A friend of mine ended a 5-year relationship with his Ex-girlfriend because she's too spiritual & loves fasting too much. He met another girl & they got married 2 years ago, his wife just got ordained as a pastor.
I have been laughing since 😂
Last night My siblings had a fight and it went like
Kelvin: " Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!"
Steven: " Kelvin"
I still laugh loud 😂 in inappropriate settings because I randomly think about it.
I remember I took this One girl I was eyeing that time, out on a date at a lounge close to my house, we talked for a few minutes, and I observed the waiter bringing two plates of pepper soup and drinks to our table. I told him I didn’t make the order, he said someone did
If your name is David, you attend Rccg and work with UBA challenge branch, Ibadan. your girlfriend (Ayomide) is cheating on you with your neighbor Femi... her friends are here in the taxi talking about you 🙁
“How will you take a woman out, 10 mins into the date and you never Order anything, na talk she go chop?” he said then went on to gist my mom and they both laughed at me, he still uses it to banter me till this day, Bro code, but in a parent way 😂😂
This guy sent his fiancé to the UK with a 2months old pregnancy with plans of her giving birth there and he joining them. Guess what? This girl aborted the pregnancy. Saying the pregnancy was making her lazy and she can't focus on work while there, now she...
I asked who, lo and behold he pointed to my dad sited comfortably at the back minding his business in his full glory. When I got home after the date, he just looked at me and laughed
A man is dating 2 ladies at a time, Amanda and Brenda, He told Amanda there's Brenda but told Brenda she is the only one he's dating. Who does he love the most?
Let's see how smart you are about relationships.
wanted him to go pay her bride price. Disturbing him about marriage but She didn't want to return back for the marriage saying her sister will represent her. After which he should join her in the UK.
I'm happy he is healing
if I ever get married, God please give me the strength to control my sexual urge. My wife must not cry over my lack of control. I won’t make her regret ever marrying me and won't make her suffer all in the name of love because some m....