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✡️ Psychoanalyst-in-training🌝Author of two witchy books, working on new one🌝Still agent-seeking for that novel✍️

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@alizaofbrooklyn
Aliza
4 years
Wanted to remind the astrology lovers: the Jupiter Pluto conjunction is TODAY. The last of the three conjunctions. Another 13 years before this happens again. NEW CYCLE. Notice anything auspicious this week? I mean, in YOUR life. Jupiter Pluto is big power. You're leveling up.
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Aliza
5 years
In other news: pick your battles this week because the sky is rage. Do not go to war. You will likely regret it.
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Aliza
6 years
These are the three Saturn Returns
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CNN
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More people reported feeling moderate to severe loneliness during their late 20s, their mid-50s and their late 80s than in other life periods, according to new research
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4 years
This week is SO important
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Aliza
2 years
Mars in Gemini is such a big deal bc that part of your chart is about to get busy, busier than it’s been in years. You will have to pace yourself. You will have to choose wisely. You will have multiple opportunities and ideas and ambitions and desires
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3 years
It’s exhausting, as a Jew to always have our history, our tragedy, our trauma up for debate and hot takes on the Internet. It’s a tiredness I don’t have the words for.
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Aliza
5 years
Imagine telling someone how to feel during CANCER SEASON and eclipse season! And that if you feel how you feel something TERRIBLE will happen. Why are people so afraid of feelings (Don't answer that. Rhetorical question. Don't make me hit you. Thanks)
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Aliza
4 years
Be your 7th House instead of dating it/marrying it. Those qualities are yours. Maybe you have a 7th House Neptune and your love disappears. YOU may need to disappear. (Just one example.) Don’t be so present. Keep them guessing.
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Aliza
4 years
Also this week, MARS GOES DIRECT AND WE HAVE A NEW MOON IN SCORPIO.
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Aliza
4 years
Mercury Uranus tomorrow: someone will say to you something you’ve never heard before 😬
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Aliza
5 years
I’m obsessed with the Saturn Pluto conjunction, exact in January. This is solid gold. You will grow rich in your Capricorn House.
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Aliza
5 years
And if you want to tell someone off? WAIT. In most cases, better you wait. Mercury and Mars in weepy Cancer opposing Pluto the Destroyer feels URGENT. Maybe it is. Wait anyway.
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Aliza
5 years
How to become a good astrologer: read charts for years. Track your own transits for years. Pay attention to patterns.
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Aliza
5 years
PSA: you can mute or block whoever you want on Twitter. It’s great! You don’t owe anyone your attention on social media. Your presence on social media is not an invitation to constant communication. It’s true!
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Aliza
2 months
@EYakoby This is protesting the presence of Jews on campus. How is this legal ?
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Aliza
4 years
Dear astrology lovers: MARS IS DIRECT. Something slowed down in your life and could have gotten not just stagnant but rotten, miserable, disappointing. It could all turn around. You'll see.
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Aliza
5 years
My Leo friend and I talking about dick karma. Dick karma is when you have the South Node transit the Seventh House. You get to clear your dick karma.
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Aliza
4 years
Aries is a fire sign ruled by Mars the most emotional of the fire signs 😍
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Aliza
4 years
Are you ready? Lunar Eclipse 4:30 am (NYC time). Stay up all night.
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Aliza
2 years
Mars in Gemini (+ Neptune): things moving fast in a weird direction.
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Aliza
6 years
Something lucky about Monday's New Moon. I recommend you dust off the altar and fire up your magic. Seriously. It's a New Moon/Sun in Aquarius AND lucky Jupiter is involved. Wish upon a star, my friends. 15 degrees Aquarius is what you want to find in your chart!
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Aliza
4 years
Tomorrow is bananas. We have an emotional Full Moon in Leo AND a kiss-me-deadly Venus Pluto conjunction AND a lucky duck Sun Jupiter conjunction. Same day! Full Moons REVEAL!
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Aliza
3 years
In other news, Jupiter enters Pisces tomorrow. This is good 😊
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Aliza
4 years
In other news, eclipse season is here. The last lunar eclipse of 2020 is a week from today. You may feel frazzled, hysterical, possessed, or just tired. Or all of the above.
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Aliza
6 years
Mars RETROGRADE (all summer) may cause existential dread. Telling you this so you can prepare for these moods #astrology and NOT take them too much to heart!
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Aliza
5 years
We have not talked about Saturn in Aquarius hardly AT ALL. I'll tell you this. What I've told clients. Saturn in Cap: the old rules destroyed by Pluto (Saturn Pluto conjunction). Saturn in Aquarius: NEW RULES.
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Aliza
4 years
Both Saturn and Pluto go direct next week. Dry your tears. I know you might not get all of what you want but some of it will be yours. Yes this is an encouraging tweet about Saturn and Pluto.
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Aliza
4 years
Please tell me you feel refreshed since the eclipses passed
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Aliza
7 years
#ArtBell was company for me for so many of us through the long night. I don’t think about his skill as much as I think about his nurturing presence in the darkest moments of the wee hours
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Aliza
4 years
Remember remember remember: full moon eclipse today. Emotional!
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Aliza
5 years
I’ve been telling people be very careful about crushing your enemies this week because it will be permanent. Don’t dick around. Not under this sky. Sometimes someone is our enemy for a minute and sometimes for a lifetime
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Aliza
4 years
I cannot emphasize this enough. Watch where you’re going. The skies are very tense. This holds true all weekend as well
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Aliza
5 years
Yesterday someone told me how much better everything would be if I lost weight. I told her: I’m almost 50. This is my body. This is it. This is my body. I think she was shocked that I wasn’t self hating. .
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Aliza
4 years
People are gonna lose their minds. Once the winner is announced. Lose. Their. Minds. And it will be some wicked astrology. Fireworks. Mars will finally be in Taurus in January. Will conjoin Uranus. Jupiter and Saturn will be in Aquarius. I need to look at this 😮
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Aliza
3 years
Mercury is still retrograde. Nothing is set in stone. Pass it on.
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Aliza
2 months
@HenMazzig And always remember: free the hostages
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Aliza
5 years
I just stopped myself from calling someone out on their own maddening behavior. Manipulative behavior. Because of this sky. It will come to no good.
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Aliza
5 years
Dick Karma is when you have a habit of falling for the wrong person and you keep getting the lesson over and over. Well, astrology exists and there are certain "transits" that signal THE LESSONS ARE OVER AND YOU ARE FREE. South Node through the Seventh House is one of the best.
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Aliza
5 years
Astrologically speaking: June and July are so intense... give up on normal. There will be a new temporary normal. Extreme states. Anxiety. Elation. And everything in between. Here cometh Cancer Season (this week). WE FEEL IT ALL.
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Aliza
4 years
For some charts/souls, "retail therapy" IS therapy. It's a 2nd House thing and also a Pluto thing. For those who have spent a lifetime losing/eliminating/going without, buying something new, ownership, can be radical AND good for your health.
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Aliza
5 years
Today in self-care: not answering the phone when a certain relative calls because I always feel like shit during and/or after the call. Not today, Satan. Happy Birthday to me 🍰🍦🎂
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Aliza
5 years
So. Chiron was in Aries during the Spanish flu. Chiron is in Aries now.
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Aliza
4 years
#coverreveal I've been showing her piece by piece on my Instagram. Big love to @LlewellynBooks
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Aliza
4 years
The problem with eclipse season is that it can feel like everything is falling apart - and it is. And it may not make sense or come back together for a bit. Try to Six-of-Swords it. You're crossing the water. Also the Death card: the transition is underway and it has been.
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Aliza
4 years
You feeling Jupiter direct?
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Aliza
6 years
This week: FULL MOON IN LIBRA. One of your alliances is ending or ended or will end. Full Moon = release. Libra = partnership. It has to go. It has to die. This partnership wasn't fair TO YOU. It wasn't JUST. So it's a good thing. Really!
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Aliza
3 years
Saturn squares Uranus tomorrow. You’re torn between what you have to do and what you want to do. Do both. That’s the sweet spot of this square.
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Aliza
4 years
Mercury (in Aquarius) goes retrograde on Saturday. Venus enters Aquarius on Monday. Sun's in Aquarius. Jupiter and Saturn too. So you need to know what part of your chart is Aquarius! That's where the action is for you now!!!
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Aliza
11 months
@amyspitalnick So essentially *being Jewish* is the problem here. Our very existence.
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Aliza
2 years
"Pluto is the deepest energy, the most real, the most compassionate, genuinely compassionate. Really. And Pluto is the most problematic. Pluto has the power to heal and to curse and to kill."
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Aliza
2 years
More Thoughts On Pluto & Pluto Entering Aquarius | MoonPluto Astrology
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Aliza
5 years
Astrology: you will get more done this week by being flexible and easy going. Yes I am aware we have 10000 planets in Virgo making you very control freak/planing everything but Jupiter and Neptune are coming to ruin your plans but this is GOOD.
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Aliza
5 years
I’ve been thinking a lot about the 11th house lately and how I believe it is misunderstood. It is the house of striving with no guarantee of success. So you have these endless goals which you may never achieve
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Aliza
2 years
Mars in Gemini will be *good* for Gemini and also for Virgo Rising (and for others yes yes but I am feeling those two in particular rn)
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Aliza
6 years
MERCURY ENTERS VIRGO TOMORROW!!! FINALLY!!!! Mars is direct. Mercury is direct. Mercury enters Virgo tomorrow. Saturn goes direct this week. WE CAN MOVE FORWARD AGAIN IN ALL CAPS YESSSSSS
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Aliza
5 years
I’ve been getting the same message over and over for Patrons: keep energy IN.
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Aliza
4 years
Omg Mars in Aries for 6 months
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Aliza
6 years
Saturn transits: something is wrong and making it right is a painful mystery.
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Aliza
2 years
Omg this is hilarious and heartbreaking and true
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Yair Rosenberg
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Easiest way for @elonmusk to solve Twitter's financial problems? Charge non-Jews to tweet about Jews. The only problem will be what to do with so many trillions of dollars afterwards.
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Aliza
5 years
Next week is intense. Chiron goes retrograde July 8th. And the Sun in Cancer opposes both Saturn and Pluto that week. Don’t get discouraged. We just had an eclipse. The doors of perception have been cleansed. Fear not, star lovers.
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Aliza
6 years
Venus goes retrograde October 5th. You may experience Breakups. Makeups. Reversals. Reunions. Seduction. Flaming hearts. Old flames. Secret sex. Secrets revealed. Obsession. Possession. Cutting off. Moving in. Moving out. Love on the rocks. Love for sale.
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Aliza
4 years
Dear astrologers, card readers, etc., the clients who are right for you will find you. Simple. If you're deep, the deep ones find you. And if you're shallow, shallow ones find you. You meet each other where you're at. I get Pluto people. Intensity. Depth.
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Aliza
2 years
New moon Taurus eclipse = more money for you
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Aliza
4 years
So feel free to ignore the doom and gloom soothsayers. Are things bananas now? YES. They are. But Mars retrograde for *you* (and you do exist, outside of the collective pain) can be a balm of calm! You can take a break from fighting for it.
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Aliza
6 years
Dear star lovers, Mercury goes direct on Thursday
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Aliza
6 years
It’s harder to learn astrology now. The way we used to - Because all the junk astrology is out there. Your best bet is to ignore everything on the Internet and read a few essential books.
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Aliza
4 years
You know Saturn changes signs this year. And Saturn in Capricorn was particularly brutal this time around. No matter what Saturn in Aquarius does to your chart, I think some form of relief is coming
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Aliza
5 years
Eclipses. Truth comes out. Lunar Eclipse on the 16th. Shocking revelations about women and men (Cancer/Capricorn)
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Aliza
5 years
If you do psychic stuff for a living, working with clients, doing readings, etc etc etc and you are living in the epicenter or a place where many are dying from CV you HAVE TO BE CAREFUL and not just physical health
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Aliza
4 years
Feeling for my pluto people tonight. Always someone threatened by you. Always. Same shit different day.
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Aliza
5 years
Tell me about your 2008. What was life like then? Something good. That's the last time Jupiter was in Capricorn. Jupiter's in Cap again plus for most of 2020. Think back.
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Aliza
5 years
Sometimes it’s not a transit. Sometimes it’s not the interaction between your chart and theirs. Some people are just gaslighting jerks.
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Aliza
5 years
People are on EDGE. Breathe and be kind if you can. In other news my 22 year old barista just told me his mother taught him Tarot when he was a kid. Single mom reading cards in bars for tips.
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Aliza
6 years
The least you need to know about today’s Libra Full Moon. A couple things: one door closes and another opens. It’s okay to be heartbroken.
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Aliza
6 years
Become the planet so it does not devour you (Everything You Need To Know About Hard Transits) Example: currently harassed by Saturn? BE SATURN.
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Aliza
5 years
Astrology Tweet. So tomorrow is THE DAY. The exact Mercury Uranus conjunction this year. In plain English: it will be an INTERESTING day. Surprising (Uranus) words (Mercury) perhaps. Shocking news. Crazy tricksters :)
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Aliza
4 years
Tequila is always better than wine.
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Aliza
4 years
So RBG died on such a holy day not just the first night of Rosh Hashanah but also Shabbos
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Aliza
4 years
We are our charts — even when they show other people. Uranus 7th people may fall for those who always leave/come and go until they understand their own need for freedom.
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Aliza
4 years
Don't be surprised if this New Moon makes you feel emotional. It's in Cancer (emotional) AND an eclipse. I think there'd be something wrong with you if you didn't feel it and yet it's less violent than the last one. I think. I hope.
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Aliza
5 years
This is massive. The Saturn Pluto conjunction this January and here’s one reason why. Remember the pain/crisis of the Uranus Pluto square? Saturn Pluto conjoined next month brings the WISDOM from those years. You’re not making the same mistakes. You’ve changed.
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Aliza
4 years
Dear astrology lovers: I hope you're thinking about the Jupiter Saturn conjunction, where it falls in your chart and what it means for you personally. Can be easy for to get caught up in the collective but this starry meet-up has personal meaning for you!
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Aliza
4 years
Jupiter goes direct this weekend. This is good.
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Aliza
3 years
The astro energy right now = crawling out of a hole. (Bye bye Sun Pluto opposition.) You feel this?
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Aliza
5 years
Unpopular opinion: why movies/tv today still so obsessed with explicit sex scenes. Porn is readily available. If I want porn, I'll watch porn. I don't need/want to see my favorite actors naked. In fact, I'd rather not.
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Aliza
6 years
In September we have a VENUS URANUS opposition. This is a jolt to the heart. Venus (love) in Scorpio opposing Uranus (shocking) in Taurus. Old loves return Uranus is retrograde and Venus will retrograde too!!!! #astrology
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Aliza
5 years
I feel like I cheated death today because I found out that I was misdiagnosed by two doctors. And the disease/condition that they said I had I do not have. Moral of the story: Consult a specialist at a university teaching hospital
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Aliza
4 years
Really glad that guy ghosted and dumped me. Was brutal for various reasons. But. It made me focus on making progress and now months later am finishing work on new book proposal. Rising from the ashes as all Pluto people do.
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Aliza
5 years
What wine goes with cheese puffs
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Aliza
4 years
This supreme court nominee is dangerous
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Aliza
2 years
I'm gonna say it. It needs to be said. Jupiter in Aries might make you a little inappropriate. Mars and Jupiter in Aries might make you a lot inappropriate.
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Aliza
5 years
OK here is some eclipse action. I just had a huge revelation. See this can also be the eclipse effect. You get a download. You know what to do. You don’t even feel impatient because you can taste how right it is! July 2 is the New Moon eclipse in Cancer ♋️
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Aliza
4 years
No astrologer/psychic/card reader is right 100% of the time. Some are right most of the time. Some aren't. I've had great readers be wrong for me sometimes. We are human not gods, not perfect.
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Aliza
4 years
No Roe v. Wade (i.e. CHOICE) doesn't mean no abortion. It means abortion for the wealthy, illegal life threatening abortion, abortion for corrupt politicians' mistresses. And dead women and girls.
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Aliza
4 years
Tomorrow begins a big ending in your life and it might not happen tomorrow but it will by June 2021. Full Moon eclipse in Sagittarius, ruled by Jupiter = BIG. This is good news. Time to move on.
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Aliza
4 years
Saturn in Pisces. That’s the first real “back to normal.” Minimum.
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Aliza
5 years
I love Mars in Cancer. Mama Bear superhero protecting the vulnerable. Cancer planets get a bad rap except Moon in Cancer. So if you have Cancer in your chart this tweet is for you. You’re awesome. F the haters. They will never have your emotional depth.
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@HenMazzig And restaurants. And professors. And musicians. And… Jews. It’s just Jews. They are anti Jews. And there’s a word for that.
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Aliza
4 years
Major astro transit of 2021: Saturn square Uranus. One way I see this playing out: “forced” vaccinations. Saturn= requirements/rules. And Uranus (freedom)is in Taurus (the body). Saturn = regulation.
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