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Wild-eyed Beaverhead County Montana Hayseed Sometimes you're living happily ever after and you don't even realize it.

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Government Shutdown should be a top-down affair -- Let the United States Congress (who's responsible for the shutdown) lose pay before any other government entity is affected
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Wind chills as low as -45 degrees through Monday into Tuesday as Arctic Air enters the region.
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RT @FoundersGirl: Into every week, a Monday must fall.
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I quit watching football back when they made it all political Politics ruins everything
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... you're never gonna guess what I'm up to today
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Well it appears that the flu season is once again upon us and healthcare officials are encouraging everyone to be vaccinated.
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Me folding laundry: Ugh another sock is missing Sock puppet on my hand: How does that keep happening?
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What's the name of that movie where they hunt for red october?
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RT @clinmt1: Montana winter life. Where peace and quiet reign. Have a blessed day friends.
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It’s hard to imagine that before World War II, pizza was little known outside of Italy or Italian immigrant communities. #NationalPizzaDay #PizzaLove #PizzaParty
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The news is really good at reporting about all of the ideological stuff because, you know, Trump. The government has always put money out for bullshit stuff, on both sides - Every piece of legislation has riders. Back in the 80's the government would pay $1,000 for a toilet seat - I wouldn't mind seeing how much they're paying for toilet seats now.
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*at the parent-teacher conference* Me: yeah, he can be lazy at times. Teacher: in the academic world, we like to say non-motivated Me: I don't live in the academic world, I live in the real world
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... you can tell a lot about a girl by the way she keys your car
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Lindsay Bercosky’s signature on a truck with a grinder
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No matter how much you crank that bass bro, it's still a minivan --
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Red hair first appeared as the result of a genetic mutation with the first documented case of natural-born redhead occurring in Scotland.
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A Cultural Heritage: The American Cowboy. The history of the American cowboy is deeply intertwined with the expansion and development of the United States, particularly in the 19th century.
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It's not just the Democrats - Our government has been ripping us off for years
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He likes his mom's car that has all of the gps and phone paring and such. Told him that we can do all of the add-ons including auto-start if he wants and not to worry
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