.
And I’m away game John Petty and I don’t own a television.
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Derrick Henry has more Passing Touchdowns in the NFL than Bo Jackson
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Good luck explaining to anyone west of tuscaloosa why their presents weren’t delivered
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You either die a hero or live long enough to start a podcast.
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Yes, I picked Bama to win it all in all 4 brackets I made. Yes, I’m ready to be hurt.
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Can’t wait for people to get mad when we rest our starters in the Iron Bowl
As the College Football Playoff takes shape this month, sources indicate to
@YahooSports
that a 12-team model is the early favorite to emerge as the next version of the CFP. Here's why:
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@ryenarussillo
Man if he starts playing like this the rest of the league better take notice!!!
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Really letting Adam and Eve off the hook
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Consoling my close friend Bill Galloway as his Tigers lose by eighteen (18) points
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This is like watching two Ex’s both on separate dates at a five star restaurant and you’re just sitting in the parking lot across the street eating bagel bites and talking about how they aren’t that great anyways and I’m not very good at analogies
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I felt like Terrion Arnold was inbounds on his pick 6
Hugh Freeze said he felt like Isaiah Bond pushed off on the embarrassing 4th down choke job from his defense.
“We felt like he pushed off, but couldn’t tell.”
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Here to watch my favorite former Mountain Brook player Britton Johnson
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Jesus Girls
🤝
Getting essiential oils for their
birthdays
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1. Tailgated on the grove
2. Found $50
3. Auburn didn’t win
4. The announcer called his own QB Tagovailoa
5. Jerry Jeudy
6. Sat with
@HunterLJohnson
and
@cknorton1
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I can’t wait for next year when Kirby tries to hire coach Saban to be the head coach
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Leadership existed once. I’m pretty sure it will again soon. Love you guys
Watch John McCain’s notable concession speech from the 2008 election
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Y’all tried running “Engage Eight” from NCAA 2011?
NFL defenses have tried everything to try to stop Lamar Jackson in the run game.
✖️ Scrape exchange
✖️ Charge the mesh
✖️ Clogging up the interior gaps
✖️ Even Cover 0 looks
None of it has worked. Why? There isn't a scheme that can overcome his talent.
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Galu has really brought a new meaning for me to the term turnover belt
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This is just a website, but the people behind it are very real, and some of the best of us at that. Luke made our lives better.
Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.
Alabama basketball super fan Luke Ratliff, known as 'Fluffopotamus,' passes away at 23
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The tax accountant in me wants you to know that raising the corporate tax rate will indirectly negatively effect income and the price of goods and services, which will proportionally effect low income earners more. You can now carry-on about your day.
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What is your favorite sports-related, unintentional photobomb picture of yourself?
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.
@nate_oats
@Greg_Byrne
do the right thing and deputize
@fluffopotamus88
as a team manager and/or assistant coach. We need him in Nashville!!!
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The year is 2038, Coach Saban retires to hand the reins over to head coach in waiting and OC Jalen Hurts. He promptly hires Minkah Fitzpatrick as DC, Quinnen Williams retires to come coach D line, and Tony Brown to coach DBs. Damien Harris is promoted to OC.
"I gotta go talk to my boys. We gotta get right. We gotta get better."
Even after a career night, Jalen Hurts, who was named an Oklahoma captain for the 2019 season, tells
@sportsiren
he's still not satisfied.
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Trask threw it 49 times to get 4 TDs
Mac threw 4 TDs on 19 passes.
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Tomorrow, we’re likely gonna wake up to a natural disaster in the midst of a pandemic. Praying we can set aside our differences and help those who need help.
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It’s okay y’all Tua’s still on the metric system.
“If I had to grade my ankle on a scale of 0-100, I’d say it’s 80-85.”
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Derrick Henry has thrown more TDs than Lamar Jackson tonight. Send tweet.
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Stop me if you’ve heard this before but Malichi seems to have intercepted Bo Nix
#Alabama
sophomore DB Malachi Moore announces partnership with Milo’s Tea Company, via Instagram.
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First it came for China and we didn’t pay attention
Then it spread and we made bad beer jokes
Then it came for Italy and likewise we made italian jokes
Finally it came for March madness and Tom hanks so we cancelled everything
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8 teams means:
1. Lower chance the best team wins (rewards a good reg season and getting hot)
2. More injuries
3. Low ranked teams pulling upsets in conf. Champ and getting in undeservedly
4. Elim of conference title games
5. Less important reg season (main adv. over nfl)
A Power 5 AD in New York this week said a specific 8-team playoff model is circulating around the CFB world that would incorporate bowls, including a bowl-sponsored national championship game.
The model:
- 5 auto bids for P5 champs
- 2 at-large
- 1 Group of 5
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Christian barmore thrives when he doesn’t know the defensive call
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James Spann is literally tracking these storms for people even though his own house got hit. One of the more heroic things I’ve ever seen.
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I remember watching the Grammys with my mom and she said one day I’ll be on that’s stage.
Proud today to say I am a tax accountant still living in the same bedroom she made the prediction in...
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A spectator
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Find someone who loves you like Gary Danielson loves finding uncalled penalties
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Best kept secret in the US
Here’s how Americans rank the 50 states, per YouGov.
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Totally not overreacting. Tempering expectations, but Nate Oats is the next generations Coach K. He will build a dynasty at Bama and finally fulfill the prophecy that we can enjoy a non football season. 30 years of dominance.
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Top nicknames for larger men:
1. Big guy
2. Boss
3. Hoss
4. Bossman
5. Tank
6. Big fella
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“Can I borrow your homework?”
“Yeah just change it up a little bit”
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I’ve reached a new low....
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BRB. Asking the wife which kid we’re naming Brandon Miller
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Reese’s 3 was a top 4 sports moment of my life even if it didn’t matter. I’m gonna miss these seniors so much
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