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parsley, sage, rosemary, end times

@alexcastle718

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parsley, sage, rosemary, end times

@alexcastle718

2 years

You know, I’ve never seen #WheelofFortune (heard nothing but good things) but now that Seacrest is taking the helm, I think I’ll give it a shot

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@alexcastle718

2 years

Has anyone confirmed that #RFKJr is not actually #JFKJr ? Just asking questions

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@alexcastle718

2 years

@davidsirota @JuddApatow Really just too long and not very funny

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2 years

RT @OddRockComedy: We’re back on Sat June 24 w/ an amazing lineup! @alexcastle718 @beckygoodtimes Kal Teaux, Christina Walkinshaw, and host…

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2 years

RT @OddRockComedy: The Earth has a new “quasi-satellite,” 2023 FW13! It has a very eccentric orbit so you might say it is an “odd rock” 😉 C…

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2 years

RT @david_j_roth: I think 5:59 am on a Saturday is the funniest possible timestamp for this. Crawling out of my bespoke ayahuasca warren at…

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@alexcastle718

2 years

@ringer Stewie fucks Kendall over for it

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@alexcastle718

2 years

@AmosPosner I don’t really disagree, but for this to happen all actors would have to agree to stop auditioning until it changes and I think we all know who blinks first in that particular staring contest

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@alexcastle718

2 years

@PoloPiffington I was trying to remember if this really happened

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@alexcastle718

2 years

@BittrScrptReadr I am “I watched this live” years old

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@alexcastle718

2 years

@ACNewman Replacements, Van Halen, XTC, Rolling Stones, Fugazi

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@alexcastle718

2 years

@FoxNews @SenMikeLee You misspelled re-legitimize

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@alexcastle718

2 years

The AirPods case is a marvel of modern product design. How many iterations did it take to make its three parts (case, L pod, R pod) shoot off into nine different directions if you drop it? Tim Cook all like “you can get the R pod farther under the stove, keep at it”

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@alexcastle718

2 years

RT @rob_sheridan: Tucker watching at home SEETHING that these fucking amateurs didn't say wokeness killed the cows

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@alexcastle718

2 years

This is pretty sweaty

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@alexcastle718

2 years

@catturd2 And yet here you are in my timeline, person I don’t follow

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@alexcastle718

2 years

@RealCandaceO We have polio pretty much under control

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@alexcastle718

2 years

@amykaycannon HENRY: Tell Michael not to let the sauce stick, keep stirring it LOIS: Henry says don’t let the sauce stick MICHAEL: I’m stirring it!!

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@alexcastle718

2 years

I was on a show with @anthonyjeselnik and he came up right after me: “let’s hear it for that last guy. Yeah. I could never do that! Because I can’t sing at all, either”

Zaza Man

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2 years

What’s an insult you’ll never forget?

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@alexcastle718

2 years

@RachaelvsWorld Went to a student government summit type event without a signed permission slip and got suspended

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