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Must stop getting drunk and shadow batting at the club
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Well fuck me after the fortnight we’ve had in Melbourne I needed this fine piece of literature
Note: worth the read.
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Am I the only one who enters a rage blackout when my parcel is taken to a collection point because I “wasn’t home” at the time of the “attempted delivery”, even though I was, in fact, at home
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Fuck I’m that keen to punch on with some Poms at Headingley on Thursday
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Melbourne’s lockdown stemming from a positive SA case was like a little annoying but you know what is so much fkn worse:
A VICTORIAN COUPLE DELIBERATELY FLEEING THE VICTORIAN LOCKDOWN & POSSIBLY SPREADING COVID THROUGHOUT REGIONAL NSW AND QUEENSLAND
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Imagine the hysteria if Brett Sutton started giving *unsolicited* advice to AFL footballers on how they can kick the ball better
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I’ve spent every Summer with Warnie for as long as I can remember. My god will we miss him
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📚 Book recommendations wanted 📚
Having exhausted my quota of tv shows & movies, I’m on the hunt for fiction novels. Please send any and all my way 🤝
loves: fantasy, sci fi, history, romance etc etc
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I didn’t think the greatest text I’d ever receive would relate to Dave Hughes but here we are
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My next trick will involve not leaving this pool for 3 days and slowly turning into a prune
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Purchased these $250 Oakley sunnies not because I want or need them but as an ode to Travis Head xx
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This is now a Mexico appreciation account. I never want to leave
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Taking down all my family photos in my house and replacing them with Trav Head
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Me: I wish we were a republic
Also me: happy queen’s birthday everyone
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My relationship with employment is toxic. I don’t wanna work five days a week I just want to be paid lots and have fun all the time. Not asking for much I wouldn’t have thought.
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Behind every hot girl is a deep history with test cricket and the Ashes
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There is literally no amount of therapy that will prevent me from flipping my lid when I let someone in when I’m driving and they don’t give me a thank you wave
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All Optus customers should be bringing pain and suffering claims against the telecommunications provider if they’ve been unable to watch the Glenn Maxwell highlights because of today’s outage
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If COVID could fuck right off before the 21/22 Ashes I would be very grateful
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My friend just told me she prefers the Smiths thinly cut salt and vinegar chips over crinkle cut and it's a real shame I have to bring an end to that 16 year friendship
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Landlord emailing to increase my monthly rent by $600 *cue nervous breakdown*
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I simply cannot articulate why this is the most boy thing ever
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Would it be weird to try to pick up in the covid testing queue
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England hahahahahhahahahahahahahbahahahahahahahhaabjahababahbahahahahhahahahaha bye bitches xxxxx
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The Ashes finished and I needed to find a new personality trait
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Do you think my barista feels guilty about my $100 weekly coffee habit cos he just gave me this Industry Beans hat for free
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Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahajahahahjahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha England
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Mitch Marsh is taking the piss out of the Poms right now and I couldn’t be hotter for it
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Boys have the propensity to flirt in two very distinct ways:
1. Responding to your instagram story with ‘🔥’
2. Responding to your instagram story with ‘😍’
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In an unfortunate turn of events, Joel Selwood remains a protected species in 2021
#AFLCatsHawks
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Is there a worse way to start your week than having your vibrator removed from your carry on luggage to be rescanned when you’re going through airport security at peak hour :’)))) Qantas domestic terminal goes hard
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Good morning to everyone who didn’t vote LNP yesterday. We got it done 🥹
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There’s only one type of lines that I like and I’ll tell you this for free, it’s not covid testing lines
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Excuse me Will Pucovski’s back for the Sheffield Shield LETS FUKN GOOOOOO
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I’m shook that we’ve known about COVID for ~2 yrs and still NFI how to manage it.
Can’t get RATs. If you don’t get turned away for PCR, you have to queue for 6 hrs then wait 5+ days for results. Also, COVID hotline is offline on the w/e.
What a fucking shit show.
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My god this went hard
If you’ve never played this, you’ve never lived…
What’s your favourite cricket related game ❓
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God damn what’s a girl gotta do to get 5 days of cricket around here
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Might fuck around and get laser eye surgery after a guy called me ‘fuck me glasses’ on the weekend 🙃
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We all learn from our mistakes. Well, except the England cricket team with run outs
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Aus v India is giving 2008 AFL season: geelong going the entire season (bar 1 game) undefeated and losing to the hawks in the granny :'))))
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Can you imagine being one of those people who are more pissed off at
@CricketAus
for pulling out of the Afghanistan series than the Taliban who literally will not allow women and girls to play cricket. Yikes
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Nothing quite like returning home to your doggo after 3 months of travel 🥹🫶
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Thought you hated yourself? Try falling asleep and missing out on the entire Glenn Maxwell show
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It’s Friday night, we’re at the pub watching the footy & drinking cold piss, you order us a bowl of chips, the fireplace is roaring and the lights are dimmed, we’re discussing who will win the Rising Star award & why exactly it will be Jai Newcombe
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Am I the only dumb fuck that’s chucking a sickie tomorrow because I *still* haven’t finished my SuperCoach team
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Border-Gavaskar series, World Test Championship, the Ashes, South Africa tour, ODI World Cup
Say less
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