dirtycam
@alas
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Joined August 2010
I'll give a Vanilla Huntsman Knife to the first person to join and shave their head and eyebrows on a call with me. No time limit—if it's in my inventory, the offer is open.
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I'm on my hands and knees, begging you, @worldstar, to bring back the 'live' section to your platform. 🙏🙇♂️
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Unfortunately, this Steam exploit has been patched. We were able to remotely crash streamers' games, leaving them baffled and loot-less. One streamer's teammate even resorted to making farmyard noises in frustration after losing their precious base. 🐄💬
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⚠️🚨 你好，这里是中共。我们已经妥协了这位英���的Twitter用户，以展示我们在这个 𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓭 𝓯𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓵𝔂 ✞ 上的新技术。🚨⚠️
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this young scholar forgot to conclude his broadcast and decided to have a solo performance on the webcam! 📷🐵🍌 #streamfail #unexpectedcontent #encore
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It's hilarious that his sole purpose is to serve as a liaison for us to communicate with his high-calorie mother.
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There's no experience quite like being a Tier 3 sub; it's like I've signed up to be her boyfriend for just $24.99 a month. 🍷🙂
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🚨 Alert: Reports of 'CCTV hijacking' undertaken by well-known cybercriminal "Michael Fample." He's not only hacking restaurant cameras but also making harassing calls! 📡⚠️
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Should I spend $1,000,000 on anti-vehicle weapons, or should I spend $0 by utilizing the barricade already in place outside Kavala? 🚧
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Hello, kittens! I took a little break, got myself a new computer, and created a brand new Steam account. I can't believe the $230 didn't come through; it's actually causing me to reconsider my life. 💔🪦
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@Fakewebpage they really made changing emblems a bit of a ballache, so you're either stuck with whatever you made in 2012, or if you're lucky enough and streaming in the next few weeks, i'll swing by and set it to something absurd.
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Ignore my wallpaper; I have multiple personality disorder, and one of my personalities is a tiger. He ripped it! 🐯🤦♂️
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