Deleting dating apps bc I keep chatting with a hottie, make plans to meet up, j/o to exorcise the horny demon out of me, and flake. I need to be a functional asexual in solitude
“Babe make sure to wear nothing under the overalls” “Okay now I’m gonna boop you with the paint roller” “Now as I’m painting come up to me and grab my waist” “Let’s eat on the floor and light a candle so it looks cute”
Accidentally cursed in front of one of my tables today. It was some older dude and when I went to check on him after his food came out I accidentally said “All that shit came out okay?” and he just did this
I think Twitter is so cool cause in the morning, it’s the American oomfs on the tl, and then the Asian and Australian oomfs wake up, and if you stay up late enough, the Europeans, Middle Easterners and Africans come out to play. Globalism is so fun