fanfic writers when the characters are in their early thirties:
He was so old now. He couldn’t stand up straight without breaking several vertebrae. He’s asleep each day by 3 pm. He’s overdue for his colorectal screening and has arthritis in each finger.
"my ship kissed" "my ship held hands" okay.
my ship signed a marriage of convenience contract so they can both continue their highly illegal activities and are slowly falling in love with married life and each other
@nickheartstpper
tbh i don’t care how unrealistic it is, i feel uncomfy watching shows of teenagers doing sexual stuff anyway bc they are literally children
reasons I don’t want new merlin content include 1) colin said he wouldn’t reprise the role (unless he changed his mind) and 2) I need it to be explicitly gay like if it’s not I can’t handle that atp
there needs to be a reality tv show where people who have been online friends for a while and never met have to meet and move in together for like a month and see if they hate each other by the end of it
if you SERIOUSLY think adults shouldn’t be in fandoms, i have news: capitalism has rotted your brain!! ask yourself why you think adults are not allowed to experience childish joy and explore their imaginations!
Hey there, lovebirds 💘 Guess what? We’ve brewed up a magical
#ValentinesDay
surprise just for you!💖 Tune in 2/14 at 10am PT on X for a special Merlin rewatch.💫Get ready to relive the magic of the early days with us!
arthur accepted merlin’s magic incredibly quickly like within a couple days he took a lifetime of prejudice against it and threw it out the window because of how much he loves merlin dni