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all i know is i kept it trill • writing and editing @edmidentity • earplug girl • 18+ 🔗👇🏼

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this is literally me don’t let this flop
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no one: people who work in restaurants: “heard”
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l!nk in b!o or whatever 🌶
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these r actually crack
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I rly don’t understand why we can’t have Harry Potter on Netflix the world is in a damn crisis it’s the least they could do
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no prime deals on whippits i see
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@absdead
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it should be fucking illegal for maps to lead you to a Starbucks that is inside of a fucking grocery store there is no way to describe the rage I feel when this happens to me on road trips
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@absdead
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@keyznsleevez @cosmicfaiiry having high standards for yourself isn’t the weirdest part here, it’s criticizing him and thinking he deserves a “borderline nutty” response for him having not traveled where you want..
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@absdead
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@cosmicfaiiry @keyznsleevez yeahh idk this is giving privilege girl. i’ve been lucky to travel outside of the country one time in my life. and it sounds like he’s open to many styles of music, it’s weird how persistently people attack country when there’s good and bad of it like with any genre
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@absdead
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@keyznsleevez you’re disappointed he’s been to less countries than you?
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@absdead
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@ everyone trying to drink away this quarantine, just remember how bad alcohol is for your immune system ! and we want our immune systems healthy during this time so go smoke some weed instead
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@absdead
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catch me taking adderall at festivals so I can hang past 10 pm
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@absdead
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ZEDS DEAD IS IN THE STUDIO W GANJA WHITE NIGHT!!! YES PLS BLESS US WITH ANOTHER MASTERPIECE
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@absdead
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Why does no one ever talk about the fact that excision and his girlfriend and seven lions and his girlfriend are both Jeff and Emma 🤔 I think about this a lot
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@absdead
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✨sparkle titties✨
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people rly be reaching with the term wook .......
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Headbangers 🤝 Wooks
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@absdead
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enemy of festival season 2020- COVID enemy of festival season 2021- water
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the fact that at least 8 different influencers referred to themselves as a “wook princess” in their okee posts makes me wanna smash my face into a door again
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@absdead
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yo is literally anyone ok
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I can’t wait to hear a whole crowd yell IM A GUNSLINGA TAKE U OUT W ONE FINGA again 😣
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@absdead
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yeah if you ppl stop thinking about edm for just like 4 seconds the bonnaroo lineup is fucking awesome
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fellas ‼️ don’t even THINK about messaging a girl on a dating app unless you’ve been to at LEAST a dozen countries, and ONLY ones that she considers culturally valuable
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RIP to everyone with Verizon at Okee.. zero service only vibes lmaoo
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All I have to say after that set is... zeds fucking dead baby
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Just LOOK at this sunset I can’t wait to be back 💓💓🌲
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thinking about when someone will try to have a full on convo with you during a set you’re trying to watch
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liquid IV saved my life this weekend. they are expensive but they work, if you are going to be camping at a hot festival these are a need
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“for festivals I like to have all of the snacks I was never packed in my lunch as a child” this is so freaking true
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we’re so down horrendous that we r turning back 5 miles for a half smoked joint we left in the bushes at our air bnb 💀
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@absdead
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on this day one year ago: liquid stranger into 12th planet into ganja white night
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I need to learn to stop bringing eggs to festivals I have literally never once cooked the fucking eggs
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@absdead
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babe wake up they’re cancelling bl*nts and bl*ndes
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wanna play river mermaids and smoke?? 🍃✨🛶
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“I saw u at deadrocks why didn’t u say hi!?”
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HOOKS OMFG HOOKS SAYING YO THIS IS ZEDS DEAD AND UR LISTENING TO NTWICRV5 BY THE ONE N ONLY SUB MUTHAFUCKIN TRONICS I AM CRYINGGGGGGG
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stop. with. the. fucking. MUSHROOM MERCH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
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i’m begging y’all to learn how only f*ns works 🤡
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a co worker was acting all grossed out that we camp and get dirty at festivals so I told her she’s soft and she tried to be like I’m not SOFT I’m just a clean freak! like… no baby just admit ur too soft to make it out there! and that is totally ok ;) lmaoo
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the most tempting thing about moving to Colorado isn’t even the music scene it’s the no fucking HUMIDITY my hair has stayed curled for SIX DAYS the south could fucking NEVER
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hookup culture is a wild concept to me like, if it floats ur boat honestly do u but I’m just very selective about how I share my energy. and how other peoples’ energy makes me feel bc why are men 30 and still act like a teenager tryna smash in ur parents basement lmao I’m sick
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@baileeraee_ Because self respect is selling drugs but selling nudes isn’t ok
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lemme see you in BLACK 🖤
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if u think declawing a cat is necessary to protect your children and nice furniture maybe u shouldn’t get a cat !
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Me: I want a moon mat Also me: fuck carrying around a moon mat
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3 2 1 girlz wanna have fun 🧚‍♀️
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i guess you can already assume the vibes when you pull up and don’t get greeted by your neighbors, but, our neighbors camp all weekend 😀 which yes, looked just like this from day 1 i pulled up next to a bunch muddy socks in the grass. please don’t be these people:)
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sorry, mommy?!?!
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one of many reasons why this scene is toxic as fuck.. literally no one has each others best interests in mind it’s always “send it anyways” “money comes back” “you’ll be happy once you’re there” some of y’all truly live in delulu that going broke for festivals is all that matters
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People got mad at a girl because she said she was cutting back on festivals to focus on a better life for herself? If stuff like that feels like a personal attack on you then perhaps you do need to reevaluate your life lol
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My apartment complex is doing a contest for best Halloween decorated door, the prize is a months FREE RENT !?! me and my roommate are winning this shit MANIFEST IT WITH US 🤞🏼🤞🏼💀
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hey @Bonnaroo d*plo is an abuser
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when someone asks if I wanna slap the bag
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I haven’t posted an Instagram that wasn’t show/event related since March 6, 2021 so it’s been a whole YEAR since my older sister has liked a single one of my posts 🤡 pretty fucking wild I’ve been doing this for 5 years and my family still refuses to accept it
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butterfly sugar baby 💓
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imagine saying this about the rockiest, hilly-est, not to mention ugliest, least aesthetically pleasing venue i’ve ever laid eyes on, and oh can’t forget the mile plus walk to and from camp across said rocky hilly terrain. u ain’t one with nature by camping in a field in ohio 💀
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Imagine staying at a hotel for Lost Lands 🤡
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ngl it’s alarming how little some people eat at festivals and they excuse it because of drugs. like your body SHOULD be starving for food when a substance wears off, if it’s not that’s dangerous luv
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bonk laser
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Don’t fall for it y’all just cause of flume! lolla crowd fuckin sucks save your $400
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an OF sub is gonna pay to watch me eat food this is the best ever
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how’s the view? 🌴
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pyramid pondering
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creek shenans saga continues
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bag 😳 alert major bag 💰💰 alert
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I wanna make cinnamon rolls but I live alone and the thought of making them with no one to share them is depressing as fuck lol
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honestly I want to be friends with whoever took the time to file a lawsuit against Taco Bell for falsely advertising the amount of meat in a crunchwrap supreme
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timeline cleanse: juju in a trader joes bag
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yes my inability to do simple tasks is ruining my life and I could rly use medication but we will continue to raw dog it am I right
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I don’t hang with jealous bitches that’s a weak disease 💸💍🤑
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check on the pretty girls in your life.. they are really cold right now ☹️
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already miss tipper and all (my) friends
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summer said this isn’t goodbye just see u later 🌞
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getting home from a trip and absolutely abusing ur vibrator for the next few days >>>
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hashtag new profile pic
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sl*nder has BEEN trash but it’s ok that ppl are just now realizing that lmaoo
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“camp edc is the most crackhead place ever at 8 am” y’all definitely have not experienced sound haven at 8am tho I’m js 😩
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@jamflowoman Lmaoo out in public like “I’m right behind u, corner” 😂😂🙄
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i think dating a VJ would be a move they got the brains and the bookings but minus the DJ ego.. they’d prolly make u creative thoughtful gifts plus imagine being a passenger princess in tha VJ booth 😮‍💨💅🏻 sounds hot
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as I was saying.. fucking MICKMAN
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bruh this girl from my hs got married with twelve bridesmaids … how do u have that many close friends I would invite twelve people to the whole wedding lmfao
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imagine risking covid for.. a blunts n blondes set 😂😂😂😭😭
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I can’t wait for morning blunts at the campsite 😭😭
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SoundCloud ads kill my vibe but not enough to make me pay for premium
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HUGE W from insomniac for implementing end overdose at their upcoming events this is fucking massive and long overdue
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me: “i really want to get mom a cat for christmas” my rich sister: “omg yes she needs this $1400 purebred kitten” me: “i can’t contribute to that, we should rescue” my sister gets the cat and now it’s this amazing gift from her and not me... would u feel hurt in my position?
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i love nitrous as much as the next person but it’s fucking taking over festivals, more than i’ve ever seen before with the increasing availability of those mini tanks. please if you partake, take home and throw away those empty tanks. they are creating festival trash nightmares
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the magic of okee.. running into our neighbors from the untz festival in california .. at okeechobee in florida ?!?! I swear moments like this are why I will do this shit forever
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temporary serotonin: 3/$20
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I’m sorry I saw this trend made with a brostep beat and had to intervene with my version
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put your toes down in the water, and a smile across your face 🦎
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his forest set was going to be pure magic
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honestly if ur ever looking for me at a fest just check the ground
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