I found cheesecake in my bra this morning, and other perfect sentences.

@zoeelizabethjpg Try some acetone!

@falseroxy I dated a guy who dressed like this and afterwards vowed to never do so again.

@deansbuffys I hate this season so much but it has some really fun individual episodes, ugh.

@CrustPunk161 I had a friend who was trying to make a script to change the police siren sample to meows in digital downloads for you to use when you’re in the car. Wonder if he ever finished that.

@zoerosebryant Ugh and also podcasts. Book is the hardest, making myself do a book club is the next thing I’m gonna try.

@zoerosebryant It should have been Trace Lysette 😭

@magpiekilljoy Yeah, I mean I agree, I just wanna see you eviscerate the movie when it’s out haha.

@Tasnyx This is the hybrid Sue creature of Post Malone & Jelly Roll taking The Substance.

@judysquirrels EVEN IF IT IS KINK, a lot of people in the kink scene would say that the people they’re exposing her body to DO NOT CONSENT to being a part of their kink and that that’s bad! There are contexts for kink! This shit is distressing!

@Comrade_Yui Tangentially - you may want to check out @RememberThisPod’s latest series “The Old Man is Still Alive” in which the host discusses the 60s to 80s era for some of the earliest auteurs of film. As always, the podcast is brilliant and incisive and gets into the whys.

@arvofart This feels more like weaponized incompetence to me. Like, he didn’t want to do it because then she might start asking him to contribute more so by doing something so wildly bad she won’t even try to get him to step up for her anymore. Get rid of him, eat more pasta I say.

@JayElHarris WHAT

Pro bartender thoughts: The Brutalist should be a vodka drink, A Complete Unknown being NA instead of Nickel Boys is a real whiff across the plate as A Complete Unknown should obviously be a boilermaker - however, I’m Still Here and Dune are perfection.

@kalosianlitten @zoerosebryant @reservoirdougs Aw beans!

@kalosianlitten @zoerosebryant @reservoirdougs You can check to see it it’s in a theater near you at

@kalosianlitten @zoerosebryant @reservoirdougs The theater near me is playing it for Flashback Cinema soon, I bet it’s the same where Zoë is.

@negropeggy It’s such a fun flick! I had a great time. Perfect turn your brain off popcorn movie.

@jamesstout This is my Alma mater. I am APPALLED that my progressive socialist university is a hunting ground for emboldened Zionists. Fully shocking.

@arvofart Hey, good luck. Remote life rules for the most part. So much dog snuggling! Crossing my appendages for ya.