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100% Bairn - Kinda leftish, I ♥️Monster Munch, Cider and shitty quiz shows I am the son and heir Of nothing in particular

Falkirk, Scotland etc.
Joined May 2011
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@AshySlasheeDB Does what it says on the label.
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@aintscarylarry They're both gonna get kicked out of the ladies toilets.
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@LisaMarieBowman Well that's gonna interfere with Isaac's cocktail shaking.
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@StifflinChad @Super70sSports The remote control
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@SpuffyLatino So, Buffy liked volleyball?
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@dave43law I can remember when Allison was relatively normal. Yep, I'm that old. 👴
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@retrocvnty Silly old MOO!
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@kmacraeplockton If only he knew how to turn off his microphone. We might not have had Cameron, Brexit and the spaffer.
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@g_gosden Keep telling yourself that. She needs to be sectioned for our sake.
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@JohnSimpsonNews Barely in number 10 when the Queen dropped dead. T'was an omen.
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@SkyNews Why pick on Kanye? Twitter is full of hate-filled ignorant comments since Musk took over.
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@PulpLibrarian The Big Le Kongski
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@wat_thee_deuce_ I stack them vertically. Let gravity do the work.
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@OfficialBadAsh Livin in America, just be grateful you still have eggs.😘
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@YesterdaysBrit1 Ahh, Susan Stranks. The first person I saw on our first colour telly. 😍
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@archivetvmus71 The Tooting Popular Front. Even MI5 couldn't be arsed having a file on them.
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@ArtCandee @realDonaldTrump Paper straws aren't nearly strong enough for him and Musk to suck America dry.
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@daveainsworth63 @BBCTwo Odd seeing the actors in alphabetical order with Geraldine Chaplin ahead of the real stars of the film.
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@MarinaPurkiss We're living in a country where the Lib Dems are the most left wing of the three main parties now. 🤦‍♂️
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