Wanted to remind the astrology lovers: the Jupiter Pluto conjunction is TODAY. The last of the three conjunctions. Another 13 years before this happens again. NEW CYCLE. Notice anything auspicious this week? I mean, in YOUR life. Jupiter Pluto is big power. You're leveling up.
More people reported feeling moderate to severe loneliness during their late 20s, their mid-50s and their late 80s than in other life periods, according to new research
Mars in Gemini is such a big deal bc that part of your chart is about to get busy, busier than it’s been in years. You will have to pace yourself. You will have to choose wisely. You will have multiple opportunities and ideas and ambitions and desires
It’s exhausting, as a Jew to always have our history, our tragedy, our trauma up for debate and hot takes on the Internet. It’s a tiredness I don’t have the words for.
Imagine telling someone how to feel during CANCER SEASON and eclipse season! And that if you feel how you feel something TERRIBLE will happen. Why are people so afraid of feelings (Don't answer that. Rhetorical question. Don't make me hit you. Thanks)
Be your 7th House instead of dating it/marrying it. Those qualities are yours. Maybe you have a 7th House Neptune and your love disappears. YOU may need to disappear. (Just one example.) Don’t be so present. Keep them guessing.
And if you want to tell someone off? WAIT. In most cases, better you wait. Mercury and Mars in weepy Cancer opposing Pluto the Destroyer feels URGENT. Maybe it is. Wait anyway.
PSA: you can mute or block whoever you want on Twitter. It’s great! You don’t owe anyone your attention on social media. Your presence on social media is not an invitation to constant communication. It’s true!
Dear astrology lovers: MARS IS DIRECT. Something slowed down in your life and could have gotten not just stagnant but rotten, miserable, disappointing. It could all turn around. You'll see.
Something lucky about Monday's New Moon. I recommend you dust off the altar and fire up your magic. Seriously. It's a New Moon/Sun in Aquarius AND lucky Jupiter is involved. Wish upon a star, my friends. 15 degrees Aquarius is what you want to find in your chart!
Tomorrow is bananas. We have an emotional Full Moon in Leo AND a kiss-me-deadly Venus Pluto conjunction AND a lucky duck Sun Jupiter conjunction. Same day! Full Moons REVEAL!
In other news, eclipse season is here. The last lunar eclipse of 2020 is a week from today. You may feel frazzled, hysterical, possessed, or just tired. Or all of the above.
Mars RETROGRADE (all summer) may cause existential dread. Telling you this so you can prepare for these moods
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and NOT take them too much to heart!
We have not talked about Saturn in Aquarius hardly AT ALL. I'll tell you this. What I've told clients. Saturn in Cap: the old rules destroyed by Pluto (Saturn Pluto conjunction). Saturn in Aquarius: NEW RULES.
Both Saturn and Pluto go direct next week. Dry your tears. I know you might not get all of what you want but some of it will be yours. Yes this is an encouraging tweet about Saturn and Pluto.
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was company for me for so many of us through the long night. I don’t think about his skill as much as I think about his nurturing presence in the darkest moments of the wee hours
I’ve been telling people be very careful about crushing your enemies this week because it will be permanent. Don’t dick around. Not under this sky. Sometimes someone is our enemy for a minute and sometimes for a lifetime
Yesterday someone told me how much better everything would be if I lost weight. I told her: I’m almost 50. This is my body. This is it. This is my body. I think she was shocked that I wasn’t self hating. .
People are gonna lose their minds. Once the winner is announced. Lose. Their. Minds. And it will be some wicked astrology. Fireworks. Mars will finally be in Taurus in January. Will conjoin Uranus. Jupiter and Saturn will be in Aquarius. I need to look at this 😮
Dick Karma is when you have a habit of falling for the wrong person and you keep getting the lesson over and over. Well, astrology exists and there are certain "transits" that signal THE LESSONS ARE OVER AND YOU ARE FREE. South Node through the Seventh House is one of the best.
Astrologically speaking: June and July are so intense... give up on normal. There will be a new temporary normal. Extreme states. Anxiety. Elation. And everything in between. Here cometh Cancer Season (this week). WE FEEL IT ALL.
For some charts/souls, "retail therapy" IS therapy. It's a 2nd House thing and also a Pluto thing. For those who have spent a lifetime losing/eliminating/going without, buying something new, ownership, can be radical AND good for your health.
Today in self-care: not answering the phone when a certain relative calls because I always feel like shit during and/or after the call. Not today, Satan. Happy Birthday to me 🍰🍦🎂
The problem with eclipse season is that it can feel like everything is falling apart - and it is. And it may not make sense or come back together for a bit. Try to Six-of-Swords it. You're crossing the water. Also the Death card: the transition is underway and it has been.
This week: FULL MOON IN LIBRA. One of your alliances is ending or ended or will end. Full Moon = release. Libra = partnership. It has to go. It has to die. This partnership wasn't fair TO YOU. It wasn't JUST. So it's a good thing. Really!
Mercury (in Aquarius) goes retrograde on Saturday. Venus enters Aquarius on Monday. Sun's in Aquarius. Jupiter and Saturn too. So you need to know what part of your chart is Aquarius! That's where the action is for you now!!!
"Pluto is the deepest energy, the most real, the most compassionate, genuinely compassionate. Really. And Pluto is the most problematic. Pluto has the power to heal and to curse and to kill."
Astrology: you will get more done this week by being flexible and easy going. Yes I am aware we have 10000 planets in Virgo making you very control freak/planing everything but Jupiter and Neptune are coming to ruin your plans but this is GOOD.
I’ve been thinking a lot about the 11th house lately and how I believe it is misunderstood. It is the house of striving with no guarantee of success. So you have these endless goals which you may never achieve
MERCURY ENTERS VIRGO TOMORROW!!! FINALLY!!!! Mars is direct. Mercury is direct. Mercury enters Virgo tomorrow. Saturn goes direct this week. WE CAN MOVE FORWARD AGAIN IN ALL CAPS YESSSSSS
Easiest way for
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to solve Twitter's financial problems? Charge non-Jews to tweet about Jews. The only problem will be what to do with so many trillions of dollars afterwards.
Next week is intense. Chiron goes retrograde July 8th. And the Sun in Cancer opposes both Saturn and Pluto that week. Don’t get discouraged. We just had an eclipse. The doors of perception have been cleansed. Fear not, star lovers.
Venus goes retrograde October 5th. You may experience Breakups. Makeups. Reversals. Reunions. Seduction. Flaming hearts. Old flames. Secret sex. Secrets revealed. Obsession. Possession. Cutting off. Moving in. Moving out. Love on the rocks. Love for sale.
Dear astrologers, card readers, etc., the clients who are right for you will find you. Simple. If you're deep, the deep ones find you. And if you're shallow, shallow ones find you. You meet each other where you're at. I get Pluto people. Intensity. Depth.
So feel free to ignore the doom and gloom soothsayers. Are things bananas now? YES. They are. But Mars retrograde for *you* (and you do exist, outside of the collective pain) can be a balm of calm! You can take a break from fighting for it.
It’s harder to learn astrology now. The way we used to - Because all the junk astrology is out there. Your best bet is to ignore everything on the Internet and read a few essential books.
You know Saturn changes signs this year. And Saturn in Capricorn was particularly brutal this time around. No matter what Saturn in Aquarius does to your chart, I think some form of relief is coming
If you do psychic stuff for a living, working with clients, doing readings, etc etc etc and you are living in the epicenter or a place where many are dying from CV you HAVE TO BE CAREFUL and not just physical health
Tell me about your 2008. What was life like then? Something good. That's the last time Jupiter was in Capricorn. Jupiter's in Cap again plus for most of 2020. Think back.
People are on EDGE. Breathe and be kind if you can. In other news my 22 year old barista just told me his mother taught him Tarot when he was a kid. Single mom reading cards in bars for tips.
Astrology Tweet. So tomorrow is THE DAY. The exact Mercury Uranus conjunction this year. In plain English: it will be an INTERESTING day. Surprising (Uranus) words (Mercury) perhaps. Shocking news. Crazy tricksters :)
We are our charts — even when they show other people. Uranus 7th people may fall for those who always leave/come and go until they understand their own need for freedom.
Don't be surprised if this New Moon makes you feel emotional. It's in Cancer (emotional) AND an eclipse. I think there'd be something wrong with you if you didn't feel it and yet it's less violent than the last one. I think. I hope.
This is massive. The Saturn Pluto conjunction this January and here’s one reason why. Remember the pain/crisis of the Uranus Pluto square? Saturn Pluto conjoined next month brings the WISDOM from those years. You’re not making the same mistakes. You’ve changed.
Dear astrology lovers: I hope you're thinking about the Jupiter Saturn conjunction, where it falls in your chart and what it means for you personally. Can be easy for to get caught up in the collective but this starry meet-up has personal meaning for you!
Unpopular opinion: why movies/tv today still so obsessed with explicit sex scenes. Porn is readily available. If I want porn, I'll watch porn. I don't need/want to see my favorite actors naked. In fact, I'd rather not.
In September we have a VENUS URANUS opposition. This is a jolt to the heart. Venus (love) in Scorpio opposing Uranus (shocking) in Taurus. Old loves return Uranus is retrograde and Venus will retrograde too!!!!
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I feel like I cheated death today because I found out that I was misdiagnosed by two doctors. And the disease/condition that they said I had I do not have. Moral of the story: Consult a specialist at a university teaching hospital
Really glad that guy ghosted and dumped me. Was brutal for various reasons. But. It made me focus on making progress and now months later am finishing work on new book proposal. Rising from the ashes as all Pluto people do.
I'm gonna say it. It needs to be said. Jupiter in Aries might make you a little inappropriate. Mars and Jupiter in Aries might make you a lot inappropriate.
OK here is some eclipse action. I just had a huge revelation. See this can also be the eclipse effect. You get a download. You know what to do. You don’t even feel impatient because you can taste how right it is! July 2 is the New Moon eclipse in Cancer ♋️
No astrologer/psychic/card reader is right 100% of the time. Some are right most of the time. Some aren't. I've had great readers be wrong for me sometimes. We are human not gods, not perfect.
No Roe v. Wade (i.e. CHOICE) doesn't mean no abortion. It means abortion for the wealthy, illegal life threatening abortion, abortion for corrupt politicians' mistresses. And dead women and girls.
Tomorrow begins a big ending in your life and it might not happen tomorrow but it will by June 2021. Full Moon eclipse in Sagittarius, ruled by Jupiter = BIG. This is good news. Time to move on.
I love Mars in Cancer. Mama Bear superhero protecting the vulnerable. Cancer planets get a bad rap except Moon in Cancer. So if you have Cancer in your chart this tweet is for you. You’re awesome. F the haters. They will never have your emotional depth.
Major astro transit of 2021: Saturn square Uranus. One way I see this playing out: “forced” vaccinations. Saturn= requirements/rules. And Uranus (freedom)is in Taurus (the body). Saturn = regulation.