Christian Matyi XN
@aka_XN
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Spy satellites track my every word, especially jokes. The satellite controllers masquerade as waterline repair trucks. Other than that my life's average.
Boston, MA
Joined December 2009
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Just posted a photo @ Provincetown, Massachusetts
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It's Friday at The Snoop, and we still ain't bored of mocking your fad trends!
http://t.co/t8R4GRGLr1
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Snow day cozy (even with little Samantha repetitively screeching in the hallways) at
#TheWorldFamousPublicAlley701
http://t.co/mgCEgj0bWr
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Just posted a photo @ Provincetown, Massachusetts
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Do it for the pangolins.
▫️
#selfsatire
#bodybuilder
#biceps
#bodybuilding
#flex
#thotpocket
#vtaper
#quads
#legday
#aesthetic
#muscle
#physique
#fitfam
#natty
#naturalbodybuilding
#nattybodybuilding
#40something
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Standing room only.
◽️
#urbannature
#flower
#garden
#bostonnature
#boston
#akaXN
#TheRealXN
@ South End
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Just posted a photo @ Franklin Park - Overlook Ruins
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Stupidity isn’t simply just being certain that the sudden, impulsive thoughts which pop into your mind are somehow innately relevant and accurate.
Stupidity is believing others need to hear them in real time.
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#Graduation
rides for one of the coolest nephews in the world.
◽️
#ithacacollege
#classof2021
#prouduncle
#backbayfens
#boston
#sndlesssummer
#akaXN
#TheRealXN
@ Boston, Massachusetts
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Inspires adherence to physical distance.
▫️
#selfsatire
#obviousthirsttrap
#upmyalgorithms
#bodybuilder
#bodybuilding
#aesthetic
#pecs
#abs
#beard
#bearded
#vtaper
#quarantinebody
#instagay
#gaymuscle
#40somethjng
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@socalledperson1
Hahahaha. That was me.
And you two were like making my passengers and I swoon. The hockey romance vibe and authentic sweetness was way too picture perfect.
You two were not only freaking gorgeously adorable, it was a glimpse of some epic “clearly Boston” high romance moment.
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My
#backstage
staff truly respects my dignity in every way.
▫️
#bodybuilding
#mensphysique
#beardedbodybuilder
#bodybuilder
#aesthetic
#beard
#contestday
#musclebeard
#fitfam
#physique
…
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Just posted a photo
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Just posted a photo @ Alamo Square / Painted Ladies
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Just posted a photo
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Public displays of defunction.
▫️
#sunsout
#bodybuilder
#parallelbars
#bodybuilder
#noshirt
#shirtless
#lean
#beard
#bearded
#musclebeard
#mustache
#ohysique
#fitfam
#thirst
#thirsttrap
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I’m always impressed with her majesty.
▫️
#theater
#Boston
#TheaterDistrict
#Emerson
#EmersonMajestic
#MajesticTheater
#CutlerMajestic
#stainedglass
#stonework
#facade
#architecture
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Just posted a photo @ Wayland, Massachusetts
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Your choices are sails.
But your preferences are merely just tides.
Where you end up depends on which you let move you.
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Tour guide to
#frowntown
.
▫️
#vtaper
#bodybuilder
#bodybuilding
#REKT
#shoulders
#biceps
#pump
#aesthetic
#selfsatire
#obviousthirsttrap
#muscle
#pecs
#instagay
#thotpocket
#fitfam
#physique
thot
#40something
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OK, just calm the fuck down, Psycho-Eyes.
▫️
#psychoeyes
#biceps
#delts
#bodybuilder
#shoulders
#bodybuilding
#muscle
#flex
#armday
#aesthetic
#REKTpreworkout
#bearded
#beardedmuscle
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A tower of mayhem.
▫️
#cloudysky
#strongman
#emcee
#atlasstones
#crossfit
#strength
#bodybuilding
#mensphysique
#beardedmuscle
#beard
#bearded
#instafit
#beast
#vtaper
#akaXN
#TheRealXN
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I’m not great at correctly framing timer shots.
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#physique
#aesthetics
#abs
#pecs
#vtaper
#lats
#muscle
#lean
#pumped
#thirsttrap
#bodybuilding
#bodybuilder
#mensphysique
#fitfam
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Just posted a photo
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But I mean, look at that sick
#biceps
pump, RIGHT??
Why AREN’T you listening to what this dude has to tell us on the latest episode of
#TheBigInside
podcast?
I mean, is he one of the…
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Just posted a photo @ Franklin Park, Boston, Mass.
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Protect what’s important.
▫️
#lion
#gargoyle
#statue
#isabellastewartgardnermuseum
#stonework
#akaXN
#TheRealXN
@ Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum
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I always get stuck in the elevator with people infinitely more interesting than myself.
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#designcenter
#polartec
#polarfleece
#beard
#bearded
#epicbeard
#slabs
#slablife
#pecicab
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No idea what’s going on among these
#bodybuilders
in the
#gym
, but it’s clearly more awesome than everything.
http://t.co/Z7kou2tpd6
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Scorpio super moon over a sleeping cape.
▫️
#moonsign
#fullmoon
#ptown
#provincetown
#spooky
#capecod
#nightsky
#capecod
#akaXN
#TheRealXN
@ Provincetown, Massachusetts
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Just posted a photo
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Bostonians
#urn
a lot.
▫️
#architecture
#sculpture
#secretboston
#bostonarchitecture
#aestheticsmovement
#bostonian
#boston
#stonework
#goth
#gothic
#classical
#folly
#craftsmanship
#akaXN
#TheRealXN
@ Boston Theater…
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Excessive heat makes people thirsty.
▫️
#selfsatire
#thotpocket
#toweltuesday
#bodybuilder
#bodybuilding
#sauna
#noshirt
#shirtless
#muscle
#aesthetic
#physique
#natty
#naturalbodybuilding
#fitfam
#40something
…
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Just posted a photo @ San Francisco, California
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Just posted a photo
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Angles and cropping: unreasonably toxifying queer self-image expectations for over seven decades! Ask me how!
▫️
#selfsatire
#toxicmasculinity
#bodybuilder
#bodybuilding
#pecs
#hairychest
#aesthetic
#physique
#cheat
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TO THE BEACH!
Everyone’s bemoaning end of
#summer
, but the smart money is on opportunistic September
#stealthdrops
.
▫️
#beachday
#beach
#ptown
#Provincetown
#soloflight
#bodybuilder
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“Holy shit. This is actually listenable.” — M. from Illinois
“It’s definitely smarter than Bro Jogan, but not as boring as NPR.” — J. from New Jersey
As more and more folks are…
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Although belated, I'd still like to post one of my favorite Christmas songs of all time, just as I do every year.
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Don’t set expectations on your first impressions.
My podcast, The Big Inside, pretty much defines that idea.
Listen.
Think.
Subscribe.
Support.
▫️
#podcast
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Find your rhythm.
Because
#workout
videos are just SO FUCKING BORING.
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Seriously, though, one of the reasons I like
#electronica
and
#industrial
music during
#bodybuilding
style…
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Okay, fully back now from all my sappy longing for castle and trip[s and crap.
Maybe.
▫️
#selfsatire
#bodybuilder
#bodybuilding
#obviousthirsttrap
#shirtless
#noshirt
#aesthetic
#thot
#muscle
#beard
#bearded
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Been a few days since I posted. I don’t even fit in the frame anymore.
▫️
#biceps
#beard
#bearded
#bodybuilder
#shoulders
#hairychest
#hairymen
#muscle
#stoic
#aesthetic
#fitfam
#physique
#scruff
#instagay
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They bricked up the window to protect from creepers.
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#maastricht
#bodybuilder
#wall
#limestone
#medieval
#muscle
#natty
#naturalbodybuilding
#fitfam
#obviousthirsttrap
#thot
#sunsoutgunsout
#instagay
#aesthetic
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Wallflower.
▫️
#dslr
#dslrphotography
#lats
#vtaper
#bodybuilder
#physique
#bodybuilding
#glutes
#calves
#quads
#muscle
#instagay
#intrigue
#thirst
#thirsttrap
#thot
#40something
#quads
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Aesthetically I’m a rummage sale.
▫️
#quads
#selfsatire
#gymselfie
#thotpocket
#bodybuilder
#bodybuilding
#aesthetic
#muscle
#gym
#gymmotivation
#physique
#natty
#naturalbodybuilding
#nattybodybuilding
#calves
#smirk
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You asked me what you’d seen.
You said you didn’t care.
▫️
#NewOrder
#ptown
#provincetown
#beachlife
#thirsttrap
#bearded
#beard
#bodybuilding
#bodybuilder
#musclebeard
#sunsoutgunsout
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This is why I need all new clients.
▫️
#saiseisports
#beard
#bearded
#beardmuscle
#preworkout
#musclebeard
#fuckboy
#doublechin
#REKTpreworkout
#creativedirector
#graphicdesign
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This Saturday: XN Emcee's the OCB Yankee Classic Bodybuilding Competition
http://t.co/OaME09kKv7
#bodybuilding
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I used to do
#squats
when I was
#blue
.
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#gopnik
#blue
#purple
#bodybuilder
#bodybuilding
#muscle
#aesthetic
#physique
#gyminspiration
#legday
#quads
#chest
#scruff
#gay
#instagay
#squat
#calves
#hairy
#hairychest
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The Dot & Mr. Miller: Maybe The Steroid-Free Guys Really ARE Steroid-Free
http://t.co/ylxbqegKAY
#steroids
#bodybuilding
#dougmiller
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Everyday casual.
▫️
#biceps
#hairy
#obviousthirsttrap
#beard
#bearded
#forearm
#REKT
#armday
#swole
#bodybuilder
#strongman
#pump
#bodybuilding
#hairychest
#hairymuscle
#hairymen
#instagay
#hashtagdesperation
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Pick your
#lighting
carefully.
▫️
#goodlighting
#highcontrast
#bearded
#bodybuilder
#bodybuilding
#pecs
#delts
#biceps
#bizzeps
#swole
#pumped
#oldschoolbodybuilding
#beardedmuscle
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The cool kids hang out in the cat department. Sorry you can’t hang.
Plus: BONUS LEAP!
You’re welcome, weirdos.
▫️
#catcarier
#malemodels
#selfsatire
#dignified
#ikea
#akaXN
#TheRealXN
@ IKEA
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Just posted a photo @ Madison Park Technical Vocational High School
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Annual tradition continues, including sightings from Mr. Pants 😍😍😍, Anders the celebrity goat, “the sad group photo,” and me terrorizing children.
Thanks…
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#Where
the word
#bodybuilding
comes from may be different than you thought. Let’s head to 1898!
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Just posted a photo
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Thanks from me,
@kearney_robert
and all of us at
@PhysiQulture
Collaborative to
@OutSports
for publishing our work!
http://t.co/v7FettHIkt
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Just posted a photo
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Generally winds up on the ass end of things.
▫️
#lats
#bodybuilder
#bodybuilding
#hams
#hamstrings
#calves
#glutes
#squats
#skwotzm8
#latspread
#notevenflexing
#over40bodybuilding
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Is it that the standards of
#bodybuilding
will never improve or change?
Or is that attitude handed…
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#Spiciest
#art
I’ve created in a minute.
▫️
#accidentalart
#chai
#chaispice
#cinnamon
#cardamom
#clove
#nutmeg
#ginger
#allspice
#foodart
#TheRealXN
#akaXN
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I’d follow them anywhere.
Even to wagammama.
Things you learn in the
@ICAinBOSTON
.
▫️
#contemporaryart
#icaboston
#ica
#biddysins
#smolder
#supermodels
#notart
#bostonlife
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Known by the locals as a “Bostonian Stand-off.” Whip out your bibliography and guard your
#curriculumvitae
.
▫️
#Bostonian
#Boston
#BOL
#BostonPublicLibrary
#lion
#marble
#marblestatue
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Compare and contrast.
▫️
#beard
#bearded
#saltandpepper
#beardedmuscle
#pecs
#highcontrast
#shoulders
#hairygay
#hairychest
#musclebeard
#sunsoutgunsout
#over40bodybuilding
#bodybuilder
…
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May those still in ignorance on this issue soon come to know reason. We pray for your philistine souls . . .
http://t.co/HriWnU7vTf
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JK.
#Gymselfies
are for kids.
Adults do “progress shots.”
▫️
#beardedmen
#beard
#vtaper
#stringer
#saltandpepperbeard
#physique
#aesthetic
#hairyguys
#hairychest
#musclebeard
#gym
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Just posted a photo @ Madison Park Technical Vocational High School
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Just posted a photo @ Japan Town San Francisco Fillmore District
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That thing where you intentionally hang back on a photo from 8 months ago just because you’re waiting for the coldest day of the
#Boston
winter to post it.
▫️
#beach
#beachlife
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The Big Inside podcast: Christian Matyi, aka "XN," chats with professional viola player Drew Ricciard, uncovers interesting theories on how we move.
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Dawn Towers is Copley’s new drag name.
◽️
#Copley
#copleysquare
#boston
#dawn
#morning
#hancocktower
#skyscraper
#sunbeams
#akaXN
#TheRealXN
@ Copley Square
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I am a pretty outspoken anti-car-ownership guy, but right now in the Northeast I can't deny the appeal…
http://t.co/hP02prVX7W
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Taking a good
#selfportrait
is a lot more
#drama
than the common viewer might imagine.
▫️
#melodrama
#scruff
#obviousthirsttrap
#thot
#saltandpepperbeard
#bodybuilding
#bodybuilder
#abs
#pecs
#biceps
#lean
#diet
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