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@thechosenberg
"My husband is exhausted being the sole breadwinner and doesn't pay attention to my needs after working a 90hr week."
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@LeadingReport
Oh? So it was never about justice, or reparations... it was always about getting rid of Alex Jones?
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@reddit_lies
Ultimatum: "I'll divorce you if you do it."
Response: *Terminates child*
Follow through: "Divorce."
Aftermath: "Why would he do this?!"
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@reddit_lies
#29
kills me... "wants to move out of the city and start a family"
So unacceptable! We'd be unable to enjoy nice, hoppy IPA's at the barcade anymore!
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@thechosenberg
I kept waiting for the reddit moment, and it never happened. Imagine my surprise?
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@CensoredMen
Her reaction to the very question says everything you need to know. She can't even pretend another perspective exists, but instinctively hostile to it.
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@reddit_lies
To be fair, he can now afford more Funko Pops with the savings. Mom and Dad will be proud of their little redditor's savvy budgeting.
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@LookAtMyMeat1
I can close my eyes and see all twenty-six episodes from just these four pictures.
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@reddit_lies
"We're very tolerant! So tolerant that we're moving to Africa! What part of Africa is safe for White people?"
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@notcapnamerica
"I do not give you permission to film me."
Babycakes, you're in public: your permission is not required.
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@lporiginalg
"Claim: Donald Trump did a backflip on the north lawn for all to see.
Rating: Mixture.
What's True: While it is true that Donald Trump did a perfect backflip, it was actually on the south lawn.
What's false: Blind Americans and those not present did not see this feat.
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@Breaking911
Sounds like religious persecution? What makes faith-based locales better suited to house immigrants than the empty spare bedroom of a millionaire's apartment?
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@hayasaka_aryan
"Hey guys, did you know? Not just men, sex can also be had with women, too!"
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@stillgray
Every gym I've ever been to has a no film, no photography policy.
Is that policy violated all the time, yes, but it is policy, and he is in the right to demand she stop.
His approach is immature, however.
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@hayasaka_aryan
"Draw the most hateful, ugliest caricature you can imagine, and be mean spirited with it. Congratulations, you're tolerant and progressive!"
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@LibertyCappy
"You know that man who cleaned the grafitti, then was attacked by criminals? He's the bad guy."
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@PhilipDerrida
"Did you just hecking refuse my judgement? That's hecking bannable, friendo!!" - moderator of r/minneapolis
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@Rothmus
White people breathe special air unavailable to minorities. That's why they're unaffected by the same problem.
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@verymoisturized
"Now the doctor is saying he wants to take my foot, and I don't understand why!"
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@lporiginalg
"I tattooed over my ex's name with Satanic iconography, and I feel good about my life choices right now."
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@Breaking911
"The people we've conditioned to be fearful are afraid, which is why we must act."
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@reddit_lies
*record scratch*
"Yep, that's me: totally dismissing a call for help in a vein attempt to look smart."
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@reddit_lies
"I’m taking my son to a foreign country because friends and family won't like what I’m doing to him."
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@TheOmniLiberal
"I don't like being looked at" - Exhibitionist
Ignore whatever she says, she gets off to this, but only if you're attractive.
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@Breaking911
Translated from swamp language, Eyepatch McCain says "Candidate quality doesn't matter when WE pick the candidate! Only when we don't like who you choose is candidate quality a problem!"
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@reddit_lies
"They're the exact same, no different, except we have special prefixes tell them apart."
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@reddit_lies
•Pretentious attempt at high brow intellectualism
•Hamfisted rhymes that don't match the beat
•Absolutely worthless cause
•They do it for free
Certified reddit moment.
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@reddit_lies
"I would die for my kids!" -- Comforting lie
"You should die from the vaccine!" -- Unpleasant truth
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@SenFettermanPA
I see. And what accomplishments of yours should I be looking to, instead of your appearance?
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@SuspectFed
>Blanked out the user name, and her address, but not her actual name, which appears several times.
Curious.
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@TheLaurenChen
I could not be more uncaring. Literal millionaires and their fight for more money.
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@CountDankulaTV
“I’ll start bitching if they draft me!”
Yes, of course: that’s when you’ll start, and definitely not a single minute beforehand.
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@reddit_lies
"I will prove how much I understand Christianity by proving how much I don't understand Christianity."
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@Rothmus
Me @ my cis gal coworker: "Did you like Blue Oyster Cult's new album?"
Her, with a smile: "I don't really listen to Blue Oyster Cult."
The Aristocrats!
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@lporiginalg
We should really do something about tactical assault children. No one needs a child that travels 3,000ft/s, let alone backwards. That poor bullet didn't ask for this.
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@lporiginalg
"You need to adapt your language to dumb minorities, but code switching is deceptive, pandering, and racist."
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@lporiginalg
"I wanted more openness in our relationship!"
"I don't like the consequences of my demands!"
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@abqguy2
@LeadingReport
>Consequences of free speech
I’m surprised you can say that without vomiting? I hope you well to say it at least.
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@reddit_lies
>Lets just make up extreme lies about Trump which only make him more attractive.
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@lporiginalg
This has to be parody, truly. I cannot believe the perfect soyboy really exists.
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@Stone_tossers
>Walk past homeless
>"Why didn't they help the homeless?"
In their white knight fantasy, they failed their own morals.
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@DelusionPosting
"I made my fortune playing this character, but only as the Simpsons is fading into the sunset do I finally have a problem (that they don't pay me as much as they used to)."
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@lporiginalg
Banning the opposition party turned out pretty well last time, if I remember correctly...
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@reddit_lies
"Don't associate with Nazis or you become one! Let me tell you about my friend the Nazi! Here's a quote in German!!"
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@mugshawtys
Old and busted: "I can fix her."
New hotness: "There's nothing wrong to begin with."
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@washingtonpost
"It was so much the right thing to do that we're withholding the names to protect them from the repercussions of their good choices!"
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@stone_toss
"Whichever Stone Toss you perceive at this very moment is always his best; whichever you don't perceive at this moment are his worst." - Buddha
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@Breaking911
Seems like a pretty open and shut case of "Global warming made me do it" on all sides.
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@Breaking911
"We don't know what's going on!"
The Biden family motto is getting a lot of play lately.
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@CountDankulaTV
College was the biggest waste of time in my life. If I could trade my degree for a tuition refund, I'd take that deal this very second.
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