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Seen on SeeSo, Quibi, CNN+ || Alex Collyard, United States Secretary of Transportation, (pron. /ˈbuːtədʒədʒ/ BOOT-ə-jəj)

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2010
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POV: you’re dating someone with ADHD
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wow. they really did it.
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@micsolana Footage of the Sunset Fire by Hollywood from the rooftop of my apartment 2069 Argyle. Taken around 6pm
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RT @PodDamnAmerica: Check out our 2024 in review with @alexcollyard !
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@caitiedelaney We love you so much Tucci! I’m so sorry Caitie. You gave him such a wonderful life :)
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The powers that be had a choice to have a real conversation. To address the issues leading to this unrest. They chose the other option where they just tell us “everyone, sit down, shut up, and take your medicine”
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🚨 Asked if Luigi Mangione is a terrorist, Biden's Homeland Secretary Mayorkas replies: " The rhetoric on social media following is extraordinarily alarming. "It speaks of what is really bubbling here in this country and unfortunately we see that manifested in violence. The domestic violent extremism that exists, the threat of it in the United States is one of the great threat streams that we must counter."
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I think people are interpreting this wrong. He’s aware, he’s not shocked about that. He’s shocked they would SHOW such overwhelming support live on air while his super rich CEOs and sponsors watch from their safe rooms. His ad libbed joke at the end of the cheers shows that.
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why do you guys think Jost is not aware that people love Luigi. the punchline is that women love him
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I defy any of you to explain why these actors deserved an Oscar over Jim Carrey as The Grinch in The Grinch Who Stole Christmas (2000)
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@theashleyray jussie smollett. turning off comments
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@JayJurden SNL not hiring her when they had the chance is one of the biggest fumbles of all time.
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@theashleyray I think that would be more than appropriate. would love it
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@theashleyray Kenan has hosted SNL 432 times
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@eyeheartderaa my guy asking for a conk
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@sidesofsingles just asking you to feel it out. sleep on it.
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Full piece here:
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