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My favorite Peanuts strip is 7/24/1953

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@LegoRacers2 The best ones are the posts where you go "wait, is he right?" for a moment
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@lethalrejection It's got the Rolling Stone watermark for when it gets shared around
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@LeaMaric Do people have no shame?
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@seeingpaths I accidentally said "Christmas break" next to the HR guy instead of "Holiday break."
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@sertrolvis @hanfjob Professor Spice in every American school!
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@vocalcry You should also throw in the opportunity cost / time spent doing all these things
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@Slatzism She's still pretty too
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@tonyhawktruther Maybe he IS Josh
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@hanfjob Drip or drop 🤔🤔💦💦
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@MatthiasReedV He's probably so finely tuned to Big Macs that he can taste it the employees switched from Latex to Nitrile gloves
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@squirtstain We need a 2000's boner comedy plot to save him
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@DollPariah @ElectionLegal Breasts make me happy and I'm tired of pretending they don't
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@coldhealing My Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs meme is simply Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
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@vocalcry Sometimes I think thoughts that are weird and go "oh, that was weird" then move on. What I do not do is write those weird thoughts down and post it for the world to see
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@squirtstain Bet that feels so good for Roger
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@growing_daniel The more I see Apple without Steve Jobs, the more I understand how important Steve Jobs was
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@whoreby_parker To me, autism music is either Oneohtrix Point Never or Beethoven
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@schizarella I know you post trolls, but is this one real?
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@BrittanyXVenti I remember hearing a big breasted lady complain that she could never show cleavage like her friends with small breasts could, just at nice restaurants and stuff. I kinda get it now
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@proletarat No hate from me, gotta start somewhere!
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@default_friend I'm the guy. Yes they are
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@squirtstain I bet you'd like this
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@Bmangall20 I want the Padres to win it all just to see what he'll do
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@burgercuh1 Copy of Infinite Jest Jeb Bush guacamole bowl A high school Karate tournament trophy An empty bottle of Coke The jacket from Drive Soap (they could probably use this)
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@basic_chanel Is that a trad wife dress too?
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@BrittanyXVenti Not picrel?
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@MeganBitchell Feverishly asking everyone "would you still love me if I was a mouse?"
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@jacobfuknjones @TheTripKeeper If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen 🍻
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@lethalrejection Charlie finds them and wears them around
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@archivalrival @lethalrejection Does this include the use of "o7"
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@karengeier Wait a minute...
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@Baileymoon15 No reaction because they're stoic
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@coldhealing I really hope Zoomers try to ditch the whole "muh student loans" speak that Millennials endlessly use. It's so tired and frankly kind of kitsch
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@LeaMaric because funny
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@ettingermentum @MeganBitchell Seeing Charlie with Pim's name beneath him makes me sick
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@chillextremist Something looks off... has the image been manipulated in any way? I can't tell
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@718Tv There is just something about the airport
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@FistedFoucault Their top albums of all time are frankly embarrassing
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@CrownedCaribou Have you lurked here @leamaric
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@schizarella What does she know of Japanese sex doll manufacturing? That's what I'm curious about
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@Camelliaalexa This is sad
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@mikeypenis_ This is what conversations turn into after 1am
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@clowngirl345 I just checked the hidden replies
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@MeganBitchell My vote is to keep the New Yorker cartoon
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@mishkaivana @Evie_Magazine This outfit will help me find my wife this summer
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@LeaMaric I'm glad I'm normal and just use yellow cabs and stay in hotels
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@Howlingmutant0 I like how it says "Normal Guy" but it's one of the coolest guys you've ever seen
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@theangeleverly Apparently long sleeve shirts under graphic tees are so back too
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@SwissSebastian Women don't get enough credit for spending money
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@hanfjob I just need a wife this dedicated to me
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@candelina8 Visit San Diego
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@MeganBitchell Thought this was gonna be about them see through pants
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@growing_daniel The Redditor believes in the labor theory of value
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@coldhealing Isn't chegg the service that had Uni homework answers?
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@coldhealing Surprise! It's just me.
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@vocalcry @SnakeSkin_J A girl's eyebrows on the outside match her eyebrows on the inside. You can block them, sure; but a conversation or two will reveal their inner eyebrows.
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@hanfjob But for now we are young, let us lay in the sun and count every beautiful thing we can see
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@MeganBitchell Depends, A, AA, or AAA?
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@0xCAFEBEEF I would disagree here. They're not losing potential sales like they do with emulators.
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@ShitpostGate @hanfjob I got that Chowder rizz
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@truth_enjoyer @vocalcry Surely you exaggerate?
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@ElectionLegal That face... I've seen it before!!
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@schizarella What did she mean by this?
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@inkblotistan Poor guy, he didn't ask for this
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@schizarella This is a passion project!
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@MeganBitchell Gonna be honest, I kinda zoned out at the part about sucking toes
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@LeaMaric Sometimes I wonder if I'm smarter than the average person, then I am reminded that I am
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@vocalcry Their historical misuse of "POV" has led to a misunderstanding with this one. Is she the doctor or the partner of the doctor?
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Per the rules, I must post in celebration
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why do you guys never post in celebration when i follow u ? literally so ungrateful
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@picotop It's already been built
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@PaulSkallas There's also something about being engrossed with a piece of media for weeks (if you read slowly like me). Long movies can still be watched in an afternoon
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@_MedGold Honest question, is Mark Cuban smart or anything? Or did he just get lucky on the dot com boom and had his wealth build wealth since then?
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@LaRealAl @Kuckaneer @brock_smiles Trans without penis is same a angel without wings .
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@realbabypenguin Is it just a fan meet n greet, or is he going to do some kind of speech/debate?
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@slush___puppy What's wrong with a hotel room?
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@0xCAFEBEEF Reminds me of this:
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Try to not salivate on your phone
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@growing_daniel My favorite is "Sad!" but it's perhaps not as common as the two you listed
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@gracecthdralprk @lethalrejection I've been the weekend side friend before. Long nights of NBA 2K and Cane's Chicken pleases the body but it doesn't fulfill the mind
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@basic_chanel I feel like I'm missing some context here
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@MeganBitchell Last year? I think there'll be another one in a few days
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@h3xenbrenner2 @hanfjob There's been a drop in barometric pressure, so I'm gonna just cancel for the whole week.
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@FeralPHunter Isn't that what a woman means when she says she's bi?
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@bronzeageshawty You can be Jewish and from the Midwest
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@LeaMaric Jealous much? Proof again that women hate it when you slay harder than them
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@coldhealing Why is it always "today is my birthday?"
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