The neurodivergent urge to over explain myself during misunderstandings to try to avoid further misunderstandings but then confusing people in the process which, does in fact cause, you guessed it, more misunderstandings
For everyone wondering how this ended:
After the SpongeBob screenshot he said “SpongeBob is for Willies” and that he thought he should book with someone else. I never tattooed him and I guess I’ll never know what body part he wanted to get tattooed
Not to toot my own horn but I made & decorated this galaxy cake for my husband who LOVES space / sci fi and I am so excited with how the inside turned out 🌌✨
Hi! You don’t need to lose weight to get tattooed! It is not easier to tattoo thin people! In fact it’s *harder* to tattoo loose skin (such as after weight loss)! Tattoos don’t have to be something you earn only if you lose a certain amount of weight
Big tattooers openly refusing to tattoo dark skin because it “doesn’t work with their style” is disgraceful and shouldn’t be supported in this community. You’re making the choice to not tattoo/change your style for darker skin. 🙃
This is a cross stitch piece that’s 2.5 years healed. 💕 I’d been hesitant to post a healed pic before now (aside from the one I did on myself) bc posting “healed” pics that are only a few months old is misleading. I get asked a lot about these, so here it is, 2.5 years later ✨
Someone filled out a form for a creature from the black lagoon tattoo and I asked if they wanted him scary or sexy (or both) and they said “why the hell would I want it sexy” 😭☠️ Like my B I guess we’re just two very different creature lovers
Today my client was checking out and asked me how much money I pay to the shop, so I said 40% and then she tipped me 40% of the total so I would get 100% of what I charged 😭
This is incredibly fucked up?? I can’t believe a tattoo artist would willingly put this on someone’s body or that someone would get this. I hate that a case that involves real people’s lives and trauma has become a joke and a big meme to everyone. What is wrong with some of you??
Earlier I was talking to my gf about how I recently experienced the worst pain I had ever been in and I said “it was an 8/10” and she was like “wtf it sounds like a 10” and I was like “I have to save my 10 for something really bad like if my arm got sawed off or something”
Not to toot my own horn but I made & decorated this galaxy cake for my husband who LOVES space / sci fi and I am so excited with how the inside turned out 🌌✨
I’ll never forget when I was tattooing one of my clients and they were silent the entire time and suddenly went “this isn’t so bad now that I’m into bdsm” and then went back to silence.
I was like good for you Buddy I’m glad those were the only 9 words you spoke to me today
I sat all day Saturday at the Philly tattoo convention for this big thigh piece & scar cover up 🥲💐 (artist is Andrey Vasilyev / @ andreytattooing on insta) He also said I sat like a rock for this and I’ll be riding that high for the rest of the year tbh
This is in response to my insta story about people not respecting my boundaries which included people DMing me when I frequently post that I’m email only. And it’s also right in my bio. 🙃 I hate it here
people responding to this saying it’s a hoax have obviously not worked customer service lmao I have had SO many client interactions like this over the years. 🫠
Y’all if your tattooer asks you to get undressed for a tattoo where you could easily just lift up your shirt, pant leg, etc, you should run.
Even back pieces I have clients wear a button down backwards. Sternum have them wear a loose top, or a bralette that can be easily moved
Rlly annoyed at getting hate comments about the “wonky lines” on my tattoo which is covering extensive self harm scars and stretch marks 🙃 not all of us have flawless airbrushed skin & when your skin swells those scars are exacerbated
That being said all the POC in my comments talking about how their tattooers only post white people are 100% valid in being upset and y’all deserve artists who will post a variety of skin tones and will take care of your skin & you
Do the folks calling tattooers “greedy” for charging more than like one single crumpled dollar for a tattoo realize that most of us don’t get compensated for drawing time? Or for emailing? Or for being a photographer or for being our own social media manager? Lmao
I really don’t know why tattooers hate fat people so much when we have so much surface area to work with? Like you get to do MORE tattoo? What are you pissy about exactly
A super fun Legend of Zelda tattoo I got to do for my incredible client recently. ✨ Love when people give me an idea but let me have creative control of the design! ✨
So grateful to have gotten to tattoo these pieces based on the painting I did of my interpretation of the
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album, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge. Finished these a few months ago - Thank you, for getting these, Lyndsay!🩸✨
J*ffree Star gaining a whole new conservative fan base for being extremely anti non-binary wasn’t on my bingo card for 2023 but you know what it might as well happen
“Let me know if you need to take a break at all!”
“Don’t be shy if you want to move the stencil around, now’s the time to!”
“It’s okay to listen to your body and tap out of your tattoo if you have to!”
“We’re in this together!”
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diamond mind tattoo, that was where I was working at the time & when clients texted me I’d put DMT next to their name so I could keep track of them
Thinking about this one time that I had to tattoo a crochet heart on someone but I didn’t like any of the reference photos I was seeing so I just crocheted a bunch of different hearts until I found one I liked 🫡 I commit to the bit
Idk who needs to hear this but it’s okay to not act tough about being tattooed, like you can just say it sucked if it sucked for you there’s no reason to “be brave” about it tbh
I’ll never forget when I tattooed for 24 straight hours for a Friday the 13th once and after my shop percentage (I got 40% and my shop got 60% at the time) was taken out of it, I had made maybe 500 bucks. Each tattoo was $31 which means I got about $12.4 for each tattoo I did. 🙃
Recently when clients are getting lettering tattooed I started having them sign/initial the stencil because it’s 1. proof that they DID approve the stencil, however it was spelled and 2. It helps them to slow down and actually read the writing! Sometimes -
I regularly turn down Ted Bundy / true crime tattoos in this fashion. It’s extremely inappropriate and I wouldn’t be proud to be the artist who did any of these.
I debated posting this publicly tbh but, I deserve to at least be a step closer to body neutrality.
And tbh being fat & sharing vulnerable photos of your body in a fatphobic society is a radical act of self appreciation and I deserve that, too. ✨
📸 That Hippy Photographer
One of the best Halloween tattoos I’ve ever done! Love this lollipop from Trick R Treat. ✨🎃✨ Halloween is the day after tomorrow, what are your spooky plans?
How it started ✨ How it's going ✨
Today is the 4 year anniversary of my very first tattoo! I’ve done such a long way but I also have a very long way to go. 💖 Endlessly grateful to everyone who has helped me get here. Here’s to another 4!
I love my tattoos and the process of getting tattooed but sometimes I do wish I was still blank because I would be covered in completely different pieces
Why is photorealism seen as the be all end all of art making? Tattooing, drawing, painting, etc - I feel like so many folks think that’s somehow the end goal of what all of us are striving for when it often isn’t
Currently staying alive for my clients who’ve had terrible experiences with cishet white male tattooers and need me to show them that tattooing can be a caring , fun experience without mockery or shame 🥲
I’ll never forget when I went to speak to queer highschoolers about safe tattooing & the cis gay guy running the the talk cut me off & went “she keeps using the word ‘autoclave’ so much because it makes people feel smart to say big words :)” both misgendering AND undermining me
A few months ago I got to do these thigh pieces based on an original painting I made of my interpretation of the Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge album art 🩸✨ (I’ll post the full pic of the other side soon)
Y’all I just posted this to be funny, I’m also a tattooer & also barely post my tattoos, it just ends up like that sometimes for a lot of reasons. I also have had tattooers not post my tattoos but it doesn’t matter bc they’re for me not for insta 🤷🏻♀️
(& I’m muting this bc yikes)