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im a moron for shaming someone for body shaming a woman??
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praying on the downfall of this lost brother and all his associates
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i can't believe this nigga either bruh like isn't he supposed to be a billionaire???
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Took some pictures yesterday, forgot to post them here before so here they are now :)
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bc im in love w myself
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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praying to god i never have to put this uniform on again
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God knew I would have been too powerful if he made me tall
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can't trust a mf named simplex
The International Monetary Fund (IMF) Executive Board in Washington, USA has approved Malawi's four-year Extended Credit Facility programme, worth $174 million, Minister of Finance and Economic Affairs Simplex Chithyola Banda has confirmed.
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if ANYONE was gonna normalise touring africa it should've been her
‘TYLA’ tour 🐅🤍
Album drops top of the year and I’m coming to your city!
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guys i promise you after you leave your highschool you won't care about anyone but that close group of 5 people
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we need a revolution bro wtf is this
#BreakingNews
: The Reserve Bank of Malawi has announced a 25 percent devaluation of the Malawi Kwacha effective Friday.
Reported by Taonga Sabola
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normalize slapping tf out of niggas that bad mouth your girl
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still can't get over how Midnight Gospel went from "yeah this show is cool and groovy" to "yeah, listen to this guy talk to his Mom, who has stage 4 cancer, about how death is inevitable and we should just accept it"
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when im in a mansplaining competition and my competition is my dad
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i stg i can't escape this side of twitter
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they freeing him fs bro 80% of the jury black
The Young Thug & YSL RICO case officially has a Jury!
Jury demographics:
9 Women , 3 Men
7 black women, 2 white women,
2 black men, 1 white man
6 alternate jurors:
3 black women, 2 white men, 1 black man
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i pray to god that one day i'm attracted to mentally stable women
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one like and i'll recreate this w her and post it on the tl
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everyday i see a post from this page that reminds me why i need to get rich
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i giggle a lil bit every time she likes one of my tweets
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this is exactly what i expected a dude running a chelsea fan account to look like ngl
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Ed Sheeran being the first name on the "African Heat" playlist is literally colonization all over again
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When Dave makes a 5+ minutes long song just shut up and listen dawg
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i hope this nigga get lynched
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do you guys also change the way you text depending on who you're texting??? like capital letters and all dat shit
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this is definitely up there in the most misogynistic tweets i ever seen
When white men too ugly to get a white woman they become a woman of colour connoisseur.
Fact she's fat and black means he likely needs a place to stay.
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lmao i just walked passed a reflective window and thought i saw an attractive guy around my age on the other side but realised THAT'S ME💀💀💀
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@Rikie_
@natscarIet
@DaikameSSB
@000Homelander
@AFCJohn10
@CriminalTiktoks
Please go step on some grass
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a girl just asked me if I've ever had a pb and j sandwich because I told her I live in Malawi😳
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how do you tolerate this for more than a day bro
pov: ur crying cause this is how ur bf treats u
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we need to start beheading mfs like it's sixteenth century france again
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the way niggas become economist when it comes to budgeting for booze????
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i really believed w all my heart that WWE was real when i was a kid
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reading the quotes on this tweet and currently going to the school is so crazy
That's when u understand the different between a highschool and a secondary school.
I can never imagine this happening in our secondary school.
A braii? At school? Bruh.
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nobody talks enough about the desire to be both off-putting and charismatic simultaneously
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i'm already exhausted from these constant exams, and now they want us to stay here for 9 weeks????
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maybe im just wasted but like i am literally the nigga for her🤨🤨
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this club will be the reason i stop watching football again
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me and cancer
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niggas will smoke weed just to sit in the corner paranoid asf at a party
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i love seeing my mutuals also going through it bc i feel less alone
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just woke up at 5:30am so school must be whooping my ass again
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ayo my two best friends are BOTH not coming back to my school this year, i need a hug
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if you have auto-rotate on then you must be clinically insane
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damn i be depressed in my dreams now too??? wtf is going on???
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time to rot in the remnants of her presence before it's all blown away by a breeze
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i hope she's winning the battles she doesn't tell me about🤞🏽
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she probably should've been fired for showing that shit to a bunch of 8yr olds but she was real asf for it
just remembered my year 3 teacher showed our entire class the take me to church hozier music video and DAMN😭 she put us on fr
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I'd literally sell my soul to see some of my favourite artist live
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this is the realest tweet you'll ever read
Niggas be telling me to journal to heal like nooo what I need is to serve cunt
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stealing at a house party is probably the lamest shit you could do
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spent so long looking for a youtube video my food got cold :(
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if i leave a girl and she ain't acting a fool like this then she never loved me fr
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Twitter will tell you your tweet was seen by hella people and it has like 1 like😕😕 just tell me it was a bad opinion
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white men need to be studied
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if this was a dude people would just laugh and call him saul goodman
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this might possibly be the worst football take i've ever seen
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first 5 minutes of the world cup and we're already seeing fraud
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i either need to light a candle or i need to obtain a firearm
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unless you're my girl don't contact me next month
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need an earthy girl that wears glasses too big for her face to come and break my heart fr
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a nigga really just called me gay for listening to Daniel Caesar like wtf do you just not actually enjoy music???
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ever had a cigarette and coffee for breakfast??? no???? then you might be a lil lame
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btw this is equivalent to saying europeans aren't white
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it's important to realise some friendships should be a bigger priority than your relationship
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shoutout to my nail tech btw she's amazing
i be wondering why people look at me funny on the street till i remember im walking around w painted nails and long hair in a third world country
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i wanna watch bojack horseman so bad but im afraid it'll only deepen my depression and drive me further into this crisis im having💯
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