✨ adulkittipohn's guide ✨
containing au(s) few works and maybe tweet i'd like to keep and cherished. get a peek inside my head! come come, don't be shy i don't bite🥰
bener. yang bilang "di keluargaku engga kok" congratulations kalian tuh minoritas soalnya nyatanya sampe sekarang pasti perempuan di keluarga jawa (ibu, bude, tante, eyang uti) pasti mindsetnya banyakan yg masih "layani dulu pria di keluarga ini" sesimple bikinin kopi lah teh lah
mileapo au | unfinished business☕
in an alternate universe where mile and apo has been a good friends since childhood. but can one remains as friends despite harboring feelings that shouldn't exist in the first place?
[permintaan maap karna gue sering nistain mile]
@tubirfess
yang begini kayanya waktu sekolah sering banget remed bahasa inggris makanya kaya "AKU ANTI INGGRIS. NGOMONG DI INDONESIA TUH PAKE BAHASA INDONESIA"
padahal dia merasa sedih, karna gak mudeng terus pengen nimbrung ga bisa merasa dikucilkan :<
i am genuinely curious about their first date more, because what the heck did they talk about that seongho completely change into a touch-craved little monster?? starting from that date they're immediately all over each other😭😭
#HisMan2
#남의연애2
kinnporsche ep 8 was realistic. i feel i've seen so many bl couples that officially dating but they don't share that many kisses? when in reality, that period is like honeymoon phase. you'd want to kiss your lover everyday everytime.
@tubirfess
technically salad is a cold dish, mixture of vegetables or fruits that are raw or cooked. this is ambrosia salad, american "dessert" salad with whip topping, sour cream, and even marshmallow😂 jadi salad tuh imo banyak ya jenisnya doesn't necessarily needs to be "healthy"
@tubirfess
oke lah dibuka tanpa ngetok, TAPI MBOK YA KALO URUSAN DAH SELESAI PINTUNYA DITUTUP LAGI MAK PAK. ANAKMU IKI MALES LEK KUDU TANGI MEK GAWE NUTUP LAWANG PLIS DIPAHAMI.
first you said the company is unable to disclose details and that company will sort everything thru lawyers and legal way. and now you want to make it public, despite it being a day of you "investigating nothing but the truth"?? it's obvious this is a power play.
#28
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biblebuild au | trust fall
[a side story of twofvteen beloved projects leader and boss' personal assistant]
only dumbasses would close their eyes and purposely falling backwards as they let their 'partner' catch them, right?
especially after the first fall resulted in agony.
@tubirfess
you thinking about whether it's right or wrong aja udah masuk kategori emotional cheating kata gue sih. if you knew it's wrong, you have every power in you to make it stop.
the answer is right there, ini lo yang emang gatau apa jawabannya atau lo yang menolak jawabannya?
@tubirfess
not @ u labelling things easily as mentall illness when yes they might irritate you but bro, you should also get a life. touch the grass, inhale the sun. your advice suits you more ig
[offgun au]
gun nemu cowo ganteng banget auranya dingin dingin bbbbrrrr akhirnya gun yang twitternya lumayan rame followers karna sering bikin thread skincare murah ala gun ini mencari si pria idaman. eh doi-nya homophobe? atau straight?!
i don't talk much about this whole mile phakphum allegedly having a girlfriend but really, you gonna threaten him by stop watching the series? telling him he'll lost money and popularity?
love, he's a 30yo man with financial stability that can splurge on vintage customs guitars?
jesbible / biblejes au | public secret⛳
in which a young politician from conservative jes met a leftist journalist named bible on one faithful night. perbedaan pendapat, dan opini penuh bias made them somehow stuck together. was it dislike? skepticism? or love? who knows.
kaya makin gue pahamin makin aneh loh. boc ni perusahaan yang itungannya baru kan ya, tapi flourished karna ya aktornya bagus dan menjual banget.
why risk 15 problems free talented actors over 1 obviously problematic individual? cut loose dong. kok aneh banget.
#28
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@tubirfess
Awas aja kalo update dari masalah ini cuma mereka semua pake masker bejejer sambil bilang "kepada seluruh masyarakat indonesia kami mohon maaf akibat kekhilafan kami, kami meminta maaf dan berjanji tidak akan mengulangi perbuatan kami." awas aja yh,,
I WANNA SEE THEM PUNISHED.
@tubirfess
guru: kamu karna ga bawa pr saya hukum
them: stop gaslighting me, saya udah ngerjain cuma ga dibawa aja kan? it's not even my fault. it's yours to give me homework in the first place. ah guru toxic😌
3. introducing apo's friends
ping and pong
ping ini punya lahan kopi segede cinta aku padanya, alias gede banget. juragan kopi.
pong kerja jadi creative director sebuah perusahaan yg terkenal punya franchise warkop dimana2👌
Offgun au (or not since they're basically the offgun that we know.) I have no idea to describe this bare with me.
Offgun au where Off is confused because Gun is changing?!?!?! Gun never initiate any touch or kiss or hug anymore. What is happening? Why is Gun not being Gun?
22.2 emang sih paling bener kita ngobrol langsung.
kaya enaknya gimana? mau dibawa kemana? hubungan kita? jika kau terus? menunda-nunda?
bonus apo's tweet!
9. work hard drink hard ini grup isinya main brains operasional twofvteen.
build, personal assistant mile.
nodt, personal assistant no 2 yang menyambi leader operasional tektokan semua bar under twofvteen.
bible, project leader. project apa? apa aja yang mile mau🤌🏼
17. ibarat menambahkan perasan jeruk nipis ke luka ya ini pingpong ingin rasanya apo cari temen baru tapi apo hanya bisa bahasa kucing bukan bahasa sosial.
found this video, i guess the reason why the gmm crew weren't hyping the radio kiss was because they've seen more of offgun's moment and they're probably kiss on daily basis so once it got caught on camera they'll just "meh... we've been knew." 😳😳
@tubirfess
Parenting is hard. One could say now that they don't want their future kids to have social media accounts or anything. But they don't own a kid yet, like a kid can have their peers playing social media and their the only one who's being told "no socmed is awful" won't it make
mile phakphum au ft. drake laedake as his son.
an alternate universe where drake is mile's son and together they embark on a journey to joy!
100% fiksi.
off being threatened by bright is a cute concept, i remember once he said "gun is a little guy, of course people gonna ship him with anyone and that's okay.. because he's cute it's okay." BUT NOW HE DEADASS QUICKLY SAID "BRIGHTGUN MAI DAIII"
#LiveAtLunchxOff