Alistar Chibanda
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1/2 Nyaradzo Funeral cover monthly premium is ZWL$12 771,15 =US$20.57
*Per year: US20.57 ×12 =US$246.84
*Per 30years: US$246.84 ×30= US$7405.20
If u died: coffin US$300, fuel US$500
Nyaradzo will use US$800 to bury u but iwe wakavapa US$7400 zvoreva kuti wabirwa US$6600 cash!
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1/ Stolen....
A) Sending US$450 via Mukuru from Harare to Chipinge you are charged US$23. And the maximum you can send is US$450. That means if I were to send US$1500 I need to pay close to US$100 in Mukuru transfer charges.
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Today I spent some hours praying in the Spirit& the Lord keeps impressing in my heart that
@nelsonchamisa
will be the 4th President of Zim🇿🇼. No matter what they do against him, they'll fail to stop him because "This is the Lord's doing; it is marvellous in our eyes." (Ps 118:23)
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Atleast we're having progress. I thank u Zimbabweans for raising your voices. They say social media has no power but time&time again we hv proved them wrong.Currently we writing a paper that we'll submit to
@IPECZW
&special thanks to IPECZW for listening to our cries. Am happy😊
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1/6 LETS BEGIN TO EXPOSE ALL UNIVERSITIES & POLY BAD PRACTICES
One other area that needs to be probed is the issue of graduation fees. NUST has pegged their graduation fees at USD130 per graduate, before the regalia. On graduation day, one gets a meal that is not even worth USD2.
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Who was given US$10,000 by Nyaradzo Group to bury a relative ? Tell us your story. We would to know what kind of a funeral you were doing with US$10,000.
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Tonight at 7pm we will do a thread on NUST & MSU. A lot is happening there. In my own view students are abused, and robbed there day and night. You shall see it tonight. All we want are good practices, rather than taking advantage of the students & fleecing them!
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Someone said now kwasara Econet , Zesa ne colcom. Hanzi colcom iri kuramba kuwedzera nyama mu pork pie yavo 😂😂😂
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Those who say I did wrong to correct
@iMisred
on her dressing you are right to share your opinions. But the truth is she is a celeb we all emulate & she must lead our sisters by example. The Bible says do not dress as a prostitute!
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Fellow Zimbabweans, we finally handed over our document on "The Request For An Inclusive IPEC Public Consultation Process On Funeral Assurance Products And Pricing" to
@IPECZW
Director, Mrs S. Siwela, today 31/10/2022, 11am at 160 Rhodesville Avenue, Greendale, Harare. Thank u!
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Now the first phase of prophecy was fulfilled, we now go to the next phase which is the phase of "COURT AFTER COURT" & then VICTORY✌️
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I work for certain platinum mine in Midlands. As soon as u get employed u are forced to join Nyaradzo or u get fired. Some employees were on Doves&10yrs policy matured&was terminated&were told to join Nyaradzo&start afresh. No cashback from Doves.Cant comment for fear of reprisal
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1/2 Instead of answering the questions
@Nyaradzo_Group
put an arrogant& pompous response. It would hv been wise for Nyaradzo Grp to answer the questions raised i.e cashbacks, policy maturity & that 3months lapse issue. Address those than to say its untrue. What's untrue?
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My friend's car was clamped at 6:45am in Mbare. The lady demanded US$60 bribe or pay US$132 ticket at city council offices. When my friend refused to pay the bribe he was given a ticket of US$132. Imagine US$132 for clamping a car when average salaries in Zim are not even US$150
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Uganda is shutting down all p*rn sites in the country...
What a President 🤠😅🙏👍
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Something about CityPark workers. I think hiding is now their new tactic. u look for them& won't see any&u be in a hurry. Today I was frustrated for 20mins trying to locate them.If u leave your car&come back 10mins later u'll find it clamped.This is how they are milking motorists
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A GOOD FUNERAL ASSURANCE COMPANY MUST INCLUDE:
•Cashback for those who haven't claimed for 5yrs
•Premiums payable monthly, quarterly, half-yearly&annually with no top ups for those who paid inadvance
•10yr maturity✅,not 20yrs bcoz it's too much for maturity
LET'S DO THIS!
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If u are looking for a funeral policy, ask for their Ts& Cs 1st. If there's no cashback facility,if doesnt mature in 10yrs,if doesnt allow u to pay arrears in case u defaulted for 3months but makes your 20yrs worth of contributions to disappear, then don't sign for that nonsense!
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1/2 Guys many still hv grievances against Nyaradzo. Read this:
My workmate’s child committed suicide at 16/17yrs old.He added her to his policy not long after she was born&after all those years paying,Nyaradzo simply refused to pay a cent citing that they do not cover suicides.
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Listen, I may be wrong to u Experts. But I'm making sense to 1000s of "hurting ghetto masses" who've lost thousands of US$ of their 10/20yrs paid up premiums. Until u create a win win model, that sees clients benefiting from their 10/20years payments, u will always have problems!
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1/2 Hie I had 2 issues with Nyaradzo.the first one is that I had put my grandma on a policy.When she passed on,I realized that my father had also been paying for my grandma. So we negotiated with Nyaradzo to upgrade the coffin since there were 2policies for 1 person,they refused
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This is one of the useless "things" I have known in Zimbabwe since birth! Like 🤍 if you agree
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Zimbabweans is this what u want? To lose 15+ yrs of payments to funeral assurance just bcoz u defaulted due to yo company circumstances u had no power over? When u paid premiums for 15yrs they used it to buy assets&grow their funeralcompany. 15yrs later they dont bury u.NONSENSE!
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And you hear someone saying things are good in Zimbabwe. Some people are evil 😭😭😭😭
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Another example of a citizen who lost all her money to
@Nyaradzo_Group
. Many people are crying out there but for a long time they were quiet until I started exposing these issues. We'll faka pressure until they change their Ts & Cs that they are using to rip off peoples money!
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I can see that Funeral Assurance companies like Nyaradzo have released their bulldogs to defend them but it's too late. The truth is ALREADY OUT. The Bible says,"ye shall know the truth& the truth shall make you free."(John8:32). Zimbabweans NOW KNOW the truth & ARE NOW FREE!
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This road is in Mabvuku. I used to drive passing through this road last year. That green church is Zaoga🤦🏻♂️. So today I failed to drive through it. Haichafambike zvachose road yacho. Ma one 🙌
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Wakamboionepi funeral ye US$10,000 ? Ndeya Queen Elizabeth here funeral yacho 😂😂😂😂 Mr Philip Mataranyika ngavasatamba nepfungwa dzedu. Hatisi vana vadiki. Kuma ghetto kwedu tinoviga munhu ne $800 pachitosara change futi. Let's not support kubira varombo mari !!!!
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Guys dont try to silence me ku^DM.The more u do so,the more we know u are trying to defend fleecers&rippers. I fear no one,the ONE in me is GREATER than thieves&robbers.&No matter how u vomit vitriol at me,I wont block u. Am so mature enough not to be moved by Chihuahuas noises!
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#🙆🏿♂️🙆🏿♂️Hupenyu hwemuZimbabwe haudi kushainirana.🤷♂️ Imagine Lazarus Dokora, former Minister Of Primary And Secondary Education is now a LECTURER at Bindura University For Science Education. Atoriwo pa STRIKE for better SALARIES AND WORKING CONDITIONS. 🤷♂️🤷♂️😱😱
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Another issue: Whats the Council policy on clamping fees& the payment of the fines? Is council amenable to giving residents resonable time to settle such fines without incurring highly inflated storage charges for the impounded vehicle? We are being abused by Council employees!
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1/6 So far Nero has tried 2 times to remove Zpf but you call him a failure yet Tsvangirai tried to do the same since yr 2000 till he died in 2018 & you called him a hero (MHRIP). I loved MRT, he did his best & so is Nero who's doing his best against a merciless junta government.
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Pandaona picture iyi ndatombofunga kuti munda uri kurimwa izvo kana, itori road yemotokari iyoyi 42years after independence. Vema Honda Fit hamupfuure apa kana bhazi rinogona kunyura kkkk 😅😂
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BREAKING NEWS: Don't say anything, just retweet. 😆
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Ko vaya vaiti ndi President wepa Twitter chete vari ku feeler seiko vachiona zvakadai 😹😹😹
#Mutare
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1/2 A friend said, "I contributed for 10yrs 2009 to 2019 paying USD17 per month, "defaulted" 2months, they demanded I pay arrears before joining a "NEW GROUP" &I left. I feel
@Nyaradzo_Group
must pay some premiums back less admin fees of say 25-30% if u leave without benefiting.
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1/3 Having a girl child is scary nowadays. Zvakutyisa. Tinogona kuignowa nyaya dzevana sikana tichiti zvinyadzi but still IF WE DON'T ADDRESS THIS IN THE COMMUNITIES, AT SCHOOLS AND IN CHURCHES then vana vedu vari kupera vese one by one nezvirwere & so forth.
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In Harare buying a house stand is too risky. I know a lady who bought a stand, used US$33k to build a house& later someone came with original papers& claimed that stand. That lady went to court & she lost her case because her papers were fake. Many faced similar scenarios. Share!
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Thank you! We continue doing the Lord's work - i.e helping the consumers!👏
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From DM: Another thing that that they told me after paying in a few months in advance is that when prices change you must top up for the difference. Why top up when I paid you the fair amount in advance? Nyaradzo is indeed ripping people off !
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But Zimbabwe ma jokes chaiwo sometimes 😂😂😂 Do you remember kuti vamwe vakatombo Invester Mari nana Beverly bank. Vakatonzi mwana wako acha bhadharirwa school fees kusvika ku University asi Bank racho rakabva ravharwa kkk. No refund. ZABG, Bervery, Intemarket, etc, zvakadhakwa!
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Let's list Zimbabwe's problems. I will start:
1. Corruption
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"Pastors for ED is an abomination," says Pastor Tom Deuschle
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But I have an ask. Why vakadzi vevanhu vari kuhura ❓
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2/2 Ukasabhadhara subs for 3months& then wofa, zvatovharana havakuvige.
Am not saying don't stop paying Nyaradzo. Some are comfortable nazvo.. so continue. But chandoziva ini hakuna munhu akafa akasavigwa, policy or no policy unovigwa chete. Burial society iri nani pane policy!
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In Zimbabwe gold smuggling is a lesser offence than smuggling bales of clothes! 🙄
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I feel we need to have a Twitter Space tonight at 8pm CAT and discuss further the issues of Zim Funeral Assurance companies like Nyaradzo Funeral Service policies, Ts & Cs. What do you think 🤔
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The Structureless party is gathering together thousands of locals & filling their stadiums without using 510 buses to bus people to the venue. They are also threatening no one or forcing them to close their market places to attend the rallies. This Structureless party is amazing!
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Now we wait for
@IPECZW
as we look also into other issues troubling us customers. God help Zimbabweans!
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Today I understood why
@daddyhope
vachiti tuka isu ma pastor. Tinonyepa uye tine ma double standards, bootlicking and we don't say what God is saying but we say what is pleasing to the hearers! Shame 😣
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For Those Of Us who are building life from Zero😢No helper, no inheritance, no backup, no connections, may God bless YOU financially🙏
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2/2 Surely if a person has been paying, how they die is none of Nyaradzo’s business! They should own up and provide the service which was being paid for!
#Shareyourthoughts
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Dozens of Japanese fans stayed at the end of the Qatar-Ecuador match to clean the stadium's stands.While every1 rushed to the exit to avoid traffic,the Japanese waited for the stadium to empty& then came with their own trash bags to clean the stands for over an hour👏RESPECT ❤️🇯🇵
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Gayism& lesbianism are not diseases.If they were diseases God wouldn't hv destroyed Sodom&Gomorrah over a disease.He would hv healed them isn't it?-Acts 10:38)So u can have yo gay rights here on earth& defend yoselves but those rights won't give u access to enter Heaven.
#Repent
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1/5 This is not NEHANDA❗
This is Charwe one of the MEDIUMS of Nehanda. So who was Nehanda ❓The original Nehanda was Nyamhita, the daughter of the first Monomatapa Mutota, who was living in the escarpment north of Guruve in about 1430.
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Yesterday I told u that if we all come together in a community we can create our own pooling system& bury one another without losing money to funeral companies that are using cruel& hostile Ts& Cs to fleece pple. Read this testimony below& get inspired.This is possible in Zim too
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1/17 The world respect and celebrate their own but the church doesn't do this much.
According to a journalist, Nickson Mpofu, Ricky Ross was paid USD175 000 for last night’s performance at HICC. Akaita lip sync for 50 minutes & got away with US$175k.
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1/4 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗬𝗘𝗘: Thanks for bringing ths Nyaradzo issue to light. I cant comment using my account coz Im still in that industry.Plz post for me.We must also rope in IPEC into this discussion coz they are the mother body vanodya vese
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4/ So instead of using their local Mukuru - I log onto my UK Mukuru Account and transfer money as if I'm in UK to someone in Zimbabwe. It's crazy how Zim corporate come up with schemes to extort money from people.
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Women in provocative clothing are rated as more flirtatious, seductive, promiscuous, and sexually experienced. Christian ladies must not dress like that. The Bible teaches women to dress modestly and appropriately.
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Graduation regalia is going for $25 from others but MSU is forcing all graduands to buy from them at$40.They want nothing but US$.The regalia is COMPULSORY even to those not allowed to attend the ceremony physically. No $40 for regalia,No certificate.DAYLIGHT ROBBERY IN PROGRESS!
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1/2Every policy holder,in one way or the other has been a victim of Nyaradzo& its policies. Funeral Insurance is a model designed to guarantee cover or indemnity& give us a safety net in the event of an unexpected loss. Yes, Nyaradzo has helped families deal with the burden of..
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Wese ari kutsvaga basa ririnani, I declare, unoriwana by end of this month. Kana Jesu akapa vamwe iwe anokupawo rako! Receive it🔥
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Do you know that your departed relatives cannot come back to the living & neither do they communicate with the living? Know it today so that no demon will deceive you or fool you when its claiming to be your great great grandpa who comes back to speak to you through a medium.
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So this guy rejected R450k offer from Kaizer Chiefs and only to accept R12k offer from Dynamos? Balance me here... why ?
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A picture of full breakfast for an average Zimbabwean barely a month after 23 August 2023! 🟡
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I respect the Prof but if State Universities are hiring tents for USD$75k then we are going nowhere. How can they hire a tent for USD$75k &ask Students to pay for it? Who is making these calculation anyway? 4+4 =40 kind of thing! How much is it to buy (not to hire) a tent then?
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I thank God that many have been enlightened by the Tweets we made on Funeral Assurance companies e.g
@Nyaradzo_Group
& Doves Funeral Services, etc. The truth always saves. Now those who will join will do it knowing how their Ts & Cs are very cruel and hostile to the clients!
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"Stand up in the presence of the aged, show respect for the elderly, and revere your God. I am the LORD." (Leviticus 19:32)
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Congratulations 👏🎉 to Apostle Chiwenga for marrying a virgin. May God bless his new marriage union. Amen 🙏
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Queueing for petrol today in Waterfalls Parktown, Harare. This queue is long and winding and in front of me there is an estimate of 300 - 500 cars! During the Mugabe era we didn't have these kind of queues. Fuel was readily available accross the country. Whats wrong now ????
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So you blame
@CCCZimbabwe
for the continual incarceration of Wiwa? Okay since you said they failed to help him, why don't you proffer solutions? I would appreciate it if you share in point form what CCC leadership needs to do to get Wiwa out apart from what they are doing now.
NONSENSE!
Your party has failed to even help
@JobSikhala1
who is rotting in prison.
His family starves and have to live through well wishers.
His kids fees has not been paid, and you come here on Twitter to grandstand posting useless messages.
You deceive the foolish not me!
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Idol worshiping is when you replace the Holy Spirit with your spiritual father!
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1/2 The medical aid cover is also another scam. Whether u vouch for premium packages or not there will always be shortfalls. They will tell you your contribution is zero at the end of every year...where is the money going? Is this not day light robbery?
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Who did this 👇kkkkk Zimbabweans hamupindi denga imi kkkkk 😂😂😂😂! Anyway dai zvikadaro for a New Zimbabwe. God bless Zimbabwe in Jesus Name!
@ProfJNMoyo
@PatsonDzamara
@acielumumba
@PacheduZW
@daddyhope
@nelsonchamisa
@simpcouragee
@ashley_madhava
@Mazwieee
@captainfeso
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𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗜𝗦 𝗗𝗔𝗬𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗘𝗥𝗬, 𝗡𝗬𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗗𝗭𝗢 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗜𝗧 !
Hi Alistar - I was employed by a gvt parastatal for 9yrs& was on a group policy that was set to mature, when I resigned after 9yrs, Nyaradzo told me that I can't continue with that policy
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6/6 Expectation is that regalia by MSU would be less than USD20 if they are to produce at no profit and enjoy economies of scale. People should threaten to boycott until something is done.
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ALL MALPRACTICES MUST BE EXPOSED & TOGETHER WE CAN CALL FOR BETTER DAYS AHEAD!
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Hakuna prayer inopedza chikwereti. Shandai mupe vanhu mari dzavo 😂
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10 Great Church Founders who are still alive today.
Thread👇
1. Ezekiel H. Guti - Founder of ZAOGA FIF
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2/6 B) Sending US$1500 from UK to Zimbabwe (Chipinge) you are charged only £8 ( approx US$10).
PLEASE NOTE: it's same company charging different transfer charges to send money to the same destination, depending on where you send from.
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2023 is nearer. Points to note:
1. In 2023 we've presidential elections
2. God doesn't vote, we do
3. God doesn't choose leaders for us, we choose thru our votes
4. If u don't vote,some1 will &choose a leader u may not like
5. Voting is your constitutional right
#RegisterToVoteZW
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6/6 The implication of this is that I have money in Zimbabwe but it's expensive to actually use it and so I end up relying on money Outside the country 😂😂😂
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2/2 We negotiated for them to payback cash for unclaimed benefits,they refused, we tried that they use the money as contribution for future payments on my father's policy,still refused.Was only paid grocery worthy US$19.If u want to win against Nyaradzo pay for older pple only...
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How to Buy Honda Fit in 100days:
Buy& sell fruits kumalocations anofamba esp uine chingoro. Have a target of $15/$20 profit/day. Kuhodha kuMbare $20 inokwana. Now save $12 pasi pepillow for 100days unenge wava ne$1200 yako, then go& buy your Honda Fit👇 Follow me for more tips🤗
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I don't see any reason why Zpf guys are angry with Nero for abandoning the CCC ship. However, can someone tell
@nelsonchamisa
that we Zimbabweans love him no matter the colors/names he will use...Akati Blue💙 tomhanya ne blue iyoyo...akati purple💜 we paint nyika yese purple, etc
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Heavenly Father, I pray, Protect this man not only for 🇿🇼ans but for the whole SADC countries. Father, SADC used to be dead but now it's alive again becoz of man like this one & His Excellence
@HHichilema
. Please Father, never u allow
@CyrilRamaphosa
to be SADC chair or observer!
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1/6 Good evening Zimbabweans, we are done with the paper to be submitted to IPEC. And special thanks to
@ChiranduEN
for his great assistance in coming up with this paper.
Our expectations include:
•Funeral Policies should have a maturity clause not exceeding 10 years;
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Our gvt is asking Zimbabweans for money to repair Bindura highway. I can't understand it. Can someone school me here, Where do tollgate fees & Zinara licence fees go to? Do we have to blame sanctions for our failure to repair our roads? Don't we citizens pay Zinara in US$ daily?
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I am told this is the 14 year old girl who passed away while giving birth at the Johanne Marange shrine last week. May Her Soul Rest In Peace. Was the perpetrator arrested ???? What kind of a church allows child abuse of this kind? Isn't it the church should protect the sheep?
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•My mother was born on - 2 November
•I was born on - 2 November
•My daughter Michelle - 4 November
•My son Cutwell - 19 November
•My son Alistar jnr - 22 November
•My son Ryan - 23 November
We are all November babies !!
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Happy birthday to me inadvance
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