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Serving cunt at my job enough that people wrote negative reviews about me >>>
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This is me after 1 dose of Pfizer on 1/5/2021 in the hospital. I was a very healthy 45 year old who managed a surgery center. Two years later I am still having major issues
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It appears I’ve mastered the fine art of only knowing how to dress like either a slut or a 12 year old boy
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Rice is so good when you don’t have a keto bitch telling you it’s nasty in your ear
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Does the fvded line up kinda suck ? Yes. Am I still gonna go and get blasted ? Absolutely
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Do I drink responsibly? No. But I cut my 6 pack rings which I feel redeems me as a person
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Putting a $150 toaster on my Xmas list and nothing else. Maybe a tapeworm
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Guys with only black and grey tattoos LOVE to try and “normally I don’t like colour but I like the red you have in yours” their way into some pussy
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Gonna see how many guys from tinder I can get to take me to see the bobs burger movie. How far are men willing to go for potential pussy from a super mid bitch
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Don't like my Instagram photos if u ain't interested in having sex with me
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Writing a suicide note because a customer asked for half Diet Coke half regular coke today
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Day 239 without sex: starting to swipe right on people holding fish in their profile
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A 5’9 cop just liked me on hinge how do I change my vibes so this never happens again
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Wish I smoked cigarettes my outfit would look so cunty unfortunately I will just be hitting a piece of pink plastic 600 times which ruins the vibes a little
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Didn’t develop a coke addiction in time to get skinny for my amy winehouse costume but fuck it we ball
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Do you know how humiliating it is to answer the phone at work and tell people no we do not have the Travis Scott burger
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I was gonna post a pic from the gun range but turns out being around guns triggers my anxiety and I couldn’t stop bawling after taking one shot xxx
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The only time me and my girlies shut the fuck up is when we r winded from walking up stairs
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How it started how it’s going
Can we do a “how it started vs how it’s going” but middle school edition please quote y’all ugly ass middle school pics
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Finding the names of the white moms that yell at me at my job under the guise of guest recovery so 3 months from now I can comment “fat” under their Facebook profile pictures on my dogs account
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Should I follow the girl that crashed into my car on instagram? She’s obviously a fucking idiot but she seems nice
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A preteen at value village just told me I looked cool If u see me acting different that’s why
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Living in Langley is so boring no wonder bitches be getting pregnant all the time
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Math teacher: "once u take the final, everything will come back to u!"
my mind during the final: "the babadook....is one thicc bih...."
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can’t believe I haven’t seen any of my friends in a month when all the stupid red necks bitch cunts r still drinking twisted teasddd with their friends :ppp“it is what it izzz” bitch I will come taser u & then stab you or maybe the other way around what do u think would hurt more
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I love when this photo shows up in memories because I got medicated with help from my dad after this incident
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-bf broke up with me again ✅
-20 minutes late to work ✅
- told first custies of the day “happy Saturday” (not Saturday today)✅
-violently hungover ✅
GETTING THE VIBES TODAY IS NOT MY DAY
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Customer: hello ? Is anyone there ? Please I just want a medium double double
Me in the handicap bathroom :
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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Everyday I wake up Im thankful im not 14 anymore …but thanks for getting me here sweetness
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Uhhh my uncle died AND MY MOM USED A SMILEY FACE BACKGROUND TO ANNOUCE IT TO THE WORLD
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My dad ❤️
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Didn’t realize how stupid I was until I accidentally watched 11 episodes of death note in Spanish instead of Japanese
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Don’t get why people watch depressing movies when you can just watch Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
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Me at my job : (Rickey’s)
Old man : wow ur strong
Me: haha
Old man : are you a cop
Me : no I work at Rickey’s
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This trend again but I’m hot this time
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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U piss in Shaes bed ONE TIME and then she has u sleeping on a towel + garbage bag combo
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Unfortunately my type
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Either my brother and I are both autistic or my parents just raise kids badly
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I love Snapchat memories thank you for reminding me two years ago I blacked out and pissed in a guys bed
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Second time in a row the whole group chat ignored me so I made a bumble bff. If I’m hiking with random white girls next week and listening to harry styles just leave me be
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Kinda funny to check and see whose unfollowed me during all this like thanks for exposing that ur racist!! 🥰 Go! Go! Go! Whose next !?
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Handing a coffee to the guy waving a giant “fuck Trudeau” flag off his truck and being like omg ur order number has angel numbers <3333 it’s gonna be a good day for u
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Me on Twitter: I hate men! Kill them all !
Me irl: *boy says hi to me* I'm in love
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I wish I could hit other people’s cars with my car Fuck you lady in the white dodge caravan I’m going to dox you for cutting me off
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Everytime I take melatonin to knock myself out then chug an energy drink when I wake up my body takes a screenshot
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I feel like there’s a direct correlation between people who didn’t social distance and people who are sad Gabby’s is shutting down
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A child at work called me pretty today so I’m riding that high for the rest of summer
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Imagine sucking the dick of a guy who wears cdg converse with kappa pants BRUH
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Every time I’m in a social setting I confirm beyond any doubt that I definitely have autism
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I took the A I got in psychology 12 and ran with it and now I tell my friends that their bfs gaslight them everyday
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