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@ablanz0
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Anyone having sex tonight I can only applaud you
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so is liz in for a hot girl summer or what
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@ablanz0
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“ass or tits” nike half zip
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@ablanz0
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Them people who don’t have a life outside their bird/fella scare me
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@ablanz0
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3 years
Me sitting on the edge of his bed for the first time
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“Don’t look so awkward” Me:
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@ablanz0
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all the labour voting cities in the highest lockdowns
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@ablanz0
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@x13luisa I am never out of those primark sets I don’t even know what a real bra feels like anymore
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@ablanz0
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2 years
If I ever caught my fella pitch invading I’d never be seen again
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@ablanz0
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3 years
The bar is extremely low boys
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men who shower every day >>>
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@ablanz0
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4 years
i need some new music please🥺
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@ablanz0
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2 years
Don’t think I’ve ever paid the same price for the same subway ever
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@ablanz0
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2 years
Shite line up
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I’ve said it for a long time – if we invest in America, we can change this country’s future. See you on the road.
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@ablanz0
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What elephant wants to stand on my head in a pair of OG 110s
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petition for the girls to start calling lads elephants cos they call us camels pls x
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@ablanz0
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4 years
@ethancall17 scranny devito
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@ablanz0
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2 years
Instagram is fucked just liked someone’s pic from April 14th 🥴
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@ablanz0
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3 years
liam from love island when he gets caught cheating
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@ablanz0
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2 years
Men can you please tag your mates in pics pls I’m sick of trying to find them myself xxx
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@ablanz0
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2 years
Rough as fuck and I’ve just received the “hey girlie” text hahahahahah kill me
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@ablanz0
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2 years
Making sandwiches for the dead but can’t feed the poor
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This is so exceptionally British
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@ablanz0
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2 years
I should text him
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@ablanz0
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2 years
Goodnight to Thiago and Thiago only <3
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@ablanz0
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2 years
Could be worse, I could support Everton
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@ablanz0
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10 months
Just say it was a good goal and move on ye sausage
@HazLFC97
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10 months
How the fuck did Curtis Jones finish that first goal? Still not over that. The angle was tighter than a nuns cunt and he only goes and fucking smashes it in doesn't he 🔴 Scouse Zidane. If I caught him in bed with me Mrs I'd tuck them both in n make them a full English 🔴
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@ablanz0
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3 years
Once again who’s son is standing on my head with these ?
@bennetts_
Bennetts
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Nike Air Max 95 OG - Granite Dust with Black Laces
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@ablanz0
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2 years
Living in the U.K. right now is so depressing
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@ablanz0
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2 years
Can’t wait to see everyone’s Christmas Day BeReals
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@ablanz0
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3 years
I want someone who is obsessed with me
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@ablanz0
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3 years
I GOT THE JOB<3
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@ablanz0
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2 years
Bad choice of bikini that yenno I thought she was naked
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bethany
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i’m obsessed…
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@ablanz0
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3 years
Can’t believe this tweet made me get abuse from a +44
@ablanz0
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3 years
Glad I don’t have blue fella no more hahahahahahahahahaha
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@ablanz0
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4 years
probs not the time due to what going on on the TL but i’ve just ate a full meal for the first time in years🥰 proud moment
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3 years
My January budget is £20
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@ablanz0
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2 years
People who don’t like cheese genuinely scare me yenno
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@ablanz0
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3 years
Do use only use like a certain toilet in your house or work or like aren’t use assed and am I just weird?
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@ablanz0
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3 years
Happy birthday to me <33333
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@ablanz0
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2 years
If a lad has a beard and they can drive i suddenly see no red flags
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@ablanz0
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3 years
debating watching it on mute with subtitles
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@ablanz0
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3 years
Getting blocked by someone you have never spoke to will always be weird to me does my presence really annoy you that much
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@ablanz0
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4 years
@demonbiitch i am alive so my fella will not find a new bird
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@AnfieldWatch
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What are these two looking at? 👀
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@ablanz0
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3 years
Flowers every week 2022
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@ablanz0
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Can’t believe my ex left me the same day klopp did, double homicide
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@ablanz0
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2 years
Going to an event with a knife will always to crazy to me
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@ablanz0
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2 years
People who pin their most liked tweet deserve nothing in life
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2 years
Can’t believe a carpet gaff had use all off hahahahahahahahahaha
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@ablanz0
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2 years
Happy Birthday to me 🫶🏼 working a full day xx
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2 years
We deserve bank holiday weekends every weekend
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@ablanz0
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3 years
We need a Shazam for perfumes and aftershaves some girl smells unreal rn
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@ablanz0
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2 years
Does Alex need a bird
@ratemyplatenow
Rate My Plate
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Steak n Prawns by Alex
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@ablanz0
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3 years
New ick unlocked: A lad trying to ride his bike and his chains come of and he’s still trying to peddle
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@ablanz0
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4 years
🤍HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME🤍
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@ablanz0
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4 years
@nosebleedfitz all depends on housing situation and what bills you pay imo
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@ablanz0
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2 years
Girls the Bershka in town opens on Thursday 😍
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@ablanz0
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2 years
Just got through to my GP straight away and had the nicest receptionist ever is God on my side today ?
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@ablanz0
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2 years
If I’m not eating spag bol with someone son on feb 14th I need off this earth
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@ablanz0
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2 years
Certain people want me dead just coz I’m living my life? Cry harder
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