marc
@aestheadache
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okk so apparently they get really mad at u at the dmv if u show up to take your drivers test with no license or licensed driver….
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when people tell me about their physical insecurities like woahh i never noticed before but yea i totally see it now.
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what do u mean how did i get here? im 25 years old i drove the car i purchased.
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then tried tell ME i couldnt drive MY car home without a license…
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bringing in a 3 year expired registration was my bad tho i didnt know u could get a new one….being american is so annoying why is there so much paperwork????.
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@Ivns_snvI he was really so concerned too like sir this isnt even the worst crime ive committed today.
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@midnight_rain_9 caitlyn jenners automobile crimes are WAY worse than mine idk why he was being so mean to me
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@dxxiie told him i got dropped off by my friend and they were coming to pick me up later i was scared he was gonna have me arrested😭
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thinking about the fact the i’m the ugly boyfriend in the relationship
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due to personal reasons i’ll be listening to Lorde’s entire discography tonight.
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so many stories stories with you already, and so many more we’ll make. 2 years with the love of my life today❤️and it’s just the beginning! we’ve an eternity to go! a lifetime of memories to make. what a great adventure that lies ahead! I love you so much CJ❤️ Happy Anniversary❤️
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happy birthday to the most patient and wonderful and handsome and magical and beautiful and sweet and hot and funny boy i know 💘💘 i couldnt think of a holiday more important than one that celebrates you ❤️ @hellboicj
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uhh it still counts as cheating even if were not exclusive btw…
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given up and guessing if someone is gay or not. im asking for ur number idgaf.
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my girlies after defending me from the homophobic guys in school
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me @ my perfectly healthy hair when i’m having a crisis and the only solution is to bleach/dye it
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y’all i’m crying 😭 a celebrity actually replied to my tweet! i won.
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crazy how i turned out prettier than all the people who were mean to me in middle school.
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@Tinamontanaa making sure @abra gets the recognition she deserves. promise y’all ain’t heard vocals like these 💜
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um, my boyfriend took me on an airplane ride for my birthday 🥺 i’m definitely in his bag.
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k everyone complement my gorgeous grandma she got a new haircut and did her makeup to celebrate 🥺💛💛
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something about a man with the drive and conviction to k*ll an evil billionaire and look this cute and harmless is REALLY doing it for me.
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i’m so scared to live a boring middle class suburban life :( like something about the thought of dropping two kids off at school in a chrysler van, going home to a 3 bedroom 1,800 sq ft house with traditional/boring/predictable interior design sends chills down my spine.
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corniest exchange at the club ever was that one time this f*g came up to oomf to say hi and turned to me and says “and who are you? ive never seen u on twitter”.
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now that were locked up….oomfs did u know i have the biggest wiener ever….
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straight people so mad about some rainbows on pride month mama how you think jewish people feel about seeing santa clauses fat ass all winter 😭.
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i see people telling him that posting this is as bad as cheating?? bitch if i ever got cheated on EVERYONES getting touched that day.
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ok now that yall have seen my room, if u want to hang out pls just come over 😭 i lowkey have not been in the mood to go out but i love hosting guests.
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