Alexandra Burkert
@alex_burkert
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@txst alumna | Formerly @USAWrestling and @athleteps | I enjoy long, romantic walks to the refrigerator |
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Joined August 2011
Roses are red True love is rare Booty, booty, booty, booty Rockin' everywhere
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*arriving at Josh’s day program for drop off* Me: *rolling to a stop* ok my dude, let’s… Josh: 🏃🏻♂️ 💨 (jumps out of truck and sprints inside) Me: I was gonna say let’s be patient and wait until I stop the car, but I see that is not a virtue of ours today 😂😅
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Just got back to learning how to wrestle (for fun 😂) now that I’m 12 weeks postpartum, and let me tell you - @TheJokerJB has been freely kicking my ass since she began teaching me years ago. She shows no mercy to all, including her wife lol
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🥹 She does it all. She has transformed my life in so many ways. I’m incredibly lucky to have a wife who supports me fiercely at every stage of our lives. 📸 @justinhoch
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Big day today for the Burkert bunch. ✅ Vinnie’s first wrestling dual 🤼♀️ ✅ Wore jeans and makeup for the first time since giving birth ✨ ✅ First ever full family outing 👶🛻💨 ✅ Bixby Girls WIN! 🏆 Bonus points for a wild @Seth_Duckworth sighting!
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Cry when the baby cries. Am I doing this right? 😂
sleep when the baby sleeps eat when the baby eats fish when the baby fishes
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Big thanks to OK weather for not letting us sleep in - 10/10 no notes on the tornado sirens this morning. Is my due date this week? Sure. But sleep is for the weak. (And I am weak today, my dudes 🥱)
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Me: Sends upcoming maternity leave notification email to client. Client: Replies with a simple “Good luck.” Me: *deeply contemplating if that’s encouragement or low key a warning* 😂
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Alright, which one of you jokingly subscribed me and @TheJokerJB to Adult Responsibilities Premium™️? I’ve been on the phone for many hours today, and I know too much about government forms and healthcare at this point. Show yourself, don’t be shy I JUST WANNA CHAT 😂
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Josh today: Judging me, always. November Josh: Judging me (and baby), but now with noise canceling headphones.
Coming this Fall: @TheJokerJB & @alex_burkert + 1 baby, and Josh judging from out of frame.
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@Irunwithdogs He devoured his McDonalds and suddenly wanted my slightly healthier options as well…the boy has range and apparently the appetite of a baby elephant lol
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@EricAsselin74 He’s adjusted quite well 💛 we’ll see what he has to say about 90 degrees and humidity, though 😂
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In summary: - Josh is officially an OK resident - I feel like I got into a street fight - @TheJokerJB and the dogs are happy to have a full home once again Fin 🎬
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