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This year, be a person of your word. Be reliable, be dependable, be kind, give grace, slow to anger, allow explanations, give second chances where applicable, forgive more (but don’t discard the lessons). And May you receive as you give.
Take it easy. HNY🥂
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"Generator noise" should be a valid reason for seeking/granting asylum
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The Toun lady that was with Iyabo Ojo today at the Station is the woman that was carrying a baby while supporting the ENDSARS protest.
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Ijebu women >>>>>>
I will be posting this picture regularly for no reason at all 😂😂😘
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"If you condemn the whole of your culture, you are a stupid idiot. If you praise everything, you are a compound fool" - Sophie Oluwole
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GTB being able to set up the isolation center so fast is transferred knowledge and experience from their food and fashion festivals.
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I need Nigerian Universities to open their financials. I want access to see budgets, audited financial reports etc.
In 2020, UI claimed they could not submit their audited financial reports because their extern auditor went blind since 2014!
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Is your daughter currently prostituting?
@seunosewa
I currently have a 17 years old daughter in 100 level, and I am willing to marry her off if I see a good suitor that she loves. And be rest assured she will be educated . My problem is people that see nothing wrong in teenage prostituting are complaining about teenage marriage
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Stumbled upon this interesting family. Mum is the main artist, she is the one with the ideas, direction etc while husband and 7 kids are the supporting acts. Detailed, lovely handmade threadwork on fabric.
Their works are being showcased at Eric Kayser today
IG: ebunandpikin
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Sometimes the gap between brilliant student and "olodo" is an adult checking school assignments every day, in their formative years.
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No be this Aunty use palliative do birthday?
President Tinubu has given his approval for the appointment of Mrs. Mojisolaoluwa Kehinde Alli-Macaulay as the Executive Director (Operations) of the Nigeria Social Insurance Trust Fund (NSITF).
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The husband is impregnating women all over and insulting his wife that she is barren but see how your MCM settles the dispute, smh.
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Lagos restaurants. Big on ambience, short on almost everything else, especially great tasting food. IG friendly establishments
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A 72 year old man. Bruh!
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It was the success of Jenifa that inspired Alakada, Osas omoge Benin, Jelili and co.
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The blind have regained their vision, without surgery.
Which of the favours of the Lord can we deny?
I actually thought that would some of the first things he would pay attention to. It’s a low hanging fruit. Then the scavengers are mostly responsible for theft of metals, steel and wires. They cut down street lamps, tug away barb wires and so on. Simply put; Work Dey!
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Govt is interesting. I saw a chart comparing GEJ and Buhari's admin. Looking at the chart, you would never believe GEJ's admin borrowed over 53% of the money needed to pay worker's salaries when he was leaving in 2015 or that budget was reviewed downwards thrice because no money
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A very straight line from ENDSARS protests (money movement) to this policy.
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One thing I can assure you, we will find that based on the things they choose to spend money on, a lot of these dons don't care for students and education as they posture.
Country no good, country no good, how will it be good where you can't turn anywhere for decent leadership?!
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Saw Titi Abubakar's picture and remembered when Dele Momodu said she would neutralize PYO's influence in SW 😂😂😂😂
Bob Dee don give political analysis for this life 😂😂
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Wife was struggling to pay 80k to a higher-wage employee in 2021 yet husband dey promise to get organized private sector to pay 150k-250k as minimum wage, through moral suasion.
His supporters said na trauma response dey make pple disbelieve the possibilities of that happening.
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Two years ago, doctors were snatching ballot boxes and breaking bottles on one another's heads over NMA elections in Enugu.
Lmaooo, I never see this kain thing before fr, a professional association. I am sure some of the clowns involved sneer at Oluomo.
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August 2005: Obasanjo commissions Dunlop's N6.5bn factory
2007: Dunlop records a loss of N2bn
Dec 2008: Dunlop closes factory, sells off asset and exits the country due to rising manufacturing costs, unreliable power supply, unfavorable tariff policy
Best President
#TBT
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The person whose state was totally dependent on FAAC as governor, wants to help states become independent of FAAC as President.
I never see this kain thing before
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Nigeria. Every region thinks they are doing the others a favour.
Truth is, we have a lot to learn from one another and a lot to conquer together.
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I think we need whistleblower numbers to report returnees to. You came just came in and you are refusing to self-isolate, you should be reported
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I have seen Harvard's and co but those ones far.
This is University of Ghana's since 2012.
Unilag, UI, come and use your reports to press my nose, e fi se shio mi 😂😂😂
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Lagos secondary schools where boys dey fight like say dem wan take over garage? 😩😩
Public healthcare was nothing to write about. God bless Leke Pitan and his team.
Area boys used to snatch jewelry off people’s ears and neck!
People that had not been to Lagos, knew of Oshodi
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Inspired by
@sarah_edo
's array explorer, me and my PIC
@Remiilekun
@dantelex
decided to build something for Git. Enjoy! We welcome feedback too
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Ozo is the one that drew the triangle if we are being honest.
He contributed to Dora thinking he was being played by Nengi. Continually lied about his feelings to her yet he tells Neo different making it seem like Dora was the problem. I hated that Neo's intervention.
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Meanwhile this is the original video. Two black people.
He only blackened his face for one person because he was cosplaying Baba Suwe.
Baba Suwe wanted to collect 10 million naria from Mr Latin in this Movie 🤣😂
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I still think every serious minded Nigeria ought to watch the NESG session of the three Presidential candidates.
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NAFDAC now has their database for registered drugs online. You can search by NAFDAC number etc. There is also an app on the play store.
We found out that drugs we were buying for my wife’s thyroid treatment were fake. FAKE bro! We Dey treat illness over 2 years like mumu.
Guess what? Na UCH Ibadan pharmacy we Dey buy from.
There is no hope Walahi.
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A mental health facility/rehab that can accommodate 3000-4000 is being built by LASG in Ikorodu 👌👌
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LRT, lmaooo. Same way Onye Nkuzi tweeted every year about 2nd Niger Bridge and how Buhari's admin was not interested in it and will never do it. The bridge was built and he never acknowledged it, lmao.
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If PDP never mention Lagos, dem never campaign. Of which, a simple thing they can do is show us well-run states by successive PDP governments. Just give us one or two models
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Dr Oloriegbe is so passionate about health and he is one of the most effective Senators. It's a shame he is not returning. A shame
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Wicked people checking their old tweets and deleting 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ko si isinmi fun osika
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Credit:
OJUDE OBA 2022.
took a trip to ijebu-ode with
@_theloba
to document this year’s festival. it was a “colorful” experience.
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For anyone interested in the breakdown of funds raised by feminist_co. Here is the link:
Click on each date to see what was raised and how it was disbursed.
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Lol, Odumodu is not built for the life he is always forming in his songs.
bIg KaLA BiG KalA, see as he almost found himself in ajule orun.
*Fan goes on stage and grabs Shallipopi’s hair*
OdumoduBlvck:
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Namadi Sambo has been more visible in this admin than he was as VP
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By 2014, money for capital expenditure don dey drop, I don't think anything was released for 2015, at least before they left.
Meanwhile, the admin made the most from crude oil sales than any other admin o 🙃🙃
N51trn in crude oil sales, e ke yawo lowo CBN san salary 😖😖😖
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Not that there is any merit to this idea but everyday I login to this goddamn app, I am further convinced a lot of people don't even KNOW their candidate.
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Lmaooo, all of a sudden, mandem don’t want Buhari to leave. From suspend elections to suspend inauguration 😂😂😂
Buhari a de Daura ni 29th pelu ogo Olohun, eyin ni ke mojuto ako malaria ti e ni.
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If Buhari hold your hand and the audience boo am say dem no want, he will tell them to vote for who they like 🤣😂😂
He did it Imo and Ogun State
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States were literally bankrupt and had to be bailed out. At least over 20 states were owing salaries and contractors and had to be rescued by FG. SGs being SGs, some of them still mismanaged the bailout funds 🙃🙃
Food prices and inflation was ~stable though
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You bought simcard and 1.5GB for N3,500 when you would buy same in Nigeria with like 2k change left. Team Megasoft
You know how a child with five N20 notes feels he has more money than the one with one N1000 note? "I have 5 monies, you, you have one" 👇👇👇
4,000 cefas bought me a sim card and 1.5GB data... 10k CFA gone, practically.
Just two years ago, 9,000 nairas would give me excess of 17,000 CFA.
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Not holding my breath but I hope this reduces "mafia culture" in the industry.
Na so Abu Abel's boys nearly kill DJ Chicken for a perceived slight.
Eleniyan and his boys beat the living daylight out of Shoki Shitta because he insulted ogo Surulere.
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The most interesting pairing in Nigerian politics is probably Buruj/Abati 😂😂
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Lmaooo, how did you people arrive at Laycon likes Lilo because he thinks she snatched Eric from Erica? And you people say Wathoni is weird. Lmaooooooooooo, you are her Seniors please
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Riddle of the day: From what year to what year did the father serve as a commissioner, twice?
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It's only a wicked person that will say Nigerian journalists no try. AriseTV, PremiumTimes did the work
Even an NTA correspondent was live there that night, we saw her lying down to avoid stray bullets.
All because CNN showed that we bought arms from Serbia. Na wa
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I hate so much that people judge Dora based on "she has feelings for him". Hate it so much.
If we overlook Ozo's repeated declarations of "she is my best friend" and judge solely by their actions towards each other,who has stayed within the bounds of friendship?
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His dad is a lovely man.
I understand Sophia. Don't use my baby for photo ops if you won't do your share of parental obligations.
Sophia asking David for money just 2 days to his wedding lol after coming here to tell us he dosen’t take care of her.
The 1st and 2nd slide has Sophia rejecting David’s father’s (Deji Adeleke ) invitation to join in the family’s Christmas plans, saying she already made plans.
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Like you, Atiku supported and voted for Buhari in 2015 and later withdrew his support and started criticizing his policies. If that makes him unworthy, why should anyone listen to you too after all you exhibited same sense of judgement?
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It's hard not to dislike Obasanjo intensely. If that man greets you good morning, there is nothing more important at that moment than confirming why he is greeting you. E get why.
On the back of whose ambition did Kashamu ride on to become a factor in 🇳🇬 politics?
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Some people in the congregation know he is yarning dust but they will be there next week for another dose of dust.
An innocent woman with fibroid will be labeled a prostitute because of this pastor.
All he’s saying here is Bullshit. Shameless people.
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@TheTundeMaleek
Yup! His journalism is always about proving his theories, by hook or crook. Wuruwuru to the answer.
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The janazah being held for Abba Kyari is a very bad precedent to set in these times.
States are struggling to get people to comply with physical distancing, lockdown etc.
This shouldn't be coming from the seat of power.
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Ijebu mummies have lit nicknames. Alhaja Balance >>>>>>>>>>>>>
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This midnight
Neo to Vee: What did I say about swearing?
Ozo to Nengi: What did we say about swearing?
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CACOVID has built fully equipped isolation centres in 15 states and we think the singular 100-bed capacity centre that Ghana built is better because it is brick and mortar compared to CACOVID's tents? God 😭
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Lmaooo, Aregbe's boys really can't articulate the good policies/programmes that Oyetola reversed. Na to dey use question answer question 🙂
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lol, Nina is useless. She says it wasn't nice for Tobi to tell Miracle but she ended up telling Ceec. Fuke fuke lo wa lori e 😂😂
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Lagos wey mad people dey streets pass anything that time? 😭😩
Lagos of dead bodies on roads for days on end?
Whatever Lagos looked like when there was breakdown of waste mgt services under Ambode was child’s play compared to how it used to be pre-LAWMA and even the early days.
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If Dora calls any guy for assistance within his hearing shot, he will jump there like Bruce Lee and take over.
Any small thing "Dora and I" like she is his wife of 62years 😶
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@0xabiodun
Yep. Everybody wanted to replicate that success.
Jenifa's diary inspired Saamu Alajo, Sisi etc on YouTube.
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For people trying to confirm. This site has the links to all Anambra's budget plus accountant general and auditor general's report.
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Anti-bullying used to be a thing on social media. Idk how/when it became cool to do this.
You did not elect the kids neither are they responsible for the actions of their parents. This is wrong
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@fimiletoks
With all due respect, nothing on ground supports this. He has 3 bills to his name, all still at first reading. That doesn't show an ability to get bills passed.
Contrast with an Oloriegbe, 14 bills. only 2 is still at first reading. 9 already passed and the remaining close to.
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Swap their actions. Everything Ozo does wrt Dora, Imagine Dora doing it.
Dora being touchy feely with Ozo, Dora jumping to do stuff as soon as Ozo calls another female HM to do sth for him, Dora doing "Ozo and I" at least 3 times a day etc
Imagine it o. Goodnight
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It might sound crazy but not everyone wants progress, especially if it is brought about by the admin they don't like.
They want to complain about the admin they don't like and do forifori with the one they like, even when they are doing nothing.
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Lagos State no dey cry about ghost workers. Your governors are incompetent if that's what they are crying about in 2024. Stop joining them to wring hands for tame problems.
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An ill-exposed individual will post a nasty generalization about your tribe/religion etc and you with all the oja aran that your mummy used to back you, will be in the replies doing "don't generalize" or posting proof that you are not among.
Lmfaooo, God forbid abeg 😩😂😂
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Again, Dorathy and triangle is the realest and surest ship in this house.
#Dorangle
my ship! 🤩🤩🥰
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Dakore does not have two heads o. It's not unreasonable to stand with your friends/family but you also have to recognize that actions have consequences.
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If water supply was on the exclusive list, governors would have told us that's the reason no state can guarantee at least 5 hours of water daily, consistently in all parts of the state and people will believe them and keep regurgitating it as fact.
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Nigerian celebrities wey hungry die! Na MC Oluomo, Dino, Ayiri, fraud boys and wasteful, money miss road politicians etc dey sustain a lot of them. Dead crew
Comedians go sight Dino, turn under bridge beggar. Awon olorun 😷
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That's how you know people that don't pay salaries. Sowore too that uses citizen reporters' model to avoid proper compensation, promised 250k.
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I think the colloquial expression "Yahoo" sef needs to scrapped. Let's call a fraudster, a fraudster, a criminal, a criminal.
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