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Not a shirtless selfie but the park was beautiful today (who wanna hold hands here)
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Due to inclement weather I will not be able to do my homework tonight
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BREAKING: G-7 countries have agreed to an immediate $20 million fund to help Amazon countries fight wildfires.
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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Still got the interview oop 💅🥶🧍♂️
I’m so down bad that gmail put an email about an interview into my SPAM FOLDER so I didn’t see it until 4 days later...so much pain
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Can we talk about the time a random person dm’d this to me on F*cebook messenger....
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So happy for JoJo Siwa ☺️
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5 years later and I’m still thinking about how my BC calculus teacher in high school said that he’s never had a student score below a 3 on the AP exam and then I took it and got a 2
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After many sleepless nights I’ve come to the unfortunate decision to put my twitter on private since I am applying to jobs...capitalism is a disease😔
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Anyway I’m glad the entire country is celebrating me (and only me) today
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Donald Trump and Mike Pence addressing the country about the coronavirus
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OMG so I had to record a video for my video design class of me manipulating an object so I was basically fondling a strawberry when MAINTENANCE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR
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Rest in peace to the baddest bitch who ever lived 😔
Joseph Coulombe, who founded Trader Joe's, died on Friday. He was 89.
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YOU GUYS LOOK AT THIS PIC OF MY DOG IN A RAINCOAT MY MOM JUST SENT ME
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Me two weeks ago when I thought this quarantine stuff would last a week and we’d be able to return to grounds for our final semester:
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The woman on the Virginia flag:
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It's 80 degrees outside but it's also Christmas Eve so I'm wearing my Christmas sweater
#savage
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I will cook dinner for myself only and there will be 6 pots, 5 plates, 2 cutting boards, 10 forks, and 11 cups in the sink for some reason
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A group of teenagers laughed at me on my walk home from work...for literally no reason??? I’ll be thinking about this for days
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When I say this is the most unhinged tweet I’ve ever read
North Korean dictator Kim Jong un is apparently "in a coma" according to reports by TMZ. The news comes at the first anniversary of Taylor Swift's 7th studio album Lover! Stream:
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Me: what time does our flight leave?
My Mom: 6:20
Me: pm?
My Mom: No am
Me:
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And this is why the uva students partying at midsummers this weekend need to face consequences for their actions. The reckless disregard for other’s lives is embarrassing and speaks to the entitlement of uva students.
I think now is a good time to start preparing ourselves for this intensive need for social distancing, masks etc at least until Jan 2022. By prepare I mean mentally too because I know a lot of us have been clinging to some semblance of relief in 2021. It’s not happening.
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Republicans really mad about this as though their president didn’t impose a Muslim ban within the first few weeks of his presidency...the delusion
Leftists at the University of Virginia are dictating who is and who isn’t allowed in the new Multicultural Student Center.
“Frankly there is just too many white people in here, and this is a space for people of color.”
This kind of racist intolerance is NOT multicultural.
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Do you get performance anxiety when someone you don’t know asks you to take a picture of them and their friends or are you normal?
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Writing a 25 page research paper under the delirium of my second vax shot
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Google when I apply anyway:
Not Google requiring a PhD as their basic qualifications for a UX INTERNSHIP...I’m sick and tired
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When Mrs Moore sends you an email that the due date has been extended for the hw right after you just finished it
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If u see me trying on my graduation cap in the drama building, mind your business
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I am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️woman
🔘worker under capitalism
Looking for:
⚪️happiness
⚪️love
🔘a resume upload system that actually imports my experience correctly so i don’t have to fill it in manually
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Rip to the goat 🐐
Breaking: Stan Lee, Marvel Comics' real-life superhero, dies at 95
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The way a guy on tinder asked what my height was and then unmatched with me after I told him…I am simply logging off
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Once I get this fellowship which may lead to an internship which may lead to a job which may lead to a career it’s over for u hoes
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With Universal Mail-In Voting (not Absentee Voting, which is good), 2020 will be the most INACCURATE & FRAUDULENT Election in history. It will be a great embarrassment to the USA. Delay the Election until people can properly, securely and safely vote???
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Mental illness
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Um we don’t know how this happened but part 5 has over 11,000 views now and I’m screaminggg
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Sad day for Italians
Chris Pratt as Mario
Anya Taylor-Joy as Peach
Charlie Day as Luigi
Jack Black as Bowser
Keegan-Michael Key as Toad
Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong
Fred Armisen as Cranky Kong
Kevin Michael Richardson as Kamek
Sebastian Maniscalco as Spike
Surprise cameos from Charles Martinet
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I’ve expressed this before, but I’ll say it again. If you still support this administration, unfollow me right now. We are not friends.
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Body length mirror: bought
First week of work: finished
Shorts: purple
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If u live like this dm me
“these lyrics are fucking terrible every album has been the same for the past 5 years”
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Since tik tok might be banned tomorrow never forget the time my friends and I went viral for discovering a haunted basement
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