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4 years
This can’t be the same brain I was using to create tumblr custom HTML’s 🧐
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6 years
adulthood is realising no one cares abt u and the show must go on
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4 years
every day gorilla grip this gorilla grip that where’s ur gorilla grip on reality ?
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9 years
[at a fancy dinner date] guy: *pours wine into my glass* so, what do you do? me: oh, you know....the most
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7 years
frank ocean hugged me in the club last night no one is allowed to talk to me for the remainder of this decade
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8 years
me accepting compliments: that's literally incorrect but thank u sincerely
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10 years
may 2015 bless me with great selfie lighting, innovative angles and make-up looks
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10 years
remember that darren wilson has $430,000 of tax free cash funnelled through his charity fund. for killing. an innocent. goddamn. boy
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9 years
*prays that girls supporting girls is trendy forever*
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9 years
"self care is so important! i sleep for 15 hours" "i think that's depression"
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9 years
my texts being ignored makes me feel like an aging opera singer singing passionately to a dark and empty theatre she once conquered
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6 years
im pretty sure i left the womb with this on my wrist
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6 years
what would the world be like if men didn’t lack emotional intelligence. sometimes i sit and ponder
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9 years
who the fuck has ELEVEN friends in 2015? who? how do you keep in regular contact with ELEVEN people? how do you remember all those names?
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10 years
remember, me thirsting over a dude doesn't mean im not mentally aware that his sole duty on this earth is to cause my disappointment
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7 years
me: white woman with mildly wavy hair: my curly mane is untameable....I don’t know what to do! maintaining an afro is taking up all of my energy
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10 years
winter beauty tip: wear dark lipstick and show barely any facial expression in public to give the impression that yr as cold as the weather
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malaya
8 years
this current trend of everyone leaving me alone is actually extremely beautiful and highly appreciated
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10 years
"nothing cute about a girl who doesn't...." who. is. out. here. living. and. breathing. for. your. approval. tho?
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6 years
beyoncé is the friend who brings her ugly ass quiet bf on girls nights out smh
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9 years
but why does it have to take "what if it was your girlfriend, sister or mother?" rhetoric though
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9 years
Guys watched their girlfriends get catcalled, so now we know how harassment makes men feel. http://t.co/Ff79CrKnbE http://t.co/TRQHLAZGCO
Tweet media one
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10 years
maintaining yr sexiness in winter conditions is difficult. there are women out here risking their health to look good as hell. inspiring
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malaya
7 years
me to serotonin: wya? pull up 👀
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10 years
*grows up* *matures mentally* *dresses purely to impress & wow myself* *lives by my own standards* *aspires to be the best* *for myself*
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7 years
disassociating is just ghosting but for intellectuals
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7 years
[abrubtly closes diary, stares into empty room which i have convinced myself is filled with an audience] and that's my thoughts on that .
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3 years
Think of the prettiest and funniest girl u know. She has eczema doesn’t she?
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10 years
rape prevention undies, nail polish, campaigns suggesting we dress modestly...why not..educate yr sons & brothers on boundaries & respect...
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8 years
rob kardashian memeing through the heartbreak is inspiring. the only healthy coping mechanism
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8 years
"Who Is She?" a tale of self discovery in the modern age
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9 years
i mean, the fact that you have to remind some men that women's issues affect women that they love for them to give a fuck says a lot
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7 years
whose hands are those
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7 years
🗣 why u watch my story when u know u don't like me 🗣
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10 years
isolating an entire race of people from mainstream media & then being offended that they have their own television network #whiteculture
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10 years
oh. my. god becky look at her endearing smile and sparkling sense of self
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4 years
I luv it when white women say “oh that’s rich coming from u” I be like GET EM
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9 years
im just a regular girl. i extract the souls of those who have wronged me & store them in alphabetically ordered jars just like everyone else
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9 years
me: how many more years until i get my shit together? god: another one me: just one more? god: another one me: so...2? god: another one
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8 years
i refuse to let my forehead limit me in life
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10 years
*is on first date* *plays with fork awkwardly* so, who do you think killed jfk?
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7 years
who wanna come ikea no reason in particular im just sad and want to enjoy reasonably priced swedish furniture in a safe space
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10 years
petition for creep dudes to be put on 11pm curfew so i can go out at 1am for a jog & maybe eat some fruit on a street corner w/o harassment
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8 years
kanye: *sneezes* you lot: him blowing his nose with the hankerchief is a metaphor for the suffocation he suffers at the hands of fame
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6 years
anyone who met me 3 hair colours ago is not allowed to say they know me !
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3 years
To fuck around is human but to find out is divine...
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10 years
it's so sad when girls w natural hair and/or wear no make-up have a superiority complex & look down on other girls. get some help
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9 years
it is the year 2045: the teens are unaware of the tale of romeo and juliet. when referring to true love, they speak of meek and nicki
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8 years
if a white guy ever tells you he's an asshole, believe him
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10 years
*swirls finger around wine glass* so...are you into obeying societal norms of standard masculinity or are you just doing you right now?
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10 years
remember kids, it's not too late to change your life forever. dare to be different. make the change. purchase a turtleneck today
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8 years
how do i prove to people im not a messy bitch when all my camera roll is screenshots
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10 years
boy: i wanna be wit u me: but do you wanna be wit all this hair? you ready for that? this hair in yr food? in yr face? all over yr bed? yea?
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10 years
“You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in.” — Eliezer Yudkowsky
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10 years
oh, you love me? name 3 high priority items from my amazon wishlist
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