I waved to a lady because I thought she waved at me.
Apparently she waved to another man. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Germany starting a new life.
Ronaldo at 39 years old crying for losing a pen, insane passion. That’s what this sport needs and not a midget that retires at 35 after winning a rigged world cup.
My goat🐐
A girl gave me her number last night, but when I called her today, a pizza company answered. So, to not make the situation awkward, I ordered some pizza and rolled with it.