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@stats_feed All those European Countries are so lucky their factories are in China. 🤣😂
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@ninaturner So you're saying you want the new poverty line to be $25.00/hr ($52,000/yr)? Because I assure you that if a burger flipped is making $52k/yr, you'll be hard pressed to find a Teacher willing to take a teaching position for $52k/yr. All $25hr does is push everybody up, but
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@ninaturner Science 🔬🔭🧪
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@greenbergnation The Israeli Gaza War is now over. Thank God for SF Supervisors. Now they can get back to work and clear the streets of the homeless who have turned the city into a public sewer.
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@SonyaShaykhoun Don't be a Karen. 🤪
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@GRDecter CEOs could care less about their salary. It's all about their stock compensation.
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@stats_feed Wow.. 58% of Canadian Visas are rejected? Damn, when did we start hating the Canucks?
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@fefemon96 @ClownWorld_ Clearly the outgoing Prime Minister has done a wonderful job fighting crime. 🤣😂
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@GRDecter Because Citadel front runs everybody's orders and gets the best market price for themselves.
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@Rainmaker1973 This won't be a good day for me
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@ninaturner That's what happens when unskilled labor costs $30,000/yr. They get replaced with $5000 kiosks that don't try to Unionize. 😂
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@spectatorindex Human remains in the form of Strawberry jam?
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@markgurman Tips from customers paying $3000 for a laptop? YOU MUST BE CRAZY..... 😂🤣
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@RealJoeBonanno @laurenboebert My thoughts exactly. Those in the House better get used to the idea that bills they pass need Chuck Schumer to bring them to the Senate Floor for a vote. The odds of the Senate voting on this House Bill are worse than the Powerball odds. 🤣😂
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@RepMTG @SpeakerJohnson Remind me MTG, if the election was stolen, does that mean you were wrongfully elected in Georgia on the same ballot where Trump lost? 😂🤣😜
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@NBCNews When a school makes $millions$ off the performance of it's athletes and all they get is free Basket Weaving 101 classes, that is criminal. Every dime of profit should go into a trust payable to all student athletes. The school shouldn't make a dime.
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@MattiMoilanen12 @BBCWorld Sounds like a racist ideology to me.
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@PutneySwope2020 @CDCgov You don't need to tell. If they aren't Vaccinated, that is their problem to get addressed.
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@GRDecter DB has been on the brink for a decade. If anybody is just noticing this, they've been sleeping for years.
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@NASA So when will somebody outsource the space suits to a Designer and not some MIT Grad? 🤣😂🤣 Gawd these suits have no imagination. Somebody get the designer from Prometheus on the phone.
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@EamonJavers One Guess:
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@SullyCNBC Let me guess..... They want all imported or non US company's oil banned, pushing up the price of WTI to $60/barrel to mitigate the collapse of oil globally. 😂🤣
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@FT @jburnmurdoch Why is Liberal a plus (+) and Up, whereas Conservative is a negative (-) and Down?
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@engineers_feed The answer is (B). The reason is that the truck is "driving", not accelerating. If it was accelerating the answer is C. If Decelerating the answer is A. But because the truck is driving, the water's speed has matched the truck and thus it levels out.
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@AlbertSTartagl1 @zei_squirrel I remember when I was at a minor league game, stood for the national anthem, sat down when it was over, and some guy next to me got pissed because I didn't wait to sit until the Color Guard exited the field. 😂🤣
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@stats_feed Alaska makes up 1.7M/km2 of the United States.
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@davidguay5326 @stats_feed The multiplication symbol can either be spelled out or not, but it still exists.
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@GRDecter Although UPS is cutting management pencil pushers. All the Union drivers and box loaders aren't going anywhere.
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@BBCWorld If Japan allowed immigrants to become citizens they wouldn't have this problem.
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@stats_feed Have you tried riding a bike in San Francisco? Good Gawd, the hills... 🏔️
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@greenbergnation Talk about a Government of Clowns 🤣😂🤣 City Officials now direct Foreign Policy. 🤓😜
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@UmarBzv Box+Saw+Box+Hammer = 44kg Combo - Hammer/Saw = 34kg Boxes / 2 = 17kg Box + Hammer/Saw = 27kg
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@BBCWorld Note to self, don't send your kids to the Tallahassee Classical School.
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@Now_Abhi82 @tony873004 It's the same reason you might drive in your car at night, see the moon, and over a 10min timeframe it appears like the moon isn't moving. But if you give it another time, you'll see movement. The distance of the stars in Orion makes it hard to see the stars move.
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@TheGlobal_Index @stats_feed Those Italians. 😂🤣
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@Rainmaker1973 1206 Light Years Away? 😂🤣😂🤣 Even if we could travel at the speed of light, it's still too far away to matter. Could you imagine a ship setting sail for America in 817 and just arriving today? 😂🤣 The universe is too big.
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@mtgawd @SenWarren Where would the Native Americans be without their lily white Congresswoman from Massachusetts. 😂😂🤣
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@0xgaut @Cosmic_Andrew1 America is vast and we aren't going to build rail lines to little towns with 50 people. Europe has a larger population than the US, but is half the size and everybody is "city/town" centric. So building rail lines between towns works for them. In America, we drive cars. In
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@ninaturner Maybe they should get a CDL in 6 weeks and each more than enough for Rent, Food, and plenty of extras? Stop trying to make businesses pay more when we should be demanding workers improve their skills sets to make them worth more. 🫢🤪
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@unusual_whales The Government is really going to drive up the value of pre 2032 used cars. 😂🤣😂
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@Barchart Yellen is worried that Japan will dump Treasuries.. The only way Japan can boost the Yen is to sell US Bonds and take those USDs and buy up Yen. That will send Treasuries yields Up, forcing rates to go in the wrong direction before election day. 🤣😂
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@billbarhydt @GRDecter I'd like to know what the bail bond firm has $225M. 🤪
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@agoge_warrior @unusual_whales What was that about Feinstein? 🤣 There are dozens of people in Govt who need to resign
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@WallStreetSilv How many people are sleeping at Elizabeth Warren's house?
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@FAANews The FAA should be the party who "Signs Off" on new plane construction checks all along the way from the blank sheet metal to rivets being done correctly. This should be the process on all planes Made In The USA. Leaving quality checks to the company, who might want to trim
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@fa1son Pro Tip: Apply for the job and completely ignore the requirements. A job is won or lost in the "Interview", typically conducted by the manager who needs the worker. The only person you need to impress is the person that wants you on their team.
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@samratkoolking @stats_feed I hope this equation isn't needed for anything important like Rocket Science, Nuclear Power Plants, or Bridges. 🤣😂
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@giaotvu @Spriter99880 They should raise their taxes to 75%. I'm sure the people won't mind working from Jan-Sept for the Government like slaves. 🤣😂
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@peterbakernyt @EamonJavers Didn't Biden say everything was going great in Afghanistan just the other day?
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@NASA @SenBillNelson Uh..... What has NASA done about Space Junk and now they are going to dictate to other nations? 😂🤣😂
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@igorsushko Where do I apply for the pat down job? 🤣😂
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@down_kawasaki @Rainmaker1973 It doesn't.. lol More voodoo environmentally green ideas to milk taxpayers of their money. If this was actually practical, it would have existed 100yrs ago. It's not like waves are something new.
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@ilove_aviation CIWS doesn't play
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@unusual_whales ...and Epstein mysteriously dies in a "Guarded" prison cell. 🫢
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@ninaturner Bus all violators to Cleveland, Ohio so Nina can save them.
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@ebonysarah88 @juliethardt Praise the Lord 🥰🥰
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@ajaxx63 @FluentInFinance Seattle to Detroit? You must have gone from a House in Seattle to a Mega Mansion in Detroit. 😂🤣. Might be the richest guy on the street now.
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@FT Without Germany, the EU is over.
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@stats_feed Kaliningrad. Because I could escape to Poland. 🤣😂
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@stealthygeek Turn some water into wine bitches.. It's party time 🍷🍷🍷
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@ninaturner Cancel all Mortgage Debt (but wait until I buy a million dollar mansion) 😂🤣 Cancel all student debt, after I rack up $200k at a private school. 🤪
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@ClownWorld_ The VP must think she is educating a bunch of 3rd graders on how electricity works. 😂🤣😂
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@unusual_whales Sounds like more Strikes are coming to the UK.
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@jdklann @AP I believe you missed the point of the law. 🤣😂🤣 If people have to manually pay their Union Dues, they won't. Now the Union's revenue will head south like a duck flying south for the winter. Without money, Union's collapse into useless entities with no power.
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@CNBC Not likely given the medical treatment the President has access to, along with a person physician.
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@SmashingPumpkin The killer in me is the killer in you Send this smile over to you
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@WallStreetSilv If you aren't being paid $225,000+ in NYC, then it's pointless to live in the city. There are better Cost/Benefit metrics elsewhere in America for your talent.
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@StealthQE4 Looks like earnings aren't up, just valuations. From 20x to 26x. Back when the S&P was 3500 and 20x, earnings would have been around $175. Now at 4800 and 26x, earnings are $183. This means earnings have risen 4.5% since then, yet valuations have risen 37%. 🤔 I don't know
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@DrChrisCombs Gravity Wells
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@ninaturner If $25/hr becomes the new minimum wage, remind me why a teacher with a bachelors degree is going to remain at $50,000/yr when a fry cook at McDonalds is now making $52,000/yr? 🫢 Raising the min.wage will NEVER lift anybody out of poverty. All it does is shift the whole payscale
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@stats_feed "I'll be back."
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@ninaturner If college is free, how are the teachers paid? 🤔 Or are you saying that "Free" means the population is taxed to pay for the education of students that make it through the Admissions Filtering Officers ensuring that only students from Legacy families, with excellent GPAs, etc
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@GasBuddyGuy @SullyCNBC Don't worry @POTUS will save us with releasing 1 day's worth of oil from SPR and chasing down phantom price gougers. 🤣😂🤣🤣
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@GRDecter Jim Cramer is the ultimate Short Indicator. 😂🤣😂 If Cramer loves it, short the crap out of it. 🤣😂
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@FilledWithMoney Trusting Robinhood with your money is just asking to get screwed. Robinhood: 4.4% US 1Y Treasury: 4.2% Hmmmm who do I trust more. The US Treasury or Robinhood? 🤣😂
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@arappeport @EamonJavers If the Treasury knows $163B isn't being collected from the 1%, then why haven't they sent their GMen to collect it? Lol It's like a cop saying, "I see 3 bank robbers taking $1m from the bank." 🤣😂🤣
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@WallStreetSilv This is when a Democrat becomes a Republican. 🤣😂
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@ninaturner The college kids work during the day. 🤣
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@stats_feed The Vatican? 😂🤣😂😂
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@ninaturner Profits for Big Pharma will remain even if insulin is free because all this means is Government is paying big pharma after taking your tax dollars to cover the cost. 😂🤣 You getting insulin for free is an illusion.
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@ninaturner Could they cancel Mortgages? ....but wait until I go buy a $10M home please. I want to make sure my luxury is paid for by taxpayers. 🤪
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@Mayhem4Markets Dumping them for USDs or selling the USDs for Riyals, Rubles, Yuan, or Euros? It drives me nuts when there is a headline that some country is selling Treasuries or Dollars, yet fails to mention what they are selling them for.. lol If your wealth is leaving the USD, what's it
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@ninaturner You comment should actually say, "The government should tax everybody at double what they pay now to provide healthcare that looks like it's free, but isn't". 🤪
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@stats_feed Saudi Aramco isnt a real company. It's like 90% controlled by the Saudi Kingdom, with just a few public shares to look like a real company.
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@RepRashida You'll need a Constitutional Amendment. Good Luck...
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@ninaturner So you're saying what? $50,000/yr for 16yrs olds to make smoothies? Sounds great, until the owner of the Smoothie Shack has to raise prices to $30 for a smoothie and then you'll be crying about inflation. 🤣😂
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@SullyCNBC Day Traders got wiped out by HFT servers sitting in data centers next to the Nasdaq. 🤣😂 Honestly today is no different than 20yrs ago when everybody was hyping stocks on Yahoo Message Boards. Today it has shifted to Reddit. Same stuff, different website.
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@DeItaone Bwhahahah...... Prices never go down. Folks will need to get their incomes up to a point where the new prices return back to some small percentage of their income.
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@stats_feed Teacher Pay in Loudoun County, Virginia.
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@ninaturner Aren't those repayments going back to the US Treasury? So you're saying the Government is getting rich off student debt? 🫢
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@SquawkCNBC @JoeSquawk Best quote of the day..... Fiat: Governments Libra: Corporations Bitcoin: We The People
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@ninaturner Translation: Bernie Sanders introduces a bill to make $17/hr ($35,000/yr) the new poverty level. You cannot raise wages and not expect all other wages above to reset higher. You simply cannot legislate poor people become Middle Class. It just doesn't work that way.
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