My Sister’s phone got missing a day to sallah, when she called the number the keke Guy asked her to please give him the password he wants to use her camera for Sallah shoots he promised to bring it back after Sallah, and guess what he just brought it back 😂😂
I got married at the age of 18 and I’ve been married for 18 good years, I have seen a lot, I mean, the good, the bad, and the ugly but still no regrets whatsoever. If you like marry, if you don’t like stay na your business.
My younger Sister sent me chat with “ya kk” I did not replied her for days she called I didn’t answer, I later sent her paragraphs with international warning not in her life ever chat me like that. Her chat now start with Assalamu Alaikum warahmatullah, ina wuni Ma… 😂😂😂
Massive recruitment on going in Federal parastatals/agencies, talk to your connection if you have, if you don’t have God will be your connection. Submit your CV and pray.
Dole masu kudi su barmu da surutu a social media, wassu yan canji na samu yau but i don’t feel like posting anything today tun safe kawai sai na gama typing sai in goge, sam ji nake ba girma na bane 🤦♀️
We’re all sinners!!! That’s why “Allahumma arzuqniy tauban nasuha kablal maut” should be our daily prayer…
“O Allah, grant me sincere repentance before death”
My dad used to tell me that Nigeria cannot exist as one with Muslims. I would argue. Now, I believe it.
Nigeria is rigged against Christians, southerners. The Muslims and northerners(Hausa and Fulanis) are the real owners of Nigeria.
This Country is finish, we’re traveling along Maiduguri Madagali road, security operatives are with us,they will asked us to hold on,anti bomb squad will check bombs,Joint task force will shoot sporadically before our convey will move, after every 25-30 minutes we’ve to hold on
If you’re taking another wife please tell your wife on time, let her prepare for whatever. This one is taking another wife on Friday and he just informed his wife through a text message.
This Baby is been beating me up and down and the Mum is laughing, in her words he’s just playing, I don’t know when I gave him one back hand slap, the Mum is very angry wai ai su gentle parenting sukeyi. Nabi gentle da gudu yan kan Uba
One day, we will have a conversation on how Muslim men and their behavior are part of the reason Muslim women leave the religion/remove their hijabs or turbans.
My soul needs Umrah, kneeling in front of the Holy Kaaba, crying out my heart, Talking to the One Who makes the impossible POSSIBLE. 😭😭😭
Amen Amen ya Allah 🙏🙏🙏
This one is been crying because her husband took another wife, been trying to calm her down since in the afternoon she said Adda you will never understand, for my mind I say werey I have been there 😂
My Son is writing comman entrance exams today if you see how his brothers are praying for him you will think he’s going for governorship primary election, his younger brother even added “Allah yasa kazo na daya” 😄
Kaiiiiiiiiii. Late Comer bala’in
Habu Allah ya baka wacce tafi zama alkhairi duniya da lahira
Ke kuma Aisha Congratulations, you made your choice despite spending 4 years with Comrade. 😹😹
Your Stupid Father was right then, I blamed you the bastard child for not believing him, you sure say they born you after wedlock. If this pop on my TL 100 times I will still quote idc 🤣😂😩😹😹
My dad used to tell me that Nigeria cannot exist as one with Muslims. I would argue. Now, I believe it.
Nigeria is rigged against Christians, southerners. The Muslims and northerners(Hausa and Fulanis) are the real owners of Nigeria.
Kai gomanati bala’i ne wato yanzu aka turo min Salary da allowances na SA SSA and PA’s
Yoooo toh ana bani irin wannan kudin hauka nake in fito in zaki gomnati ai sai dai kuyita zagina bazan kulaku ba 😩😭😭
Kai Jama’a yau mai bola dani ya tashi a ranshi daga cewa Mallam don Allah gyara wheelbarrow dinka in wuce shikenan sai zage zage wai daman ku baku son kuga talaka na hutawa Motar banza ma da ba taki ba, ni Alhaji ne abokin yi na ke kinyi kadan 😂😂
Na je gidan wassu masu kudi akace mai kisto zata zo nima nace zanyi na shiga daki ina tsifa akazo akace min Aunty ai ba’a tsifa a daki, chan kuma a kace lunch is ready naje na debi abinci zan koma a daki akace min ai ba’a cin abinci a daki sai dining. Yasin bazan kara kwana ba 😩
Civil servants got 35k you promised them only once and we are in the 3rd month already, but 201M for Villa Animals. Boda lafiyan ka kuwa nace me ke damun ka?
@officialABAT
Allahu Akbar. He tweeted this yesterday and today he’s no more, Kai this life is just vanity. Allahumma ghafir hu war hamhum, wa’afu anhu war zuqhum bi Jannatul Firdaus
Lemme fix it for you “Parts of the land of the National Mosque would be affected by road expansion and Wike just wants to know the cost of compensation”
The FCT Minister, Nyesom Wike, has given the Executive Secretary of the Federal Capital Development Authority (FCDA), Engr Shehu Ahmed Hadi, 24 hours to explain the position of the National Mosque …
The lady keep sharing her location but still no any help, they drove for how many hours for God sake, if I’m not mistaken Abuja/Jos is about 4/5 hours journey 😭
The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54,the inventor of gymnastics died at 57,the world bodybuilder champion died at 41,the best footballer in the world died at 60,then the KFC inventor died at 94,the inventor of Nutella died at 88. I’m in my house doing nothing 😎
Da nake Amarya ko sati biyu banyi ba our first fight akan inda za’a ajiye microwaved oven, har yanzu idon na tuna sai nayi dariya don tsakani da Allah ni banga abun fada anan ba 😂😂🤣
NEPA be giving us light 15 minutes in 24 hours, I asked my Husband did you watch the Lady who showed GTBANK madness he said yes, what about her? I say arrange area Boys let’s go NEPA office and show them small madness too… Guy say “I’m not a hoodlum” 😭😭😭
I was complaining about my new help to my Son and he quickly say “ Mama kiyi hakuri haka zamuyi ta hakuri da ita” Guy suffered when my former help left, har tuka tuwo yayi
I campaigned for BAT off and online without expecting anything in return, I did it with passion and now I’ve every right to call him out, please don’t tell me what and what not