Cassandra 🌹
@albeertagirl
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Lover of good beer and bad tv. Just trying to be a person. #supportlocal She/her
Alberta, Canada / Treaty 6
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I used to think I was a judgey ass bitch. Then I joined Twitter.
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If you’re gonna throw a coffee cup out of your window, maybe don’t do it from your company truck.
#litterbug
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Thank you Vikram
@WineBeyond
for ID’ing me on my 39th birthday, and then asking if I had someone to drink my bottle of wine with. You made my week!
#thisis39
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I’m Clark Kent-ing as a responsible healthcare worker at the moment. But in approximately 8 hours, Superbeergirl will emerge!
#StPatricksDay
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It’s so nice out, I’m hanging up the jeans and putting on the… slightly shorter jeans!
#yegwx
#yegweather
#OOTD
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If you see this tweet, quote it with 4 pics that expose your taste in men.
If you see this tweet, quote it with 4 pics that expose your taste in men.
I am not sorry.
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They must have hit the wrong Pho King pedal.
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That was fun! I’m going to bed so I’ll reveal the year was…
1979
Thanks for playing along, I loved reading everyone’s reasoning and comparisons.
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Anyone else absolutely love smoked oysters with cream cheese and ritz crackers or are you normal?
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My massage therapist: Let me know if I’m choking you out.
Me: Ok daddy.
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@aaronhoyland
As if closeted gays haven’t been getting married and having kids for centuries.
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People in warmer climates will never know the satisfaction of getting your shovel under hard-packed snow and having it chunk off 🤤
#yegweather
#silverlining
#PositiveThoughts
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What’s that one photo you have that you feel captures the essence of you?
What’s that one photo you have that you feel captures the essence of you?
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I can’t feel my face when I… ‘ve had a small carcinoma removed.
Folks get your bumps and moles and spots checked. I’ve worn sunscreen on my face daily since I was 14.
#basalcellcarcinoma
#spotcheck
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My toothbrush looking at me like: Cleaning teeth isn’t all I can do…
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Someone was busy last night. My flatmate and I saw a robin acting weird on the table outside our front window yesterday. This is now a robin’s nest activity account.
#thebestnest
#robinsnest
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I accidentally gained a few new followers by liking
@ExtraLars
‘s post today. I don’t tweet about the Oilers, but if you like cute dogs, silly observations, or local
#yeg
stuff, do stay on. Chica had an Oilers Twitter but she got kicked off for starting too many fights.
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Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
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As a dental assistant, I’m begging all of you, do NOT make eye contact with us!
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Packing for a weekend away and I have to ask: Does anyone have a travel token that they take with them on trips?
This is Travel Chicken. He’s been with me since Junior High, lives in my suitcase, and accompanies me on all my journeys.
#Travel
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My first time out to the
@HeavyHockeyNet
pregame fundraiser party at
@sohoyeg
. So fun to meet up with new and not as new tweeps (are we still calling people that?)
@GlenMah
@swats24
@lllaurenA
@WhiskyTodd
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I am 41 years old. I should be able to crack an egg efficiently by now.
I can’t. But I should.
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Wordle 227 3/6
⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I don’t care if it annoys people, this brings me so much satisfaction
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This woman was a legend. So much of my sex education was from her. We’d listen to her radio show when driving home from my grandparent’s on Sunday nights. It encouraged open and honest talk and I’m so grateful for that.
RIP Sue
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Didn’t like that last snowfall. Think I’ll get the heck outta here.
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After watching Notting Hill last night with my flatmate, we have decided to start calling each other flatmate.
#classy
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Finally got my hands on a
@yegsportstalk
lager. Just in time to watch the Oily boys win their thirteenth in a row.
#LetsGoOilers
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Drop a cool photo of you doing your job. (Full and part time for me)
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@aaronhoyland
My dad is on the Carnivore diet and actually has given my brother and SIL heck for feeding their kids veggies 🤦🏻♀️
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All fuelled up on cheap cheap Leduc gas and tasty tasty Leduc Burger Baron. Time for a drive for some Sylvan Lake shenanigans.
#LongWeekend
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Having a chai porter from Irrational Brewing while checking out the
#AllIsBrightYEG
festival on
@shop124street
#AIB10Years
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Denim thong on Amazon: $32
Bringing this gag to its inevitable conclusion on an over 30 degree day: Priceless.
#sunsoutbunsout
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I know this site has faced a lot of criticism lately, but I’ve met some pretty cool people and am grateful for everyone who came out to celebrate my bday. Thanks
@YEGTweetup
@lllaurenA
@Dana_Leaman
@island_oiler
@miss_shea
@Car_Strong
and more ☺️💛
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My car looks like she’s about to be featured in a certain style of adult video.
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Me getting up early on a Sunday to watch my nephew play ball hockey, texting my bro as I’m leaving, driving 20 mins, walking into arena and not seeing anyone familiar, when he finally texts back to tell me the game was yesterday
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Skipped right over “just below the knee” jeans weather. Today it is nice enough for slightly long jean shorts!
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I should probably post more than just my wordle score, but life’s been kinda tough lately and wordle is getting me through.
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Last day of quarantine. I’m having a bath with a beer in the early afternoon. Feeling pretty good.
#selfcare
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To all the people in traffic circles: Use Your F’ing Signal Lights!!!!!!
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Nice to sit in the sun and then watch it go down over the lake. Hope everyone in the
#yeg
area had a lovely day too!
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Ok I’ll do it too, but only because it’s also
#NationalPetDay
30 and up twitter, drop a pic with your age. (40 here, Chica is almost 119 in People years)
30 and up twitter, drop a pic with your age.
What's my age again?!
What's my age again?!
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Spinning out two minutes later and hitting the cement partition couldn’t have happened to a better person. Have a wonderful day.
#yeg
#yegtraffic
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Me joining Twitter two years ago mainly for Covid news: This seems like a pretty neat space.
Me now: Oh… oh I see… yikes…
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Update: figured out after asking a friend that I could open up the emergency contacts. Called the husband and they were just at an office across the street. Phone has been returned! 😃
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Not sure if the last egg will hatch, and I think one baby was lost, but we’ve got two alert little hatchlings that are very hungry.
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@Bells4Dais
@iheartedmonton
An abscessed tooth could be a much greater health risk than the very slim chance you’d contract Covid in a dental office. They’ve been trained in infection prevention and take many precautions.
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Merry Christmas Eve! This is one of my favourite traditions.
@FoldingMountain
and
@JACEKChocolate
together in beer form.
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Thank you again
@Mandoline79
and the other volunteers, drummers, dancer, elders, for organizing the third Run for Reconciliation. It’s so important to acknowledge the past so we can have a better future.
#runremrec
#everychildmatters
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As I sit here drinking a beer and cramming my face with chips while watching old episodes of The L Word I think to myself… why the hell am I still wearing a bra?
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I’m seeing these “over 30 Twitter” selfie posts and am confused. Isn’t everyone on Twitter over 30?
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If anyone was keeping track, it has now moved to “full jeans” weather again. And thank goodness! Much needed rain today and
#LetsGoOilers
(It’s my first adult jersey, I had to show it off)
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Your last selfie is who you are on the outside and your last meme is who you are on the inside.
#notamom
Your last selfie is who you are on the outside and your last meme is who you are on the inside.
Truth.
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Today I was opening boxes when a certain Bryan Adams song came on. It was one of the most poetic moments of my life.
#cutslikeaknife
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My panties are soaked but not in a good way…
I spilt hot tea in my lap on my commute.
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I don’t usually like sharing personal things, but realizing Christmas Eve is in three weeks and I’m alone for the first time in over a decade is starting to sink in.
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