@smuckers What's the acceptable amount of spider allowed in your Strawberry Jam? I feel like a whole spider might violate QC standards

@jordan7498 @Norma36432717 @RSBNetwork @Twitter Tell me you don't understand the first amendment without telling me you don't understand the first amendment

@photo_bb @Anonymous_Jill @ORtvollO @DanPriceSeattle 👋 I've been to Venezuela. I know people from Venezuela. Socialism isn't their problem.

@cliffoliver8 @Richard83080745 @Jeffreyalvey @realLizUSA The routers? Really? You might as well subpoena the carpet while you're at it. You'd get more information out of the carpet than the router.

@Leah40310527 @Alex93170957 @SunshineShoes5 @mnewhard19 @DonaldJTrumpJr @elonmusk Only if you count his 8 years as VP

@geoffheyman @CoCoHealth But you said masks have not done one single thing on earth, then you went on to say masks work. Your lies don't even make sense from one moment to the next. Maybe let the doctors do the medical shit, since you're obviously not cut out for it

@geoffheyman @CoCoHealth So what you're saying is that masks work? Cool story bro

@geoffheyman @CoCoHealth Yes, that's why highly educated doctors have been wearing them for decades, because they don't work.

@Grubhub_Care Food arrived two hours after I ordered it. Soggy and cold. I don't want a refund, I just want a hot lunch within a reasonable time. I can't understand how you're still in business with how awful your service is. I will never again use such an awful service.

@Grubhub I ordered my lunch at 11:10 this morning. It's almost 12:50, I have no lunch, your support team says it's on the way, but who wants to eat soggy 2 hour old food? I honestly can't understand why anyone thinks this is acceptable.

RT @ProjectLincoln: The president "didn't hear" the man shout "White Power." The president "didn't see" the brief about Russia. The preside…

@KTVU The irony is incredibly thick on this one. The president of the USA threatening to punish a private company for providing factual information, on the basis that they are violating his free speech makes absolutely no sense, and is actually itself a real violation of free speech.

RT @Cmdr_Hadfield: In case you're wondering what landing on an aircraft carrier looks like. Imagine it at night in bad weather. BZ. https:/…

@SiliconRichard @Webex Thanks for the reply Richard. I saw this as well, but it doesn't make a lot of sense when you actually look at the multimedia share function in a Webex meeting. I was hoping Webex had more information that could be shared with educators working with DHoH.

Thank you TOOL for spending 84 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

@WilliamShatner You certainly seem to care. What's puzzling to me is how you somehow think having an adult hissy fit is limited to a generation, or new. Painting with such broad strokes just makes you look tone deaf.

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@friedneurons @DoorDash Ewwwwwwww

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