Hi
@VeilBroadband
. I have been having a series of problems with my wifi and have had no response from your customer service team via email. I will detail the problems here to see if I can get a response. Here’s a thread:
@AdrianRMG
Hi Adrian. I have spoken to an advisor and it appears you may have accidentally received one of our ‘Project EndBrain’ routers from 2018. The project was swiftly cancelled after, well, let’s just say it really did end some brains haha. Can you destroy your router ASAP please?
Okay the router now also has the symbol on it and when I try to move near it my muscles become incredibly weak so I have to retreat away from the router. Really annoying as I need wifi to work from home. What should I do?
I can now see the symbols when my eyes are closed and the phrase ‘times’ up’ has appeared in blood on my wall. Though the apostrophe is after the ‘s’ so I’m kind of confused. How can multiple times be up??
@AdrianRMG
Hi Adrian, that’s really weird about the symbol. R.e. your wifi cutting out, can you wait a few minutes and let me know if anything changes? Sometimes the system will automatically reset when left alone.
Hi Lewis, thank you for your response. The symbol is everywhere in my house now. Likewise my internet connection is still very slow and cuts out if I try and stream video and sometimes music.
@AdrianRMG
Hello Adrian, Lewis here. Madison has told me about your problem with your poor connection and the strange symbol. Has the symbol appeared anywhere else apart from on your computer and on the router? Thank you.
@AdrianRMG
Hi Adrian that’s great news about the router and the dead boy. We’ll be sending you a new one (router, not creepy boy!) and it should arrive in a couple of days.
4. Once the symbol appears, it also starts appearing elsewhere, such as my desktop. Also all my personal photos are replaced by the symbol. My internet is still unable to connect. Please reply
@AdrianRMG
Hi Adrian, Jeff here. Lewis has had to go home. I will be taking over this issue. I was chief euthaniser and ‘leech’ (will explain that term later) on Veil Broadband’s EndBrain project. Can you update me on your situation?
The boy has finished watching friends (he was violently sick as soon as Gunther appeared) and is trying to get my phone off me. He keeps trying to grab it
@AdrianRMG
Just to say, that file was originally part of our EyeCrush project, but that was cancelled after, well, let’s just say it really did kill lots of people haha. The latest patch shouldn’t contain any EyeCrush elements though, so you should be good to go!
@AdrianRMG
Having analysed the photos of the boy, it seems he is ‘Tim-o’: the son of EndBrain CEO Brian Long. He fell into one of the ‘mind wombs’ in the prototype stage and then escaped the facility. He was likely drawn to your house as a result of the router’s bio-radiation.
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@AdrianRMG
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@VeilBroadbandUK
. My name is Hank. I’m an actor who played the role of David on Friends. Everyone on the show was an actor. As you can see, everything else here is fine.
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@AdrianRMG
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