alex hilzendeger
@alexhilzy
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Jordan Love with the season on the line: 🟢 27-for-32 🟢 316 yards 🟢 2 TDs/0 INTs Next stop: The #NFLPlayoffs
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RT @jeremycorbyn: We may be witnessing the total obliteration of Gaza. Political leaders refusing to speak out should feel eternal shame o…
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I tried to eat 6 saltines at the same time and coughed up the crackers right as the teacher walked in. This happened in back to back classes.
what’s the dumbest thing you got in trouble at school for?
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I’m having an existential crisis because I just realized I’m older than Brock Purdy and a bunch of other nfl rookies. I’m spiraling
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@theJoeyFelton @BleacherReport If you’re draymond green then I’m definitely Jordan Poole based on how you treated me in the locker room as a young guy.
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@DadNrth It was either that or sitrep so I could detect all the claymores I deal with on a day to day basis but martyrdom seemed more practical
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Promote a special teams coach from within and you don’t improve. Shocking. - 58 yards in the second half with conservative play calling - I feel nothing This will be my only statement on the Packers 2022 postseason. Go Bengals
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@skogenator4 I accepted this loss 2 months ago when I realized we were probably gonna play the 49ers again. I feel nothing
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Me trying to use multiple gas station bathrooms late on Christmas Eve and not being able to because they’re closed is equivalent to Joseph and Mary being turned away from the inn
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If I ever had a kid I wouldn’t let them watch any popular movies growing up so they could have a successful reaction channel on YouTube when they’re older.
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@theryankohler I think he won more games as the warriors interim head coach for half a season than he did in 3 in Sacramento
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RT @willmenaker: I would love to hear from someone who thinks he wasn't killed by the CIA on what they think is in these papers that might…
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RT @ConanOBrien: I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was…
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Norm Macdonald was absolutely one of the funniest people of all time. Rest In Peace to a legend.
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RT @hasanthehun: pat tillman became conflicted w his service and was outspokenly against the war by the end of his life when he was murdere…
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