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I can’t believe this is real 😍 such a vibeeee.
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Me waiting for life to go back to what it was before the pandemic
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She tweeted this last week and she died today....I’m actually shaking.
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I been feeling so weird lately..like death near me or it’s finna be my time. That ain’t normal right??? Shit is scaring me now
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Honestly shaking wtf. Now there’s an official whistleblower, there better be some action from the world’s leaders. Please send a prayer to all of the victims. My heart is hurting for them - can’t imagine how many lives we’ve lost and how many are suffering right at this moment.
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Handsome AND giving? 🥹😮‍💨 May Allah swt guide him to Islam 🫡
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CAN THIS MAN GET ANY FINER 🥵🥵
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Gives me so much comfort knowing duas change qadr. 🥲
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Met @muftimenk today 🥲✨ looool cant believe i said to him “love your tweets” 🤣🤣🤣
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Omg that’s me
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locals now. they NOW KNOW
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13 stabbings, someone has been thrown into the thames and someone has been run over by a train. I feel physically sick…
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I liked this boy but he liked my bestie. He was moving to London & he made her promise to email him everyday. She cba so I was doing it on her behalf. 15 years later, he comes back & they get engaged. Then he found out it was me all along & we got married at their wedding lol.
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This a safe space ladies.. tell us about that time you did EVERYTHING & he still didn’t choose you
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This app always makes me realise that I ain't shit. 🤧
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If I did this, I’ll have a chappel fly at my face from the other end of the room 🥺
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Aishwarya Rai is the Queen of the Cannes Film Festival & that’s the tea.
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When he pisses you off but he looks good
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Gonna tell my kids this is Shahrukh and Kajol
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Broooooo idk if anybody has clocked this but that girl @ssaraaaaaax wasn’t only using Amanda Khamkaew’s features, she was also using Negin’s face - she used Amanda’s nose & mouth & Negin’s eyes. MAUD.
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She is beautiful, they are a stunning couple مَا شَاءَ ٱللَّٰهُ. May Allah swt keep them happy. You guys are weird for commenting on someone’s taste/choices. You don’t know their situation - marriage is a huge blessing regardless. Materialism has got to your guys’ heads. :/
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Not even a few branches in London, Birmingham & Manchester? We have halal KFC, Taco Bell, Nandos, Pizza Express, Tortilla, etc. I think that ‘small percentage’ is inaccurate. 🤨
@McDonaldsUK
McDonald's UK
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@jesuisarya Hi, we conducted a Halal trial a few years ago and learnt that Halal certified food is only popular with a very small percentage of customers. Given it would require significant changes to our kitchen procedures and supply chain, we have no plans to offer Halal food in the UK.
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Okay but why is this me on my balcony during sad boi hours
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I’m not happy when I have a job, I’m not happy when I’m jobless, WHAT DO I WANT
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Sexualising me simply wearing a hijab? That too during ramadan? Boyyyy i hate this app.
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If you’re going through it rn, this reminder is for you x
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You can literally feel it when someone’s energy has changed towards you. 🥲
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Totally unrelated but everytime I see shit like this, I understand why it’s haram. Either buying a house in the middle of nowhere outright or just going to rent if I’m staying in London.
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My mortgage went from £733.80 a month to £1349.08 in March. 🙃🙃 #BBCDebate
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Brown sugarrrrr
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I have to marry someone who loves to travel and is openminded
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I need to get my ass into gym again
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I just want this to happen to me one day 🥺❤️
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Laying on the prayer mat >>>
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Witnessing your duas coming true instantly is the craziest feeling. ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّٰهِ
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So my mum & I were talking about my wedding and I was saying how I want a dholki night, mayoon, mehndi, etc. And she was like but we have no family so what’s the point and that made me so so sad. 🥺🤧 You lot that have a massive family are soo lucky - we only have 5 ppl lol.
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Am I the only one who makes dua for random people on the street? If I see someone looking sad, idk it just makes me sad too so I automatically just pray for them 😂😭 in reality, they could be so happy looool
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I wanna recreate this but my tiny fat toddler hands will kill the vibe 🙄
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Alhamdulillah 🤍💍
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Every Middle-Eastern/Asian girl turns into a belly dancer when this comes on 😭😂😂
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Mmm no bc I look wayyyyy better now than I did when I was 18 😭🤣 my prime has started in my mid 20s & I plan on only getting hotter so 🤷🏻‍♀️ You lot can worry about your receding hairlines starting at 30 😗
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A woman's prime starts at 18. A man's prime starts at 30. Women age like milk. Men age like wine.
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Harry is having a puttar
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Daniel Radcliffe is expecting his first child with Erin Darke.
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These are 6 years apart maddd 😂😭
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Eid-Ul-Fitr 2021 🕊💙
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All about my weightloss (a thread)
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She isn’t wrong though!! I should be putting the same energy into wearing hijab and may Allah guide me to do so one day. At the end of the day, it is fardh. She wasn’t disrespectful at all, she’s spitting facts.
@diamondbliss91
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Saying all this as tabbaruj hijabi who free mixes is wild. Judgemental religious people are so annoying especially when they’re not following the religion to the T themselves.
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Kinda sad that my TL isn’t full of Palestine content anymore… bring back the energy and awareness please.
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You can actually feel the weight lifting off your shoulders when crying during sujood. Nothing like it when you’re crying to your lord.
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I hope my dream of doing umrah this year will be fulfilled 😞 إِنْ شَاءَ ٱللَّٰهُ
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She brings too much to the table & expects the same from her partner hence why she’s single bc she won’t settle for less She’s me x
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ubaid
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If a woman is Beautiful, Educated, and has money but is still single, what could be the problem??
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That girl: I can eat so much and i never gain weight 😩💁🏻‍♀️ ugh having a fast metabolism sucksss My fat ass:
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Twitter saw it first. First clothing brand shoot & dat 😛 (second is a bloop)😂
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Is it too late to audition for the role of Princess Jasmine? @Disney
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Ngl I think I’d wanna do my own makeup for my wedding day bc I get so much anxiety when other people touch my face & do stuff differently to what I know will look good on my face. Girls, you don’t have to pay over £100 for a MUA - nobody knows your face better than you.
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Insert cringey Eid caption here 🫶🏼
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Me when my best friends finally get married
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Not being biased, but I am so proud of how Pakistanis have dealt with this situation. Instead of egging on a war, (cough, @priyankachopra ) Pakistan’s top celebrities have been using their platform as a cry for peace and sanity between the neighbouring countries.
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Bollywood could have used cinema to promote mutual understanding instead of vilifying us as they do. They need to decide which is more important - nationalistic fervour or a peaceful future .
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I have no words... I can’t even begin to imagine the pain in his heart.
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Graduation day and night 🥰 Masters in Business Intelligence Alhumdulilah 🥹💕
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The flag The face
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@MadihaBlob Spill the beans 👀
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When he wears a black kurta with the sleeves rolled up
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Pakistan has a nuclear weapon which means nobody is gonna fuck with them so I gotta move back home before things get… tortuous. Take it easy. ✌🏼 Dil Dil Pakistan 🇵🇰
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It really is this simple to make a girl’s whole day js
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To the person who sent me this, you’re the sweetest 🥺🩷
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3 years
The UK just exudes depression.
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5 years
It always baffles me how people tweet after someone close to them has just passed away?? “My dad passed away last night” like bro if that was me, my phone & social media will be the last thing on my mind. I find it weird that people tweet straight away. Just a thought.
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Lil sneak peek 🤪❤️ Outfit pics spending #EidMubarak #EidAlFitr #Eid
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I acc hate it when people take advantage of my kindness but I let them get away with it anyway.
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I’m actually so happy that I can’t listen to mainstream songs like i used to Alhumdulilah. I felt uncomfortable listening to a song with dirty lyrics. Nasheeds and podcasts have been bringing me peace. Progress 👏🏼
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6 years
“sHoW YoUR mUm”
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If you won’t applaud for yourself, who will? 👏🏼
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Put on a blonde wig and suddenly i look caucasian 😭😂
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5 years
Inna Lillahi wa Inna Ilayhi Raji’un 💔
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My salary before tax vs after tax makes me wanna cry :’) need to get out of this country plsss
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5 years
I blame my culture for my fat belly tbh. The Pakistani cuisine is too elite and we have a natural trait of giving/feeding too much so yeah, I’m fat because I’m Pakistani bye.
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I get so offended by some of the rishtas my mum gets sent.
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@hennaahmedx My mom is very traditional 😭 i have to look depressed
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I just wanna give her a big hug 🥹🩵 May Allah swt bless her with everything her heart desires and a long and a healthy life. Ameen. 🥺
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May Allah put more Barakah in the wealth of all those who trade with honesty despite having very little for themselves
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Wake me up when it’s Pakistani mango szn please
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Waze?? Tel aviv, Isreal???? Damn gotta delete this app now.
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Me when I wake up for my 9am lecture and thinking if this degree is even worth it
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My biggest ick is when someone doesn’t have basic etiquette when speaking to someone. Did nobody teach you manners? :/
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I don’t see a #pakistanitakeover hashtag but i wanna join in anyways🥰🇵🇰
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...what? I wanted to join the bandwagon too 🤪🤕 (since no disney princess looks like me, i found a fan edit of rapanzel that kinda looks like me so this is as good as its gonna get).
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7 months
Wore no makeup at a red carpet event 💛🥺
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That M&S advert was intentional idc what anybody says
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5 years
Any aunties in the Asian community that chat shit about divorced women actually deserve a punch in their fucking face. The stigma of divorced Asian women will never change in our community. Why is it that aunties need to blame and chat shit about the woman but never the man?
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I was so obsessed with her when I was little 😂😂😂 i was so starstruck when I got to meet her last month 🥹
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Jibran T. Siddiqui
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Quote this tweet with an ad you loved.
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2 years
Why is being a sensitive person seen as a flaw?
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2 years
Oh & he found out bc i hummed a song in a church - not bc i knew everything about his life or anything 🫣
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After much persuasion, I’ve finally given my consent to an arranged marriage and not the aunties and my matchmaker friend all saying “you’re too good for all the guys we know”. 💀💀💀 Back to square one oop.
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Genuinely so happy for her! I’m sure her story has given hope to so many of us who are struggling with patience and fear of the unknown. Have trust in Allah’s timing and continue making dua. May those who haven’t had the opportunity to do Umrah yet be invited this year. 🥹🤲🏼🤍
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This is acc too cute allahumma barik! May Allah put barakah in their marriage and protect them from evil eye
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No one: Pooja: YoU’Re aSkInG FoR IT yOu’Re DyInG FoR IT Still no one: Pooja: GeT oFF mY BaCk
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300,000* You’ve failed to mention that this is one of the biggest protests to have ever taken place 🤔
@SkyNews
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Around 100,000 people descend on central London for pro-Palestine march
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Eh munde paagal ne saare, gallan vaddian vadde laare 😌
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Short girls should not be begging for 6ft+ guys ok - save them for us girls who are 5’8+ thanks. There, I said it.
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Sco pa tu manaa
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Saw this on the TL & I thought it was so interesting 👀 I’m in the top right gang 🤪 wb you guys?? 🇵🇰
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A student called me babe - how’s your morning going?
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Drake said if you had a twin, I’d still choose you. Yxng Bane said if you had a twin, I’d love you and your sister. 😭😭😭😭
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Me in black 🖤 >>
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You lot in fandoms have extreme mental issues to compare an average human being to God.
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It’s sad that kindness is such a rare and underrated quality to have these days.
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@aishamayashaban
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6 years
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@aishamayashaban
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2 years
All i want is modest. summer. wear. pls. i’m tired of every outfit either being see through, having a very low neckline or showing the back/stomach. 🥲
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@aishamayashaban
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5 years
Some guys will have a 11/10 gf but still follow bareee slutty insta girls and like their inappropriate pics like it ain’t disrespectful to the girl they’re with.
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