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Sneezing in public is the equivalent to saying Allahu Akbar in 2001
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My biggest blessings came when I started praying properly
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Lack of accountability is the worst trait someone can have fr
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This how all you Somalis look tweeting “it’s coming home” smh 🤦🏿♂️
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Not everyone wants to see you do well. Be careful about what share and who you share it with
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All this stress better be worth it in the long run. If I end up in a call centre or a taxi I’m done out ere
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I trust you with my life if I fall asleep whilst you’re driving
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All those Awais jokes are cos of this??? How did you even read this shit. Asian Twitter is boring
basically im making a thread about about a guy who’s basically catfished the ENTIRE tl abt his entire life. i won’t mention any names, if you think you know who it is dm me and i’ll show you proof too. i can’t individually DM all of me n his mutuals and tell them wag1 so
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Driving in silence will have you thinking all sorts of things
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This is what I picture when someone says I’m an only child 😂😂
So my nephew decided to do the zoom challenge by himself😂😂💀
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To the Somali girl that works in kfc Thorpe Park I wish you nothing but blessings in your life
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It’s at the point where people don’t even hide their sins. Do you have no shame?
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If you’ve never had the chance to go Umrah I fully recommend it. Wallahi it changed my life for the better. Message me for more details spaces are limited.
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I remember a time I would live on £10 a week nowadays I’m spending that in a day
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Who gives a fk what Liam Payne thinks at a time like this 😭😭😭 somebody get ja rule on the phone pls
'I believe whatever he felt that he did, he had the right to do.'
'I had to leave my chair I'll be honest with you, it cut me really deep.'
@LiamPayne
reacts to the dramatic moment Will Smith hit comedian Chris Rock on stage at the Oscars for making a joke about his wife.
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If I can’t get an extension on my assignments they can’t either 😤
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I want 8 kids in the space of 10 years. If you can’t, stay far from me
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Niggas wear pink and call it drip 🤣🤣
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Dunno what she’s saying but ik it’s funny asf 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she needs to be stopped 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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You better have those same big lips & LV on your face when I see you
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@JDOfficial
@Fuaadoo
doesn’t have heating in his home so a fuck off north face would do wonders for him. Not to mention he’s anaemic too. Also he’s having trouble securing gyal but I keep telling him his Slazenger drip ain’t it and needs some new shit. Helppp himmmm!!!
#JDBiggestBlackFriday
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Sissoko on barstool 😭 what world are we living in
Yesterday’s Somali British Champions League Semi-Final yesterday between Manchester & Cardiff…
The SCENES when Cardiff scored a last minute equaliser to make it 3-3 & go into extra-time. 🤯
Somali Football is on the rise! 🇸🇴📈
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I’m feeling twenty twoooooooo!! 🥳🥳 alhamdullilah for more life and the people around me ❤️ forever grateful ♾
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Imagine paying 9k... can’t relate I’m Welsh only pay 4k 🤧😂😂😂😭😭
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@PureGym
this is what you want to stock in your vending machines after being closed for 5 months??? I’ve been vomiting since 2am non stop bcos of you.
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Worst experience of my life. bunch of 13 year olds chasing me in a forest screaming “yo boys it’s the final boss”
big man like me still haven’t experienced paintball, what am I doing wrong?
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OMG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I fkn won
@ahmedsquared2
@Fuaadoo
This is reason enough for us! Well done you guys are the winners! DM us to claim ya prize 🔥 Next comp at 4.30pm
#JDBiggestBlackFriday
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If they don’t inspire you to do shit why are they still around??
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Online exams and no graduation??? These lot really think I’m gonna pay them back 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Connor disrespected khabibs whole family and so much more. People love crossing lines until it makes them look bad.
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Fucking pikeys 😭😭😭😭😭 man got dropped twice and still got up. Remind me never to beef a gypsy, they’re born fighting 😂😂😂😂😂
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Prostration of thankfulness - Shaykh Hassan Somali done a good lecture on this 👇👇
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Wallahi I have all these plans but there’s one thing stopping me. MONEY 😪
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Wallahi I can’t wait to graduate 😭 all these posts got me feeling some type of way
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You don’t know half the places those hands have been Charles 😭😭😭😭
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If you recommend me something and I actually watch it just know you’re special
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Everyone out here catching flights and I’m here working 9-5 🤦🏾♂️
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Invest in your community & watch it prosper❤️🏴
Last night, we kicked off our Midnight Ramadan Activities at the Home of Welsh 🏴 Sport - this was the very first time
@SportWalesNC
opened up its doors beyond usual hours.
Many thanks to
@SportWales
for working with us on making this possible 🙌
#MidnightRamadanSportsWales
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My worst nightmare is my wife coming up to me wanting to start a YouTube channel
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Nvm touch my daughter if you even look at my daughter. Too many sick bastards in this world
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Avoiding certain teachers was the biggest stress
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This nigga violates somali girls on a daily but he still has one??? 😂😂💀
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The day your child leaves the fold of Islam is the day you’ve failed as parents. How can you not teach your child the beauty of Islam???
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if another person dms me with “is this you” i’m gonna lose it 😡
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Wallahi cadaans have no xishood 😭😭😭 they will tell you their biggest L’s like it’s nothing
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Ik a salafi when I see one
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You’re a product of the environment you’re in. Switch that up and watch yourself prosper
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Man goes “Wallahi Billahi I’m not coming off” 😂😂😂😂😂
Sarri tried to sub off Chelsea's goalkeeper, Kepa...but he refused to leave, and Sarri flipped out 😳
(via
@SkyFootball
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I knew what it was but I still opened it 🥴
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Every single day I have to restrain myself from robbing these international students
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