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Community, Malcolm in the Middle, B99, Last Man on Earth, Bless the Harts, Krapopolis on Fox.

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@abobrow
Andy Bobrow
3 years
@seanspicer @NFL @pepsi Black culture is American culture make your peace with it please.
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2 years
Oh, Britta’s in this?
@DEADLINE
Deadline
2 years
‘Community’ Film Is Finally Real As Peacock Orders Closing Feature With Original Stars
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4 years
Sorry Pierce.
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4 years
I think if there is a Community movie, it should be presented as a sequel and it should keep referencing an earlier Community movie that we didn’t see.
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2 years
The bad news is the whole movie will be about Changnesia and the Hunger Deans. #sixseasonsandamovie #community
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@abobrow
Andy Bobrow
4 years
All 22 of the women I surprised this way said no.
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
4 years
Timeline cleanser: Wait for it...
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1 year
@markgurman Because they saw this:
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5 years
@unrooolie Honestly anything because it tickles.
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5 years
OMG Britta was 100% correct.
@darkestimeline
out of context community
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@abobrow
Andy Bobrow
8 years
@MattWalshBlog Oh man you found the loophole. Now you get to have rough sex with literally any woman who went to that movie.
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4 years
Hopefully they can sort this out and get the episode back up in some form. It's such an amazing episode and Chang is dressed as an elf.
@TheWrap
TheWrap
4 years
Exclusive: The "Community" Season 2 episode "Advanced Dungeons & Dragons" has been removed from Netflix due to its blackface scenes #Community
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@abobrow
Andy Bobrow
10 years
I can only interpret this as a massive failure on the part of our horrible ungrateful fans.
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6 years
When Brooklyn Nine-Nine tackles serious issues, those are my favorite episodes. This Sunday is one of the most powerful things we've ever done. #B99 #Brooklyn99
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Andy Bobrow
6 years
@THR In honor of Richard, a page of Shut Up Leonard jokes.
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5 years
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@abobrow
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2 years
damn why didn't we ask for 2 movies? #sixseasonsandamovie #Community
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@abobrow
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7 years
I’m sorry but that’s a horrible name to saddle a child with.
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3 years
There's two remaining Beatles and two remaining Monkees. Now or never guys.
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@abobrow
Andy Bobrow
6 years
I got an extortion email from a guy who said he stole my password, installed a keylogger, commandeered my webcam and recorded me masturbating. He’s going to send it to my whole address book if I don’t pay. My response:
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Andy Bobrow
6 years
There's a stupid nonsense bit I always wanted to do on Last Man. I have to share. There are good reasons this didn't make it into the show, but hey here we are.
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Andy Bobrow
5 years
#Communitymemories I was back home in Michigan when my agent called and said the people at #Community had read a script of mine and wanted to meet me. (I was home for a family thing. He said "why the hell are you not in LA during staffing season??") At the time, I had an offer
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Andy Bobrow
10 years
A version of "Baby It's Cold Outside" where the woman just keeps saying "Am I being detained?"
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Andy Bobrow
4 years
Me from my #LastManonEarth days, negotiating with Fox to let us say "high five that dong," and "give that dong the finger." This is one of my greatest accomplishments.
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@abobrow
Andy Bobrow
6 years
@realDonaldTrump Whoever hired that guy should be fired.
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4 years
I'm getting old but I'm not "I like orange and chocolate together" old.
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6 years
@KayaJones I walked into a men's room at a movie theater once. There were two little girls there, waiting at the sink. Their dad had to pee and he didn't want to leave them alone. Everyone was cool with it. No one got weird. The girls complained about the smell. I felt sorry for them.
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@abobrow
Andy Bobrow
3 years
Shit you guys I accidentally gave Don’t Look Up a thumbs down and was immediately enrolled in the Republican Party. Been on hold with Netflix support for hours trying to clear this up.
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@abobrow
Andy Bobrow
6 years
Can anyone connected with the show Major Dad defend this insane refrigerator placement?
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5 years
@RepAbraham @realDonaldTrump Pinning this tweet for when there's a Democrat in the White House and you criticize the country.
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Andy Bobrow
6 years
@KayaJones I'll tell you this much. EVERY man went up and washed his hands after peeing. No one wanted to set a bad example for those little girls.
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Andy Bobrow
9 months
Script is done? I'm sorry the script isn't done until six writers are crying in a bathroom and an assistant is typing "Community Movie triple blue draft Saturday 4am" on a title page.
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🎃
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Donald Glover confirms the #Community movie script is done "I'm all in" (via @etnow )
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8 years
Millions of illegal votes. In light of this astonishing revelation, I see no choice but to support a full investigation of the election.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
8 years
In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally
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Andy Bobrow
6 years
(The other thing I kind of wanted to do but it just would have been an unnecessary distraction: I kind of wanted to establish that the virus that killed off the entire human population was spread by discount Trump Brand flu vaccine from China.)
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7 years
@JoeMande Theory: he does this to swell his hand. Imagine how small it would be otherwise.
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Andy Bobrow
8 years
"I have a wife and daughter" is the new "I have a black friend."
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Andy Bobrow
2 years
Six seasons and a movie and another Communicon?
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Andy Bobrow
8 months
Long thread. I'm chasing likes from #screenwriting twitter with this. My God have mercy on my soul for being so blatantly self-promoting with this, but..
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Andy Bobrow
4 years
In true #Community fashion, this table read will be postponed at the last minute while the writers rethink the script.
@Variety
Variety
4 years
‘Community’ Cast — Including Donald Glover — to Reunite for Virtual Table Read (EXCLUSIVE)
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6 years
Cool business idea
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4 years
My favorite feature of new cars is not knowing how shutting off the car relates to shutting off the radio.
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Andy Bobrow
10 years
Just sold this show to NBC. #blessed http://t.co/2SHlYDfhC1
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Andy Bobrow
6 years
I have a knack for finding myself on these blessed shows with amazing fans who support us like family.
@EW
Entertainment Weekly
6 years
Fans are losing it after Fox cancels #Brooklyn99 :
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Andy Bobrow
3 years
The Haarlem PongTrotters
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
3 years
Ping pong match. Netherlands — 1979…
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4 years
@david_james_fox I hope you realize that when you say “I’ll wait” you legally have to wait by your computer until everyone is done responding. Next time read the Terms and Conditions.
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Andy Bobrow
7 years
Just a page of "Shut up, Leonard" joke alts from my #Community days. None of them are clunkers. What a great writers room that was.
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Andy Bobrow
4 years
I hate to say it, but I think the only way out of this is massive think pieces.
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Andy Bobrow
5 years
#Communitymemories #community This plotline in the Pillows and Blankets episode was seriously considered for at least one full day. Possibly two.
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5 years
#Communitymemories #Community Taken in July, 2012. We actually plotted out season 3 in the summer. Abandoned some of our plans immediately.
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6 years
@realDonaldTrump Consumers pay tariffs.
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6 years
And Tandy would say, "Care Bear, it's not for you or I to know. All we know is that city down there? That's Giraffe Town now."
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@abobrow
Andy Bobrow
8 years
If anyone needs a picture of 2016, here.
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Andy Bobrow
2 years
Just throwing this out there. Since @SonyPictures will be rebuilding #Greendale CC for the #Community movie, they should keep the sets up for a bit and have a pop-up immersive Community experience that fans can visit. Or a Pop-Pop if I may.
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Andy Bobrow
6 years
#LMOE fans, you may keep it in your head cannon, as it is in mine.
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Andy Bobrow
11 years
We finally found Chevy's replacement! @grumpycat http://t.co/HoX9lALJBL
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5 years
@SupaGirlZombie Great, now there are parts of a cupcake I can't find either.
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Andy Bobrow
4 years
I brought a knife to a gunfight but it ended up being very useful because they had bagels.
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6 years
@realDonaldTrump Explain why we don’t need a wall on our northern border.
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4 years
@matthewstoller I would love to see the language of that Senate bill. Or would it just say "We hereby impose Communism?"
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Andy Bobrow
8 years
Like many people, I too will be taking a break from Twitter. Mine will last about 5 minutes while I go fuck with people on Facebook.
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Andy Bobrow
6 years
@realDonaldTrump They are making the trek legally. They are coming directly to the entrance and requesting asylum, which they are legally allowed to do whether there’s a wall or not. We don’t have to grant asylum, and we usually don’t. They are not trying to sneak in. A wall won’t change this.
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Andy Bobrow
6 years
@anildash My grandfather was sick as an infant. The country doctor took a look and said “I can’t do anything. Better change the child’s name.” Russian Jews believed you can fool the Angel of Death that way. It worked. We knew him as Hershel, but his given name was Akiva.
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Andy Bobrow
8 years
@emilynussbaum Yeah I mean they can have whatev kinda marriage they want, but I know damn well what Fox would be shouting if they were Dems.
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Andy Bobrow
7 years
If I got into politics, I would just never make this face. They can't fire you if they don't have a pic like this.
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Andy Bobrow
8 years
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
@ChrisMegerian
Chris Megerian
8 years
That was then, this is now
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Andy Bobrow
10 years
The people who made me feel cool. http://t.co/iG8l9qz4Ij
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Andy Bobrow
5 years
Never allow anyone to make a documentary about you.
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Andy Bobrow
8 years
When you hate Obama more than you hate actual cancer.
@thehill
The Hill
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House to repeal Obama coal rule that prohibits pollution of water sources near mines:
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6 years
"Is everyone thinking about those giraffes?" And they'd nod and go on about their business. Throughout the rest of the season, Carol would randomly say, "I'm sorry, I'm still thinking about the giraffes. Like why San Diego? And do you think they'll come north?"
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3 years
Oh thank God I was worried the vacation rental wouldn’t have these.
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8 years
@Fahrenthold It's a trap. He'll just donate to his foundation and buy another portrait.
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6 years
Just meandering from building to building, looking in high windows, pulling out food, eating treetops. Tandy looks at the group and says "We cannot live in San Diego. For San Diego belongs to the mighty giraffe now." Hours later, on the road, Carol would say,
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Andy Bobrow
5 years
Happy #Community anniversary! 10 years old today!
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Andy Bobrow
6 years
In Season 3, when they're driving away from Malibu, looking for a place to live. They decide to go to San Diego. They get there and look out over the city and see, inexplicably, it's full of giraffes. Just like hundreds, maybe thousands.
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Andy Bobrow
6 years
@WhiteHouse Please start reporting the citizenship status of every murderer.
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6 years
@RudyGiuliani Weren’t you saying we should stop the investigation weeks ago? Good thing we didn’t. Maybe let’s just keep it going and see what else there is to see. No harm, right?
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Andy Bobrow
7 years
In that Aziz story, I mostly related to the guy who took her to the party where she met Aziz.
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Andy Bobrow
5 years
@UberFacts I don't know what's bad about this. It's made in a central commissary to keep costs down and insure consistency. Then it's vacuum sealed, then it's reheated sous-vide style, which also guarantees consistency. Way better than microwaving.
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Andy Bobrow
2 years
Gillians: Gillian Jacobs, Gillian Anderson, and Gillian Welch compete in a global search to find Jillian Bell and change her name.
@brianstelter
Brian Stelter
2 years
Showtime says it's developing several projects "that would expand the BILLIONS universe:"
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Andy Bobrow
10 years
Prediction: Sitcoms will start doing genre homages more and more and it will be awful because they're not #Community and never will be.
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Andy Bobrow
6 years
@PelosiForSF @susiemcdonnell I love how she whipped out “Jewish American” as a shield.
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Andy Bobrow
10 years
Guess who's getting pilot deals next year? Our whole fucking cast.
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Andy Bobrow
3 years
Shut up Leonard. Orbiting is just falling.
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Andy Bobrow
4 years
Schitt’s Creek is my new Community.
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Andy Bobrow
7 years
This is my first real encounter with the #brooklyn99 fan community and I have to say you’re awesome. You remind my of the #communies . Pathological and beautiful. I’m so glad you like our 99th.
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Andy Bobrow
8 years
Simple test.
@WalshFreedom
Joe Walsh
8 years
If you'd be outraged if the Russians helped get Obama elected, then you should be outraged that they helped Trump.
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Andy Bobrow
5 years
TV Exec: So what do you have for us today? TV Writer: I want to reboot— TV Exec: Lemme stop you right there. Here’s money.
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Andy Bobrow
12 years
This is happening. http://t.co/3G9mcoR7
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Andy Bobrow
5 years
This is happening and humanity is beautiful. Note that there are still costs associated with transporting milk and processing it into cheese and packaging it and getting it to shelters.
@LivelyRunDairy
Lively Run Dairy
5 years
We are making cheese from the excess milk that would otherwise be dumped and donating it to local food banks. Donate now to help! #gofundme #nofoodwaste #cheesesavestheday #cheeseloversunite
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Andy Bobrow
7 years
Report from maga twitter: Apparently twitter is freezing accounts that fit a bot profile. The magas are very upset about this, since it affects a lot of them. If you have no phone number and tweet hundreds of times a day and RT memes, you're flagged. Check #TwitterLockout
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Andy Bobrow
2 years
My decade-long campaign to keep this from happening has failed.
@DEADLINE
Deadline
2 years
‘Community’ Film Is Finally Real As Peacock Orders Closing Feature With Original Stars
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Andy Bobrow
6 years
SIX SEASONS! #B99 (should we start talking movie?)
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Andy Bobrow
9 years
cleaning out my phone. I believe this was from season 3. http://t.co/b6OtSoxkAy
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Andy Bobrow
3 years
Shooting the pilot of #LastManOnEarth - sept 2014.
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Andy Bobrow
3 years
Jesse Plemons just missed a chance for a great "get my wife's name out of your fucking mouth" callback.
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Andy Bobrow
7 years
I don’t know if anyone would ever go for this, but what if we passed some laws about where you could drive a car and how fast you could go and what made a car street legal and what safety features they had to have and even which direction you could drive?
@Bencjacobs
Ben Jacobs
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Roy Moore on gun control: "We see people getting killed with cars. Anyone want to take away cars?"
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Andy Bobrow
3 years
Just told my son that in college we sang dirty versions of all the other schools' fight songs, and the lyrics were always centered around the other school performing oral sex on us, and he looked at me like I'm everything wrong with the world and the thing is he's not wrong.
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Andy Bobrow
4 years
Need help identifying this guy seen at the riot
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Andy Bobrow
4 years
This whole website should be called "wrong answers only."
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Andy Bobrow
10 years
Many have asked how we can sustain Last Man for a whole season. Great question. Plz send story ideas ASAP we need a new episode by Sunday.
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Andy Bobrow
11 years
Yes it's finally official. Dan is back. Chris McKenna is back. I'm in too, as well as Tim Saccardo. Gonna make us some Community this year.
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