Adam Lisagor
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Advertising mogul, startup founder Developer of Television and Theater for Vision Pro ᯅ
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Do you like television? Me too. That’s why I made an app that puts television in your Vision Pro.
It’s called Television. For you Vision Pro.
It’s the future of television. Please download it.
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Tuesday. Vote. You don’t even have to know all the stuff. Here’s how it works.
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Had a chat about Star Wars with a friend this morning, who referred to a character as “O’Ren”, and it took me a second to realize that they’ve now seen three movies thinking the baddie’s name is Kyle.
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A few Vision Pro reactions:
1. UI elements become physical objects that change WHEN YOU LOOK AT THEM. When we acclimate to this, I imagine it’s going rewire the brain a bit, and fuck some shit up. “As if your mind is guiding the experience...”
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If you live within this blue area, today is when you vote for your congressperson. That’s how democracy works. No excuses.
#TeamMaria
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The public is getting a very disconcerting lesson in the subtle power of post-production with this doctored video. I do tricks like this for a living and and it makes me ill that this was done with the monstrous intention to frame a member of the press for an act of violence.
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I just joined Peach. Did you see that thing on Peach? Only teens use Peach these days. Nobody uses Peach anymore. Oh my god, remember Peach?
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Voting is something I want everyone to be excited about because I’m so excited about it. So to share my excitement, I enlisted the help of
@electrolemon
and my whole incredible team at
@sandwich
, and we made this. Please watch, please share, please vote.
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Time to share: we made a show, it’s a technology talk show set in 1983. And it’s called Computer Show.
http://t.co/50tUedHIEi
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@tim_cook
The advertisers intended to visualize “compression of value” (which would have been easy to do in a cool way) and instead showed “destruction of value” with a few boldly misguided choices (such as making everything go boom kill cry instead of melt blend joy).
On the plus side,
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The time had come. The country had changed, and the boys had become bigger boys. Introducing a new podcast that is pretty much the same as the old podcast. You Look Nice Today: California King. With your hosts,
@scottsimpson
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@hotdogsladies
and me.
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@joeljohnson
This is some real stoner shit, Joel. And I love it, and you, and I am here for it.
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Brand new brand for
@sandwich
. Here’s what I wrote about it.
And here’s where the love is.
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You ever seen a trailer for a podcast? Watch this one, and then subscribe to the podcast I’m launching with my good friend
@noahkalina
. It’s the show no one asked for, in a time we need it least.
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My whole life, I've been slow and passed it off as meticulous.
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SOUND ACTIONS in visionOS let you control UI by making sounds with your mouth. Accessibility team are straight-up heroes. Watch this.
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I work in production. On a film set, we use a phrase (a set phrase like action or cut). The phrase is “Make it safe”.
Making it safe is basically the highest priority there is because on a set, there are a lot of people working quickly and a lot of things that can go wrong. /1
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Just occurred to me that International Women’s Day was the perfect day to find out we’re having a daughter.
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Early voting starts TODAY in Georgia for control of the Senate. A bunch of us at
@sandwich
asked friends from Georgia to help us spread the word to folks back home. Please help them help us by sharing this video with anyone who needs to see it. We can do this thing, people.
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The WHCA dinner will be old news by next week’s SNL but a good cold open sketch would be a Kremlin correspondents association dinner, but every few jokes you cut to Putin and then cut back to the podium and the emcee has been replaced by a new increasingly terrified comedian.
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For me, this is the killer app of Vision Pro and the holy grail of our Television app.
New version has SharePlay so you can watch TV with your friends. Here’s me sharing one of my favorite moments of recorded media with my homie Beamer.
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It's incredible how much stuff I can get done when I have other, more important stuff to get done.
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I still have this outfit and I will 100% take up the satchel in my nation’s time of need.
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Most common suggestion: Internet freedom. Gets my vote. Other good options: Net Equality, Equal Internet.
Does someone have a better name than "net neutrality" to describe the issue? It's not resonating with people at all.
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IMAGINE IF YOU WILL a nightmare scenario in which you show up to vote tomorrow and they say you can’t. Here is what to do.
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The only thing I enjoy more than being out at a bar with friends is being alone at home with my thoughts, away from the judgement of others.
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I got to write, direct and voice this for one of my favorite clients Suhail and his new thing Mighty, which is the world’s dopest browser and I’m pretty sure the future of software.
Be Mighty: a fast browser that lets you have more tabs with less memory.
Watch to feel joy! We put a lot of love into this.
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I just came up with a cool idea. We should all support our preferred candidate without vilifying the other candidates and sorting ourselves into tribes. There’s one bad boss in this game, and he gets harder to beat the more we flick each other in the nuts.
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Look at this douche using his iPad at a cafe with that smug look on his face. God, his hair looks good today in this dumb reflective screen.
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We’re getting our first ever Jewish Second Gentleman in the White House! Admittedly not historically earth-shattering but still pretty exciting to Jews and guys named Doug.
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If I’ve learned one thing about making apps, it’s that when
@sdw
offers to design you an icon, you say yes.
I couldn’t love our new Television icon more.
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While making our new commercial for
@SlackHQ
(from home), we realized we could formalize our remote shoot process and repeat it for other clients too. That's why I'm excited to introduce...Lunchbox by Sandwich. Yes, Lunchbox.
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That thing where an email has different font sizes where someone copy/pasted & it’s super tacky and they don’t even know how lazy they look.
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Celebrating the stuff without all the comments, it just dawns on me:
TWITTER IS THE COMMENTS WITHOUT ALL THE STUFF.
I just blew your mind.
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1A. Taking them off, instinct till be to try and change real objects by looking at them. Imagine how disappointing that’ll be. How weak and ultimately hopeless we will feel. I cannot fucking wait.
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Yes, do go on. Some of my best friends are people I met at the post office who wanted to talk about how ridiculous this line is.
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And this is a big one:
Build a communications platform? One whose value lives and dies by the people who share on it freely in good faith? I’m going to use clap hands here, for emphasis.
MAKE 👏🏽 IT 👏🏽 SAFE 👏🏽.
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One useful way to report a lie (or falsehood or b**lshit) would be to follow it with the known facts, then (this is the important part) a simple declarative statement on why stating the truth would have been self-destructive for the person telling the lie.
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We experienced four years of trauma. I hope to never forget what these four years were like, so I can remember always to work against it ever happening again.
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They should really just give the Oscar for Best Editing to the shortest movie.
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Okay, be honest: Who else put out a plate of vegan cookies and soy milk for Steve before they went to bed?
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Okay so Television app hasn’t been live for 24 hours, and co-dev Andy just dropped 👇🏼 in the repo.
This is YouTube in Television and it levels up the value of the app by 1,000x instantly. The implementation is bonkers good.
Thanks to
@ChristianSelig
for hipping us to the embed
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Someone needs to re-record Baby it’s Cold Outside and call it I Respect Your Decision, Stay Warm Out There. It will be a very short song.
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If you’re at your folks’ home, leave their TV settings exactly how you found them because maybe they like it that way, you judgmental prick.
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There's no justice 'til I can gay marry in a mosque at Ground Zero with a medical marijuana in my mouth.
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Travel tip: as soon as the plane lands, stand in the aisle, ramming each other with your soulless moron faces chewing cud, you disgust me.
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Who’s got some cool lighthearted jokes? I just stress ate my whole ass sofa.
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"I don't even own a TV" no longer impresses me. Talk to me when you've transcended the toilet.
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As dire as the situation is that keeps us from our loved ones today, imagine how immeasurably more dire it would be had the election gone the other way. For all the people who do the work, believe in the strength of our foundation and the goodness of people, I’m thankful. ♥️🦃🇺🇸
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I don't want this to come off as braggy, but I just heard my lady singing in the kitchen, "I Love Nachos" to the tune of "I Feel Pretty".
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When replying to email, sometimes it's fun to change the original with misspellings and nonsense so your friends think they might be stupid!
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You know how in Three Amigos, the town desperately needed protection from El Guapo and the bumbling fools swaggered in under the impression they’d been hired as entertainers, unaware of the real danger and violence facing the people they’d been enlisted to protect? That.
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I wore this vintage tee under my vest last night for luck during the livestream.
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Our long national nightmare is over. And god damn that evil man for trying to end what makes this country good. God damn him to shame and eternal loserhood for the remaining years of his garbage life.
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12/ Fuck off, bully. Get your damn hands off us. It’s 2016 and we reject you.
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My favorite part of 'Pretty Woman' is when she gets all flustered at the fancy restaurant because all she knows is hooker food.
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Sometimes I think about how “OK” was once a slang and that probably dads in 1840 would try it out self-consciously at first and get dragged by teens.
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My family’s version of the Apple “Misunderstood” spot is a montage of me on my iPhone on the toilet and then an Apple logo.
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Look at this f’n bonkers new
@sandwich
demo reel. My whole face is agape and I’m stoked for the future.
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12. This right here is my favorite moment in tech: when millions of tool builders suddenly get activated to create and engineer and design experiences that we want other people to feel as we do. This is the best part of a very long cycle. Let’s get into it. ♥️
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C minus pickup line:
"Do I have nacho cheese in my beard?"
"Yes."
"Do you want some?"
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Space Gray and Space Black don’t come til June. Because they ship from space.
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I love that the iPhone lets me spend the first two hours of my workday conducting business in bed, like an infirm oil baron.
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We come here every day to see what fucked up shit Trump said, because we think it might finally be the thing that crosses the line and ruins him. But it’s not. And it won’t. We just feel angry and discouraged. Maybe tomorrow.
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Every time I hear thunder, I count the seconds until I see the lightning bolt because I don't understand how science works.
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Challenge: rebrand socialism (something less scary to people who don’t care to know what it means?) Go!
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I’m speaking into the void but it’s very simple: there are two directions. One choice points in a direction better than now, one points in a direction far worse. You don’t get to be mad that the better one doesn’t point hard enough. Change is slow and even children know that.
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People have been asking me what my favorite bird is.
Kenya's national bird, the lilac-breasted roller.
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A laugh track makes it funnier like other guys rubbing themselves through their sweatpants makes it sexier.
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I wonder if my girlfriend gets as turned on when she folds my laundry as I do when I fold hers. Probably even more so since mine are bigger.
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Whenever people say "the onus is on you" I run around screaming like there's an onus on me. We have a good laugh. What's an onus?
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To all who are asking about last night’s live Talk Show presented immersively in Theater, we’re going to make the stream available at the same time the 2D multicam edit drops on YouTube, probably tomorrow.
Last night was pardon my French fucking thrilling. To do a high-wire act
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It's exciting to me that if today goes right, we get to make our leaders fix the system so this never happens again. We've all seen the danger first-hand. It's not theoretical. We get to use the momentum of a movement to make it safe for all of us. So fired up.
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Objection, your Honor. I am making a MOCKERY of this courtroom. "Ooh, look at me, I'm a courtroom. I'm so big and wood-panelled. Ooooh!"
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Consumer Reports did more testing and found there's a spot you can touch on every other phone that makes it shittier than an iPhone.
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Customer service reps sure do like to go ahead and do things instead of just doing them.
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Anyone follow me who currently earns a paycheck from Facebook? I’d imagine you’re feeling kind of trapped by the nice setup and limited options, but I bet in a year, you’ll be feeling like you could have done things a little differently.
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Instead of planning a coup d’etat why don’t they plan a crudité is a thing I almost put on Twitter.
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8. On the price: it’s a computer. This device is a computer. Some people spend $3,500 on their computer. It’s not VR gaming headset, it’s a computer. Maybe you shouldn’t spend $3,500 on a computer. Maybe you should spend $3,500 on a computer.
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Downtown Victoria has a district called the Lower Johnson. There is nothing funny about this because I am a mature adult person.
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In my spare time I make bye-bye cuts, which are fan edits where I dub people in movies and TV saying bye-bye to each other before they hang up the phone.
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One thing I love about a tech conference: everyone understands if you need to go to your hotel and tend to your introvert garden for a bit.
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We used to use this thing for laughs. A whole small army of us whose prize was to delight each other. Friends met future spouses, business partners, had kids, left this earth. I don’t think I’m ready to give it up as a tool for self-expression and delight.
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Working as a model on mattress packaging requires mastering one of two looks: "About to Bone" and the slightly more subtle "Just Boned".
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I don't use the term 'genius' lightly but these Cheetos are a genius.
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Well this is the best, most cathartic thing I've seen all year.
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I’ve known some of you, some I’m seeing in my Hearts, for as much as a decade! And you guys are all fucking still here and that brings me to near tears. That’s the place I remember, and that’s the place it can still be. Goddamn.
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It’s imperative that you read this piece on authoritarianism, to understand what’s happening and why.
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