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@aburducky
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2 years
Took my white roommate to an indian buffet
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@aburducky
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2 years
failed an interview so hard the interviewer gave me life advice
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@aburducky
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2 years
just said “san fran” and some lower haight tech bro took me to the saleforce tower wework and broke my knee caps
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@aburducky
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1 year
guys i think she goes to carnegie mellon
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@aburducky
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> be a south bay brown boy > go to elite public high school in mega academic bubble > go to elite college > 200k tech job > drive a bmw > fin
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@aburducky
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1 year
Ain’t no way i just get rejected in 3 minutes
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@aburducky
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2 years
@dcxht i tried bro
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@aburducky
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3 years
how do i tell a girl im not interested but i still would like to keep seeing her dog
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@aburducky
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2 years
jesse never fails to make me feel better
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@aburducky
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2 years
#1 public university
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@aburducky
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9 months
waterloo and ubc carry these companies like no other lmao
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@4n4lisis SpaceX and Tesla have noticed a meaningful degradation in the capability of US college graduates over the past several years
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@aburducky
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2 years
my roommate is @pmarca
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@aburducky
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3 years
extracurriculars are so tough at berkeley. just got rejected by the communism club
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@aburducky
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2 years
@Iftishamulnihal miss the times we got bombay frankies
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@aburducky
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3 years
JUST GOT MY DREAM JOB LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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@aburducky
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8 years
tracy
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@aburducky
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3 years
adele is the new product manager at spotify
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@aburducky
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3 years
she hated me so much i got blocked on linkedin
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@aburducky
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3 years
the islamification of the USA (2020-xxxx) > interest rates at 0% (prescribed by Qur'an) > mandates to cover face (possibly for modesty) > rise of impossible meats (possibly to deter haraam meat consumption) > conservatism on the rise
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@aburducky
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3 years
gonna happy lunar new years my way back into her life
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@aburducky
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2 years
@rebeccaxlau extremely cold take
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@aburducky
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5 years
siri play “graduation day by kanye west “
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@aburducky
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3 years
why is my lil cousin like this
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@aburducky
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13 days
anyways me td
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@aburducky
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3 years
if you see techbros circling the salesforce tower 7 times, don’t disturb them. they are just completing hajj
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@aburducky
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2 years
TC: 400k YOE: 5 CASTE: Brahmin
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@aburducky
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3 years
men will discuss geopolitics and war strategy at length and have beds that look like this
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@aburducky
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2 years
been at SFO a lot recently and it actually is the best airport in the country
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2 years
uber driver who hucks his tesla in auto pilot so he can get in the backseat and make proper conversation with you
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2 years
olivia rodrigo performing in my city tn seems like a good time to get on hinge
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@aburducky
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3 years
Allah gonna have to understand
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@aburducky
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3 years
all these bf day posts got me sick as hell
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@aburducky
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3 years
wish there was an aritzia for dudes
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3 years
take down canvas for the day while we at it
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3 years
shooting your shot (2014-2017): “can you do my streaks for me while im on vacation?”
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@aburducky
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3 years
my friend picked me up at the airport like this
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@aburducky
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5 years
girls be having these typa notes and still fail the class
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5 years
can y’all believe i used to make my notes like this—
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@aburducky
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1 year
god forbid bros get chipotle
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1 year
I'm sorry but wow midtown is such a dystopian bummer
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@aburducky
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3 years
how do i mute tweets from a location. dont wanna hear from u if ur in denver rn
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@aburducky
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2 years
another cousin goin to harvard yall pray for me
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@aburducky
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2 years
wtf is a try guy. u guys should try and touch some grass
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@aburducky
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3 years
oh god no my cousin from bangladesh got into princeton... never gonna hear the end of this
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@aburducky
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2 years
if my ex ever posted up with a dude with allbirds, i know i won
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@aburducky
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3 years
need to secure this databricks offer so i can post im brick’d up on linkedin
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@aburducky
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2 years
new bedroom setup. what yall think
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@aburducky
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2 years
When my kids act up imma send em to Denver International Airport
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2 years
the gf soft launch be scary cuz what will the hoes think
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2 years
@jaiyagill oh dw he did
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@aburducky
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2 years
Do NOT check ur portfolio today. just go outside and enjoy your day
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@aburducky
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2 years
worst thing i did for myself was become a beer guy with a name like mine
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@aburducky
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2 years
mfrs gettin covid this late in the pandemic doing it for the attention
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@aburducky
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1 year
Fire them then wtf ???
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@aburducky
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3 years
eth denver is prolly like going to mormon church. a lot of hormones but no action
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@aburducky
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7 years
pre malone
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Post Malone in high school
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@aburducky
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id give backshots to all 18 people who endorsed me for being handsome
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Morning Brew ☕️
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delete the dating apps, the love of your life is busy endorsing you for Microsoft Office
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@aburducky
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2 years
my biggest flex at the moment is the fact i have in-unit washer/dryer for my place in nyc
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@aburducky
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11 months
one time i chugged my homegirls drink to be like “ur safe now” and ended up gettin roofied
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@aburducky
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4 years
this has to be the brownest shit my parents have ever done... tandoori turkey 🙃
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1 year
i be so close to killin myself then bam pain au chocolat timeeee
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@aburducky
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2 years
these bitches ask me “whats ur sign?” Dollar
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@aburducky
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3 years
my 2021 wrapped: 1. departed a 3+ year relationship 2. spent a fuck ton of time with my fam friends 3. beat covid allegations 5 times 4. met a ton of great new people 5. moved to dt vancouver 6. interned in consulting 👎 7. secured an offer in fin 👍
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@aburducky
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2 years
told her bout my ex now she said she cant trust me around ugly girls damn
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2 years
imma say it again if i win its cuz im a first gen immigrant if i lose its cuz im a first gen immigrant
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@aburducky
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3 years
this the most fremont shit i have ever seen
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@aburducky
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11 months
i love sf but the toronto tech crowd is wayyyyy less cringe and more well adjusted
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@aburducky
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3 years
when we all thought he was crazy he was the most sane of us all
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“STOP ASKING ME TO DO NFT’s I’M NOT FINNA CO-SIGN … FOR NOW I’M NOT ON THAT WAVE I MAKE MUSIC AND PRODUCTS IN THE REAL WORLD” - YE
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@aburducky
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1 year
the university starbucks baristas be laggin crazy. like sure u might be a doctor, engineer, lawyer some day but rn ur the barista. show some hustle
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@aburducky
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2 years
they should like have company specific weworks
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@aburducky
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3 years
am guilty of watching euphoria only cuz the hottest girls i know watch it
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@PorygonEnjoyer nah this only applies to kids of naturalized H1Bs
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@aburducky
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1 year
india caught a stray in the onboarding training 😭
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@aburducky
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3 years
lilly singh radicalized me against brown people
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@aburducky
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2 years
hell yea im a minority (hasn't worked for amazon yet)
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@aburducky
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7 years
happy easter to everyone except the person who made peeps
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3 years
i think putin is doing this for attention
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2 years
mindy kaling the worst thing to happen to brown people since the east india company
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@aburducky
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when i was a kid someone told me that taking medicine doesn’t break your fast for ramadan so I ate a whole jar of vitamin gummies in arbitrage
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@aburducky
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2 years
might have to fuck around and drop these on linkedin too
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@aburducky
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1 year
sorry for the lack of tweets this summer, i found peace
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2 years
easter with grizz
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@aburducky
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3 years
roblox will either bankrupt me or ill be able to buy @nikitabier ’s private jet
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2 years
been sparring at the gym this week cuz im flying United on thursday
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2 years
you bolt awake. you are in canada. it is just monday
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@aburducky
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7 years
what juneau bout this?
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@aburducky
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3 years
guy from my hs just angel invested, VC is over
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@aburducky
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2 years
Bringing this back for today
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4 years
this has to be the brownest shit my parents have ever done... tandoori turkey 🙃
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11 months
i once went to a wedding between a bengali and palestinian and in their vows they said their shared trauma of genocided lineage brought them tgtr. they got divorced in like 7 months lol
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@aburducky
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3 years
fuck i forgot i was a male aged 18-26
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@aburducky
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3 years
touched grass 4 once
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@aburducky
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1 year
u ever look at one of ur boys reading a book and be like damn i aint know this mfr could read
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@aburducky
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2 years
its only “fuck ____ company” til they hire me
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2 years
this chick posted some dude on her ig and i deadass fell to my knees and punched the wall
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@aburducky
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7 years
that time in fresh prince when Will’s dad left him again
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@aburducky
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2 years
crazy how gawd is dawg backwards
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@aburducky
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1 year
waterloo yall got 24 hours to respond
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@aburducky
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3 years
i can never forget 9/11 because it is the reason i am always secondary screened at airports
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@aburducky
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5 years
this man tauri a fiend for some maple syrup
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@aburducky
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2 years
gonna break into big tech!!!
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