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@alistkariss
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3 years
My fav Pandemic Tik Tok moment was the fake party like ayyy step step bend rise up down up down!!!!🤪
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@alistkariss
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5 years
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@alistkariss
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4 years
Feels good having nothing to prove
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@alistkariss
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6 years
I’m really that bitch lol it’s wild
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@alistkariss
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3 years
I really do hate what the standard of a beautiful woman has become over the years. It’s really sick and I hope there are a few women left who understand they’re just fine without all the extra
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@alistkariss
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3 years
Money legit solves all my problems every time lmao idk about y'all but once that deposit hits - suddenly everythings fine
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@alistkariss
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4 years
I love me a black man. Emphasis on the man.
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@alistkariss
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7 years
@CamMarsh7 Mountain Dew specifically is sad af yea
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@alistkariss
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4 months
I wonder what my husband is doing
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@alistkariss
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3 years
Kanye said he feel like he’s the only one not pretending and I felt that
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@alistkariss
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3 years
The sooner you realize it’s the you part that they can’t compete with - the sooner you’ll quit comparing yourself
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@alistkariss
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4 years
I was featured in New York Magazine for my brand @bestcasescenarionyc (on IG)! Check @TheCut for the interview ;) yay 2021
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@alistkariss
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8 months
I transferred from Los Angeles your school has no gymnastics team this is the last resort 🙂
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@alistkariss
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4 years
No offense to those who don’t, but it’s a few of y’all who CHOOSE sadness
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@alistkariss
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3 years
🤌🏾
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@alistkariss
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4 years
Considering people are testing positive w no symptoms and there’s barely any tests available... i’m moving like we all have it
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@alistkariss
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2 years
I’m doing so much better than I was and it’s all because I let go of my ego
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@alistkariss
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1 year
@cassandrapintro “You have to forgive me! You have to forgive me!”
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@alistkariss
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10 months
Jayda Pinkett has reportedly never met Will Smith.
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@alistkariss
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2 years
Todays my first day and my dream job and I just thank God and my work ethic 😮‍💨♥️
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@alistkariss
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1 year
@SheopatraSmith I read this like Khia 😂
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@alistkariss
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1 year
I like conceited girls lol I’m realizing. They just like me fr
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@alistkariss
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4 years
I miss Fernbank. Y’all remember the Star Gallery? Every school in ATL had a field trip to Fernbank lol
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@alistkariss
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5 months
I’m fully established and I’m hungrier than ever, all 2024 I’m back in the lab! Running up the tab and perfectin my craft.
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@alistkariss
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4 years
When you play me. You play yourself. Don't play yourself.
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@alistkariss
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10 months
Find out who you are and do it on purpose.
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@alistkariss
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6 years
Y’all got a tee for everything else, it was necessary. Be apart of the revolutionnnn😂 COP YOURS TODAY!
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@alistkariss
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1 year
Sheila really drove up that mountain.
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@alistkariss
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7 years
I miss me
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@alistkariss
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1 year
Last night, I witnessed Megan Good and Kaytranada jamming to my set🥹
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@alistkariss
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4 years
@SentFromAbove_ @NetflixFilm Right?! The ending was like.... ok??
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@alistkariss
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2 years
Next step of my level-up is called SELF DISCIPLINE
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@alistkariss
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4 years
LA has no idea how to party. It’s cute tho bc they really think it’s a vibe
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@alistkariss
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5 years
@ANTWTF You want credit for USC homecoming or you want credit for Vogue?
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@alistkariss
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4 years
If you aren’t voting. Fine. Shut up then.
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@alistkariss
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2 years
I cried today from how much I made DJing this month… like - thus far the most I’ve ever brought in for just one month. We thanks God! Like - 🤯
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@alistkariss
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5 years
I’m convinced @selarlene is actually the baddest bitch.
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@alistkariss
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3 years
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3 years
quote this tweet with a picture of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE 🔥👀
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@alistkariss
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4 years
I can't believe I came up in Floppy Disk and AskJeeves days
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@alistkariss
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1 year
Fantasia said if you don’t want me then don’t talk to me. Like - go ahead and free yourself! Fr😂
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@alistkariss
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3 years
Not feeling so forgiving these days. I’m way too good to people for the way they do me. I really can’t believe y’all 😂 me????!!!
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@alistkariss
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4 years
You’re first heartbreak isn’t your worst. I promise, you’ll fall in love again and it’ll feel better than last time but then THAAAAS the heartbreak that’ll actually be your worst lmaooo
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@alistkariss
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2 years
@TheKimbino It’s even worse for someone to buy it than the attempt to sell 😂😂😂
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@alistkariss
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7 months
Most of you don’t even know why you feel the way you feel and I hate that. Groupthink is at an all time high
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@alistkariss
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4 years
@KenHeLive And will be graduating.
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@alistkariss
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4 years
I can’t believe in the middle of a racism pandemic— ppl are in whole relationships.
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@alistkariss
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4 years
2021 is about to be my sexiest year yet.
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@alistkariss
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3 years
I’m at a red light w a car that’s blasting U Got It Bad and he just ran it back 😂
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@alistkariss
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2 years
2023 is gonna be a great year for literally every single one of us.
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@alistkariss
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3 years
I be in my waaaaaaaayyyyyy
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@alistkariss
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3 years
CHECK IT OUT! New work! Had so much fun on this set. Extras styled by me 🥰 IG @alistkariss
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@alistkariss
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4 years
It’s funny bc it’s literally so easy to not listen to Tory Lanez
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@alistkariss
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4 years
My friendships are changing and I'm not mad.
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@alistkariss
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3 years
I feel sooo anxious, excited, motivated and scared all at the same time and I can’t tell if I should just cry or like … burp bc I’m stresssssed
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@alistkariss
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1 year
I really have stepped into my ‘speak on it’ era. Like if it makes me feel a way, I’m expressing it immediately— so far it’s been rewarding
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@alistkariss
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7 years
Soulja Boy Tell em!!!!!!!!
@souljaboy
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7 years
If your absence doesn't affect them, your presence never mattered
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@alistkariss
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3 years
refresh the page and restart the memory- respark the soul and rebuild the energy
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@alistkariss
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4 years
I’m so pressed for Murda Night tomorrow. #PValley
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@alistkariss
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6 years
Everyone’s running from relationships and it’s hilarious bc you’re playing yourselves lowkey. You def like someone and letting them slip away to prove a point or you don’t like anyone and you’re leading someone on. There’s only like a 3% of ya that are single single lmao
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@alistkariss
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3 months
My friends threw me the most amazing surprise bday party yesterday and I really thought I figured it out. Haha was sooo wrong! Wow. Like!! MY HEART IS GOING TO EXPLODE😩
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@alistkariss
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5 years
Miamiiiiii🌴🤪
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@alistkariss
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4 months
SSENSE social media editor is so good
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@alistkariss
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4 years
People without Twitter have no idea how out of touch they are.
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@alistkariss
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1 year
If you don’t do anything else today, set your intentions for next month, pray about it and decide it’ll be a solid February.
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@alistkariss
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2 years
My aunts death tore my family apart and as a result, her daughter I was closest to shut me out. I’ve been reaching out since (2015), and today she answered the phone bro… 😭 y’all don’t know how hard I’ve prayed on this
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@alistkariss
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1 year
Money flows easily and abundantly to me fr fr like - no CAP.
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@alistkariss
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4 years
@TheCourtKim @FUCCl Shot by a young black woman 💅🏾 Kennedi Carter
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@alistkariss
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5 years
I’m actually done allowing people to make me feel inferior bc of whatever narrative they decided about me. At the end of the day, I’m fire and you’re obsessed. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@alistkariss
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8 months
All My Love, Angels In Tibet, CoStar, Princess Going Digital, Reckless & Sweet, Counterfeit, Disguise?!?!!! Like yeah, stream Fountain Baby rn tf
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@alistkariss
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5 years
Never post me on here so hi!
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@alistkariss
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1 year
Pharrell is so Chanel lol
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@alistkariss
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6 years
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@alistkariss
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11 months
Everyone please do me a favor and consider that we all are trying our best. Be grateful, be considerate, and think maybe just maybe people are going through things JUST LIKE YOU. Especially someone who is ALWAYS there for you. Do better!
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@alistkariss
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4 years
Beyoncé early 2000s body was INSANE like IN SANE
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@alistkariss
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7 months
My dream job is to be a mom. Like not rushing at all, but there’s nothing more precious imo.
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@alistkariss
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5 years
I can’t believe we lived without Google. Lol we really were on Ask Jeeves w it. We really legends
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@alistkariss
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5 years
I no longer want to hear about anything anyone “wants” that isn’t working toward it. Friends included. Call your mother not me. I’m done wanting more for ppl than they want for themselves. Today I’m officially bored w your fake dreams. 7/23/19 3:12PM babe good luck
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@alistkariss
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2 years
I got a 6k gig next day! True story🤯
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2 years
I could use $3,000 rn
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@alistkariss
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7 years
poetry.
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@alistkariss
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7 years
Literally, when you decide you're the shit - everyone else will too.
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@alistkariss
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6 years
I miss being in love so much
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@alistkariss
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1 year
I’m so selfish these days and I FUCKING LOVE THAT …. I dead have never been selfish in my entire life bro
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@alistkariss
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4 years
I am thoroughly enjoying the fruit snacks vs. kids temptation trend
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@alistkariss
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2 years
They really named that song Dilemma
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@alistkariss
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1 year
My life so lit 😭 and I beat myself up for not being content heavy. Like I should really do better, or is it ok to just — live life 😂 I’m toooorn bc also $$$$
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@alistkariss
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3 years
It’s Future and Dess for meeeeee
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@alistkariss
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2 years
Felt like y’all wouldn’t believe me 😭
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@alistkariss
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2 years
Currently sitting in a diner across from a guy who has a pair of shades cut into the top of his head… and I actually love it yea wish I could get a pic
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@alistkariss
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4 years
Why is liking someone, doing too much?
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@alistkariss
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6 years
energy
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@alistkariss
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4 years
Someone said now that the gyms are closed, this summer gonna be about personality 😂
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@alistkariss
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4 years
Also, Today was a really good day and the rest of November is going to be an amazing month for me. Hashtag claiming it.
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@alistkariss
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6 years
Y’all don’t deserve me.
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@alistkariss
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4 years
Romance me 2021
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@alistkariss
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7 years
@WannasWorld lol she didn't make this she just reposted it from Cycle. It's so cute yeah 😂😂
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@alistkariss
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1 year
In Ice We Spice 🫡
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@alistkariss
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1 year
I know exactly what I want and I’m gonna stop accepting anything that isn’t that — for science. Like let’s see if this helps lol
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@alistkariss
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2 years
I’m sensitive. I feel everything. I feel everybody.
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@alistkariss
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1 year
If you got away w playing in my face the last 29 years congratulations 😂 bc it ends today. Like this is not a drill.
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@alistkariss
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2 years
Can we love it away?
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@alistkariss
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4 years
If you’re mad at me and I have no idea, I’m assuming no responsibility
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