Alexis 🇧🇸
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One of my husband’s coworkers would tell me how I’m the only thing he ever talks about and I’m lucky lol (already knew what she was on). Fast fwd to her texting him, “I know you have a wife but I admire the type of man you are, and wondered if you’d like to meet up sometime?”
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Since this tweet is getting traction, I’d just like to add that the text wasn’t even the worst part. 😂 I was heavily pregnant at the time and she knew because it literally was all he talked about. This was also after she had recently divorced her husband for cheating 🙃🥴
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@romano_niki
Listennnn my husband already know im crazy so I didn’t even have to say anything. 😂 He showed me the text, what he said to her and blocked her. I was never worried cause I trust him. Plus, I firmly believe if she can take you she can have you 🤷🏽♀️
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@simplybrj
Lmaoo I understand 😂 but they had a work group chat and I honestly have no problem with him having women friends as long as boundaries exist. I usually can tell from jump if a woman has ulterior motives though.
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To answer y’all: 1. No HR involved, she quit like two weeks after this happened 😂 2. All of his teammates told me he wouldn’t shut up about me. She was the only one with the “you’re so lucky” comment 3. I trust my man. He checked her and handled it, so I didn’t have to.
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@KatlynAvalos
I’m 8 weeks in and my husband has been amazing. Both he and my mother catered to me in bed the first few weeks and he is still doing much more especially since I have severe pp carpal tunnel. Everyday is filled with patience and love. It’s beautiful to have an actual partner.
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@SW33TERGRL
@AkanButNoJeezyy
My clit teared 🥲 numbing spray and ice pads were life savers.
On a happy note, it’s incredibly more sensitive now 🤷🏽♀️
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@MyKidsBadAsShit
@amandahahah
Her father never said put on clothes he told her that her ass was fat, which is completely different.
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@somecallmeLita
@getlikeme
@pissyopants1
Now that you have. Anytime you buy a car, ALWAYS and I mean always add GAP. Do not drive off the lot without it. This is coming from an insurance claims adjuster.
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It’s amazing how different countries have basically the same pronunciation for Guinep but we ALL spell it differently 😭
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This was me until I realized I was TOO hyper vigilant. Cutting niggas off for the simplest of things and justifying it, even though some things were just natural human error. Realized I began self sabotaging potential relationships based on possible, not confirmed, red flags.
Im hyper viligiant, i give no chances, its so easy for me cut ties with a man when something that may even seem like half a red flag appears. Thats where i get the very strict title from. But i never been in a unhealthy partnership thus far, thankfully
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@Lessdeed
@BabyMamaTrauma_
@Sam49213218
@SaycheeseDGTL
Because the men that make the laws on what is considered a terrorist group, are their loyal members.
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@layla_job
@DontCallMeJazzy
@zoraslovechild
But continuously take roles portraying her as black I don’t get it
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@simsimmaaz
I’m with the child on this one. What she’s asking for isn’t even unreasonable for kids her age. Her not being able to do things because of her siblings is only gonna build resentment. If the other kids dad not paying, that’s on them. Not her dad’s CS money.
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My ex just messaged me “guess it’s outta sight outta mind for me aye?” We broke up in 2016…I’m married….Nigga u can be in sight and outta mind gtf out my messages.
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My landlord just realized we had the baby and came over with three boxes of pampers and a bottle of champagne 🥺🥺
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@romano_niki
Oh I completely agree, just the thought of that scenario have me seeing red 🥴. This wasn’t the first or second woman that tried to get at him. Thankfully though, I’ve never had to step out of character, because he always puts a stop to it. Love that man down 😂
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@__BigO__
They didn’t really care about supporting him tbh. They just wanted to see Megan lose
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I hate narratives like this, it’s so harmful to women in marriages/relationships. They’re both learning what life is like after a baby, a woman doesn’t just automatically understand motherhood nor her own postpartum body. They both have the ability to learn.
I’ve noticed in a lot of marriages the tension between husband and wife with a newborn baby.
The woman thinks her husband doesn’t understand how she feels and she’s doing all the work. She’s not sleeping etc.
Here’s the thing:
No man will TRULY understand what it’s like to
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@SixBrownChicks
I’d just like to point out there are no flesh eating fish in The Bahamas so he’s most likely covering up something else. 🤗
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If you have to blame women masturbating for your shortcomings, I have bad news for you sir 💀
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Billy Ray Cryus successfully integrated himself into rap culture on
#OldTownRoadRemix
without compromising his country roots. Miley should take notes.
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My son is autistic. Just 3 months ago, in the morning when he gets up or just picking him up from daycare, he would just walk past me. Not happy to see me or showed emotion from being apart. Now every morning and pick up, he smiles hard and runs in my arms to greet me.
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This is someone grandfather....
This happened on Hempstead Turnpike and Nassau Blvd in Long Island, New York State
WHO THE HELL IS HE?!
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Why do men who literally watched you grew up, think they have a chance with you as an adult? Like at what age watching me grow, did you start to find me attractive???
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@Jaelaa01
@HBCUfessions
It actually helps with cramps and a lighter blood flow. In some cases it can also shorten your period. It’s so sad many women don’t know about their bodies.
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This trend of showing your pussy is so weird to me because I specifically remember growing up, choosing clothes that avoided showing any vaginal shape. Or am I tripping?
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@SomaBinLaden
@ELODollaSign
@BarkyBoogz
Isnt that amazing yet a repossession would stay on your credit for 7 years minimum lol wow
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The gag is, it be our fathers telling us to not care about men 😂 while moms be pushing marriage.
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@goolsbydior
@HBCUfessions
She said that he went through the same thing before so she probably called cause he knew exactly what she was going through 🤷🏽♀️ Idk
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@TheLimaBeanie
@lovedoveclarke
As an ex CPS Investigator this is 100% true. We’re never pushed to dig deeper when a white family is involved. Once had a white baby, like 6 mo with a cracked cranium from ‘accidentally’ falling off a dining table. Was told by my mangr to close as it was an accident 🙃
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@krystenaaugg
Girl next door to us on our floor used to shit and Piss in a bucket/bottles in her room 🤢🤮 and/or throw it out the window. We told the RA we were smelling shit for weeks and they didn’t believe us until someone caught her walking her shit bucket to the bathroom.
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She’s is most definitely responsible for her actions and relationship. But you not her real friend either. Two things can be true at once.
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There is no right age. Our parents just skip from “you better not messing with dese lil boys” to “so when ya ga get married and give me some grandchillin”
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Imma marry the person I want to be around when I want to be alone.
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Yeah Imma have to go in and turn off his payment notifications 😂
All up in my business.
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@iloveyu_NOT
Ngl his friendliness used to piss me off in the beginning because deprived people will take it as flirting. Then I had to check myself like why is him being a good person making me mad. It’d be worse if he was terrible to everyone and nice to me. It’s a them problem not him.
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@barbieenycc
@HBCUfessions
Exactlllyyyy it’s so sad we have so many young women out here that know about their bodies
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@vanetteosborne
@jade_devereaux
Lately fraud has been RIDICULOUS and members losing out on a lot of money they won’t be getting back. Other than that just a lot of bs systems in place.
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@downtomarsgirll
@itszaeok
It’s because the strong men were of the first men (like Starks which is why Jon’s hair is black) and their blood is stronger than the targaryens
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@meyah__
@somecallmeLita
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@pissyopants1
If your car is totaled, insurance pays you for how much the car is worth, not how much your loan on the car is. So if your insurance settlement offer is lower than what you owe, GAP will pay the rest instead of you paying out of pocket.
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@FlourishingThru
@RobIsRandomAF_6
Honestly her reaction seemed normal to me. Men touch us unsolicitly so much that we’ve learned to not even acknowledge it for our own safety.
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@dejai3_
@Ayo_Olanre
@pearlfectten
Shiddd niggas had whole families on the side and the wives couldn’t do anything about it cause he was still paying all the bills for all families.
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@lunabllanca
Nah just make sure your accounts are secure like having a personalized username for online banking, not the one the unions give you. If you get a call from someone claiming to be a union, remember no bank will ask you for your account information.
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@goolsbydior
@xoCapSzn
@HBCUfessions
Me, personally I would’ve let him go to check on her. I’ll just be in the car outside waiting until he’s done 🤷🏽♀️
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@BbbriaS
I’ve learned to trust my instincts for sure and you’re probably right about most of them 😂. But I can admit there were a few who genuinely didn’t deserve it. Took me a while to be honest with myself that my way of thinking was becoming toxic.
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@PurestInNoSense
I’m stilll confused as to why she still married him??! Like sis you knew this day would come 😭
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@comeasuare782
@HBCUfessions
Its 2018, not everyone falls for the “ill never do It again” bs anymore
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@HBCUfessions
Well it wasn’t a roommate but a dorm mate. The girl next to us was shitting and pissing in her room and the scent would travel through our vent. No one believed us until we caught her in the act trying to dump her bucket full of shit in the bathroom
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Mike that old school funny that will have you gasping for air.
You need a laugh for the day, who you going to kick it with?
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@MissZindzi
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@mondaymargiela
Funny enough there’s photos of his reviews from 2020 in the comments saying exactly this 🤣
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My husband took paternity leave and fmla until he couldn’t stop calling out of work anymore. Cooked, clean, made sure my pump parts were ready and supported me every step of the way. He’s now the best SAHD ❤️
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WOMEN ONLY: Quote this with your favorite picture of you so far in 2021
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@CarmenGranddau1
I begged my parents for years to leave each other and they finally did when I was 11. To this day, I still have to deal with their bullshit because they’re still legally married but separated 🙄 it’s damaging to a childhood.
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Please educate yourselves. Every black person is not African American. You really tryna defend yourself in the comments for being wrong. She is West Indian. Black, yes. African American, no 😑.
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@TheLimaBeanie
@lovedoveclarke
God forbid there’s a Black or Mexican mom that smoked weed though 🥴 they won’t make us take the kids but sure as hell will have them jump through hoops to make sure no ‘abuse’ is going on tho 🙄 left that job so fast because it’s pure bullshit.
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@smoke_nd_pearlz
Listen, my birthday?? And you decided you wanna freestyle after I gave you a specific request? I’m pisseddd
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@plantaintrees
@The_Bournian
This is untrue. You could be taking in more than daily needed calcium and the baby could still drain all of it. Overcompensating.
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If you Alive for hundreds of years and still broke, something wrong.
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@ItzA11Gucci
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@somecallmeLita
@getlikeme
@pissyopants1
That’s great for you, but some people have high interest rates, dealers also charge more than the ACV with their fees and as soon as the car drives off the lot it depreciates. I’ve had cars totaled the same day the person bought it and it’s less than purchase price.
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