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@alenatitova_

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artist/designer, maker of things 🧩

san francisco
Joined June 2018
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3 months
made some stuff :-o
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2 years
predicting a comeback for tumblr era galaxy leggings but with the new NASA Webb images
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1 year
@alineailinh a prophet walks among us
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6 years
nothing more inspiring than my professor showing up to class in a turtleneck in an attempt to conceal the massive hickey on her neck
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6 years
I love design thinking
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2 years
I'm making a habit to slow down & catalog what catches my eye. The process solidifies the moment in my brain- what I'm feeling, who I'm with, what I'm looking at. here are some of my recent observations
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finally took photos of the cement lamp I made last december. had a lot of fun arranging the vignettes in this one 💡👭👬
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2 years
artichoke-core
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2 years
reminder that we clean up so good fr 🥵
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5 years
what if we kissed at the intersection of design and thinking
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5 years
flexed on my middle school bully at my hometown costco
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2 years
what’s up with this chintzy hipsterfied country club aesthetic that millennial social clubs (“community spaces”) STILL lose their minds over?
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1 year
cosplayed as a *clean girl* this weekend,, just wanted to share bc it'll be many moons before it happens again
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6 years
almost done / colored pencil and a shadow from my window
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6 years
when I eat cold stone I feel like I’m living under the george w bush presidency
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3 years
I've peaked
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@alenatitova_
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2 years
heart is so full, thank you to all came to soon dot dating's launch soirée 🔜🫶💚🥹
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@alenatitova_
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11 months
devoting my time to something that so deeply impacts people's joy is a huge privilege. every time someone reaches out with a story of how they met their s/o on soon I kinda cry a lil 🤧‼️
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@alenatitova_
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5 years
I still cannot believe a coworker tried to use ayn rand's the fountainhead as a conversation starter
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1 year
out here on the streets of san francisco🫡🫡🫡 blood (two paper cuts) sweat (3 miles) & tears (joy)
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1 year
do things that do not scale? thank god that's a turn of phrase around here because absolutely we can do that 😌 @alenatitova_
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6 months
hey can i get the login to the community garden
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1 year
estes park, colorado // 20 mins
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6 years
I love traveling on the cheap
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5 years
duolingo should get simlish
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1 year
fixated on a plastic water bottle for 30 mins for a lil bedtime dissociation last night
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5 years
all movie/book plots that do not address the new post-coronavirus "normal" will be called period pieces
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3 months
c'mon little waymo you can do it, throw your ass into it, make that left turn
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6 years
someone mail-order-bride me back from russia, I speak english well
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2 years
we launched in the bay area! first messages on SOON=invitations to meet. join us 💫🔜💚☁️
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5 years
might just fuck around and start flossing every day with all this newfound free time
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5 years
I've been taking a lot of walks on google earth lately
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6 years
I love traveling on the cheap
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1 year
I'm an apple notes app girly till I die -- I've tried countless times to switch over to other productivity tools & nothing beats the speed of a open-quick-n-dirty-type
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6 years
how do I teach my cats fiscal responsibility
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2 years
first cement casting workshop was a success!!! would love to lead another one in the coming month, let me know if anyone in SF is interested ✨
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2 years
not even one full day of wfh and I already feel myself animorphing into a rat .. back to the office tomorrow
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2 years
@chris_lueders_ mmmm curdled slug coffee < 3 my fave
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6 years
nothing gets me going quite like getting cat-called while biking in a torrential downpour
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5 years
might just apply for a spot on love island for the free therapy
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5 years
if this is what they meant by liminal space I don't want it
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2 years
for me, this was the final straw
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How do you accidentally eat 3000 shrimp?
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1 year
embarrassing how much power nicely packaged things have over me,, every time I go grocery shopping I allow myself to get 1 item that looks pretty & pay my dues to the branding team
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5 years
bout to donate some cells to pay for grad school apps lmao
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kinda at that point in my life where I could see myself getting back into neopets
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let's not forget edward cullen almost died from the 1918 spanish flu
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5 years
zoom breakout rooms are secret trapdoors to hell
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5 years
you know you're lonely when you cook a dinner for the neighborhood cat
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5 years
is it lawful good or lawful evil to bring to a party a reusable straw for a hard seltzer
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2 years
ok I am officially tip toeing my way onto twitter (a mostly silent debut)
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2 years
67% chance my mom would believe me if I sent this to her
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San Francisco is so back
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2 years
not sure how well this reality would do on "day in my life as a founder" tiktok
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2 years
"take lots of photos" they said, "when you're building your company" @alenatitova_
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4 years
I miss being perceived
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@alenatitova_
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6 years
kygo remix blasting from frat house next door makin me feel like I'm at h&m browsing rompers
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7 months
kms for being targeted like this
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@alenatitova_
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4 years
ah yes, exactly a year ago I was studying for the GRE vocab section while in line to get my mugshot taken in a rural virginia court house basement... how the times have changed
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4 years
personally find "nothing happens for a reason" more comforting than "everything happens for a reason"
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5 years
I'm really glad that my entire worth as an individual boils down to how well I can make powerpoint graphs and move stuff around on excel for eight hours every day
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4 years
let's play my favorite game of "Are They Siblings or Dating?!"
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5 years
hahna cooked up the dreamiest fish cakes today for dinner
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5 years
tell me why this gym has advertisements for boob jobs in the shower stalls
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6 years
ah yes here come the midsummers herds ready to graze
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6 years
the sound of 97 people aggresively clacking away on their keyboards during an exam is the anthem of purgatory
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1 year
no thanks, I will not be marie kondoing my little room inside my phone!! my messy drawers of colorful little apps spark do, in fact, spark JOY
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@alenatitova_
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3 years
I made some rrlly cute renderings for a library proposal in boston's chinatown for studio this semester, here they are!
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@alenatitova_
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6 years
nothing like starting your day off right by leaving your home at 9:27 for a 9:30 class
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6 years
why tf does no one wear hats in game of thrones?? it's COLD in the north
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3 months
kinda iconic that hotmail was originally written as HoTMaiL to emphasize "HTML" 🥴
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4 years
maybe they're fighting, maybe they're flirting.. who knows
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6 years
I think we have forgotten about the bronies
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5 years
alright that's it I will marry rich for an in sink garbage disposal
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6 years
just saw some dude wearing a beanie outside... the heat index is 105... ....I'm upset
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5 years
I will slap the next person that uses the word 'unpack'
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3 years
mildly offended that the Other al*na t*tova who shares top google results with me did not choose to follow me back on instagram
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6 years
every squirrel I have ever met has been both greedy and coked out
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5 years
is that a sandals tan or are your feet just dirty
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2 years
z-coils on the feet, olipops in the fridge, three colors on the plate
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3 months
@KylerCora cora are you tweeting from the shower
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5 years
I wish I could hibernate
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2 years
if you ever confide in me, I will gently tuck away your secret in the walk-in pantry of my mind McMansion. no one will ever find it
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it's so hard being goth and having cats
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3 years
googling "foolproof ways to win catan every time"
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can't stop thinking about the man reading baudrillard at the silver lake erewhon cafe. i love his life
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5 years
office snack shelf got restocked with bananas I'm about to OD on potassium
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3 years
me, at a picnic, tearing up all the grass in sight
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cutest shit I ever seen
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5 years
daydream: I am a medium-to-large sized dog rolling around on a patch of grass in the local park instead of writing my thesis (in my anxious human form)
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6 years
I don't trust anyone who actually likes nature valley granola bars
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4 years
nothing like laying your head down to relax to the distant melody of screeching rats as they quickly shuffle through the gravel outside your window 😌😌😌
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6 years
socrates is such a little bitch pickle
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6 years
what if you actually were the person that targeted facebook ads think you are
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7 months
i walk to the rhythm of my small purse jingling with my dozen ai wearables and gadgets, i am a modern woman
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3 years
officially done with year 1/3.5 of grad school
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2 years
you walk in and there’s some combo of jewel-toned walls, mahogany mismatched furniture, an exposed brick wall, a fake fiddle leaf fig, an array of eclectic “vintage” wall art + books & a neon sign saying “we are all welcome here”
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hackcville
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kid from your high school who is now an entrepreneur gives a eulogy
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6 years
is he still eye candy if he's a libertarian
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1 year
feeling devious fine dining on gas-station-grade sushi in the wholefoods parking lot at 8:30PM
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6 years
people who still make harry potter references in 2018 need to do everyone a favor and take a xanax
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6 years
I love a good micro-smile exchange with a stranger
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7 months
there's a famous romcom, "the irony of fate," about drunk guy leaving a banya in moscow who ends up on a plane to another city. he thinks he's stumbled home, but actually, he arrives at an identical brezhnev-era slab apt that belongs to a woman, his key even opens the door
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3 years
kinda bold of the wash post to claim "democracy dies in darkness" but not even give the people a crumb of non-paywalled reading
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all I really want to do is make stuff
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1 year
radicalized to get lasik after just barely missing the coffee grounds & pouring 205 degree water onto my left hand
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