@VerySillyBunny
@ErinInTheMorn
the alberta people are also a pretty vocal minority, even most hardcore conservatives are pretty fed up with our premier and planning on voting ndp
sorry for thinking about how easy itd be to get you drunk and tie you up.
sorry for fantasizing about using you to get myself off while always stopping u from reaching your peak.
sorry, orgasm before me and you’re getting slapped around — your pleasure isn’t my priority, mutt.
When will it be acceptable to post one of these about how hot it is too date a girl way younger than you who doesn’t remember 9/11 and you have to teach her how to torrent and you have to fix her using-tumblr-at-12 brain damage
i suck at maintaining online relationships because i feel like i’m not allowed to message people unless they message me first… i’m not ghosting you i’m waiting for an invitation like some kind of dracula in your dms
@foxbatch
@bloodclautistic
it definitely hasn’t fully set in but i do get unbelievably horny both when someone uses a clicker and when someone calls me good girl