.qayyum. π΄
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(INFP-T). We are all just another number. Thalassophile. POLCA.
15, Yemen Road, Yemen
Joined November 2015
Nak wayang ada. AEON ada 4. No traffic jam. Low cost of living. Kedai makan pun banyak. An hour drive away from Cameron Highlands. Nikmat Tuhanmu yang manakah yang kamu dustakan?.
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Please jgn la MCO 3.0. My mental health cannot take it anymore.
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βSusah kawan dgn org miskin, nak ajak travel kena tunggu diorg save berbulan bulan.β . Hidup ni jgn mendongak ke langit sangat. One day those poor friends may be richer than you. And one day, tuhan boleh tarik rezeki kau bila2 masa. Be humble, always. Just saying π.
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Before the existence of @TwtJodohMY mcm ni lah mak pak kita dulu cari jodoh. Kena hantar biodata iklankan diri dalam majalah.
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@Injang_Nation Takde la memalukan sgt tapi masa pergi Bangkok haritu, time tu nak order makan. Gigih hafal nak try order dlm bahasa Thai. Last2 dia tanya balik βAbe nak toye kuoh putih ke meroh?β ππ.
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@Twt_Cyberjaya Jenis pergi mampuih la hal orang aku, bukan hal aku. Haa anney kira berapa ney π
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@WhiteGreyF @kudsdat @awsqarny @SyedAkramin Kau pergi mana2 jalan kaki je la bang jangan naik kereta. Nak call sape2 jangan pakai phone, hntr surat pakai burung hantu. Air jgn ambik air paip, tu pergi cedok sungai belakang rumah. Nak masak hidupkan api gosok kayu. Kau pakai mancis ke lighter ke kau siap.
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@puteriarchy Mindblown bila tau Thailand decriminalize weed/cannabis since early this year. Went to Bangkok recently, and they openly sell weed at 7-eleven, in tea, and cookies π
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Okay Iβm serious I need a partner letih la single hahahaha. Nak post kat twtjodoh tak leh pulak sbb kita LGHDTV haha. So here goes:
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Haih susahnya hidup gay ni. I try to avoid kwn2 sekolah ajak jumpa, even though I miss them so much. How nice kalau boleh confess je yes aku suka lelaki. Bukan nak suruh kau accept benda tu, and I dont go around carrying pride flag, but I just want to be myself around people.
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Went for cabin crew interview at XXX. And these are interviewerβs comments:.- We dont have uniform thatβll fit u, u have to fit to our uniform size.- Your face complexion is not good.- Your hairstyle also very dull. Not sure they looked for cabin crew ke model majalah Mangga ππ.
Apa kenangan pergi interview kerja yang korang tak boleh lupa sampai sekarang?.
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@rafidah72 Tak tanya pulak kakak-kakak admin office tu βSibuk sangat ke sampai terlupa nak masukkan elaun doktor2 ni?β.
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Hahahahhahahaha Malay family also π€£π€£π€£.
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Woi apeni apeni kenapa sweet sgt hahaha. K ah gerak lu nak pergi melutut di bucu katil mengenangkan nasib ππ
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Ipohβs own version of Lowyat.
π Kompleks Yik Foong. Siapa yang pernah merasai sendiri zaman kegemilangan Kompleks Yik Fong ini pasti banyak memori menarik. #TravelPerakLah
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I was a foodpanda rider last year during PKP in March. Break sekejap nk makan, tak boleh dine in. Nak makan kat surau, surau tutup. Nak balik, jauh, next shift start in one hour. So makan la tepi longkang. Nasib baik la masa tu takde giler mcm skrg, sikit2 kompaun.
(1) 6 penghantar barang bermotosikal ("riders") telah hubungi saya, dikenakan kompaun di 2 lokasi yang berlainan sementara menunggu order seterusnya dan makan di padang. Riders ini sememangnya tidak ada ruang kerja. Makan di tepi jalan? Tidak selamat.
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@drzul_albakri @usim Salam Dr Zul. Saya berharap minuman akan datang adalah minuman sihat. Banyak sangat gula ni. Gula is not good. Harap lebih peka dengan masalah rakyat Malaysia. Kita tidak mahu kesihatan makin teruk, negara makin merundum. TK.
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Stranger on grindr:. Him: Ada mana tu bro?.Me: Kat _______.Him: Ohh. Seks?.Me: Bila? Skrg ke?.Him: No, I mean ko duk seksyen berapa. Me: . Him: . Kucing: . Jiran: . .
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@rice__wine @itsmehasif95 @RicardoFigureKL @Takebeerbro @nas_gunsmoke @shahds_17 @MRizuanmh Misha Omar.
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You may think this is funny, but itβs the truth. Org tua selalu rasa depa selalu betul. Lebih dulu makan garam katanya. Nanti kalau gini katanya kurang ajar, tak hormat org tua. Well respect has to be earned, not given. Ok boomers?.
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@amalinrosly Jangan bang org gomen triggered nanti. Nanti dimarahnya kita balik βBanyak cantik muka kau nak berurusan ikut waktu kau. Ambik la cuti. Time holiday tau pulak nak ambik cuti. β Hhmm saya mampu tersenyum je π
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Ok since ramai pertikaikan pasal traffic tu. Maybe aku salah ayat. Tak kata takde traffic langsung. Tapi kalau kau pernah duduk KL, compare dgn Ipoh still bearable. Even peak hour in Ipoh, boleh hadap lagi jam. Kat KL goodluck la dekat Jalan Tun Razak ke MRR2 ke pukul 5 ptg π€£.
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KL / Klang Valley is not liveable anymore. Never ending traffic jam, flood. Ada kerja kosong tak kat Kodiang ke, Kota Bharu ke pun takpe lah cause I want out of this goddamn city.
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If you take good care of your employees, I am sure they will remain loyal. Tengok balik, maybe you pay them too little tapi workload banyak, toxic work culture, or maybe no room for career growth. Ini tak semua asyik tengok salah employee je π.
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1. Pernah emergency nak ke hospital dlm pukul 11, pergi dkt 3 tmpt semua offline. Habis nak topup kat mana anat?. 2. Pernah drop off org kat mall, masuk parking jap. Biasa kalau keluar within 15 minutes free. Tap touch n go keluar kena charge singgit. Palabutoh. #MansuhTouchNGo.
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1. Universal and free (almost) healthcare.2. Food is available 24 hours a day, with a lot variety. 3. Quite a lot of natural sites (mountains, beach, waterfalls).
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Tak lama lagi boleh baca masuk dekat wattpad βPengalaman pertamaku dgn Abang Nizam di kampungβ.
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I like this kind of marketing π.
Dengar cerita ramai yang macam ni. Especially perempuan.
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Hhhmm takde apa la nak promote cuma nak pesan patuh la arahan masa PKP. Stay at home and stay safe guys. Hopefully things will get back to normal asap. βοΈ.
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I aspire to be this good-looking when Iβm in my 40s.
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pros and cons of dating me. pro:.-loyal.-Tak kisah belanja kau, or take you on vacation once in a while.-Penyayang tak suka marah2.-6.5 inches. cons:.-Will ignore you sometimes, especially time serabut/busy.-The jealous type. Kadang terover. -Perangai agak childish sikit haha.
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Bestnya Bangkok. Makanan halal pun banyak. Aku pun dah tau cakap Thai sikit2 after years of watching GMM series ππ. Tak nak balik boleh tak? Hahaha.
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@NabilErsyad Tak cukup lagi tu. Rumah patut original 3 bilik je. Dia tambah lagi buat sendiri 2 bilik. Satu bilik ketuk penyewa sampai RM 600 - RM 700. Terbaikkk ππ.
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Puting aku punya tajam pakai sweater pun still tembus lagi hahahah. Cemana eh takkan nak pakai bra pulak π
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LET THAT SINK IN! BABILAHHH HAHAHAHA.
2019 sebenarnya dua tahun lepas?? Biarkan sinki itu masuk.
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If the moon can linger, on a morning so bright, . Why canβt the sun, do the same at night?
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Damn son ada lagi perempuan nak kat aku. Tahun ni je dah ada 3 ππ. Siap hantar wakil lagi ajak aku kahwin. Shiaaa wadefak is dis shiz I cannot brain. Aku minat lelaki la bodo πππ. Jantan2 di luar sana takde yg nak hantar wakil ke. Kenapa semua perempuan ni? πππ.
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Life is too short to drink bad coffee. πUnderscore Coffee, Ara Damansara
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Patut ke apply? This is my chance nak rasa living βabroadβ haha. Thereβs nothing keeping me here anyway. But itβs a whole new city and culture, can I fit in? Pergi seminggu tak sama dgn duduk bertahun. Aihh tapi tu la Iβm already in my 30s. Bila lagi nak merasa kan.
My friend asked me to apply for a job and it will be based in Bangkok. Nak apply ke eh? π
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Grammar memang susah nak paham. Grammar aku dah 80 tahun, org cakap lain, dia cakap lain. Kadang2 cakap sorang2. Tapi syukurlah masih boleh berjalan, cuma slow la sikit.
Rasa susah betei la nak pahamkan English grammar ni. Any tips? Kot ada tau channel youtube or any website yang useful untuk improve grammar. Sbb bila grammar tak mantap ni, nak speaking pun jadi gagap. Knowledge grammar aku so far rasa mcm compang camping. Tak tersusun. Start dgn.
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Kan best kalau aku ada crush yg secretly suka aku, sbb terlanggar bahu masa kat concert, pastu terjumpa balik setahun kemudian kat uni. Pastu sama2 terjoin kelab muzik. Pastu we pretend to be a couple, sebab dia nak elak dari sorg ni yg suka kacau dia. Pastu pastu pastu hhmmm.
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Setelah 30 tahun hidup, ini la yg aku boleh share:.1. If something is too good to be true, itβs usually scam. Gaji minima nak naik pun susah. Inikan pulak org sng2 nak bg RM1000. 2. Link kalau dah merapu ada bkm bagai usually scam. And also, link start dgn www?? Scam!.
9/12/2022, 10 malam .Aku dapat text message dari nombor automated yang nampak biasa ada link touchngo so tekan lah ingatkan betul
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This is me. Aku tak berapa suka repost or let the public know when is my birthday π
ytjt haha. But I will definitely enjoy the day itself, either alone travelling somewhere, or with some close friends. Tu lah cuma tak suka let the public know. I like to enjoy it quietly haha.
In all my life (on social media), for the first time jumpa orang yang TAK NAK REPOST birthday wishes utk dia sebab dia tak nak orang lain tahu hari tu birthday dia. Tak tau nak rasa macam mana. Suka hati kau lah dik. Happy birthday anyway semoga itu ini.
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Please dont share anymore kak long kosmetik tu punya video. I have anger issues dgn minah2 rempit mcm tu. Rasa berderau darah and it frustrates me that I canβt slap her face directly to knock some sense into her tiny brain.
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A: *takes drugs, minum, clubbing, main jantan*. Also A: βKau lupa esok hari apa? Esok maulidur rasul giler. Kau ni Islam ke Hindu?β
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Jumpa kat pasar malam hahah. Tegur dia tapi dia mcm senyum balik mcm2 tu je la. I guess it was a one time thing. Dia dah tak nak kawan/jumpa dah lepas tu. Huhu oh well.
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βThe most haunted sanatorium in the country, used to treat covid-19 outbreak in the early 21st century. Strange noises can be heard inside the building. Others reported hearing footsteps and the screams of patients in the empty wards.β - (Creepypasta, 2071).
Found in one of the busiest COVID ward in my hospital. We are in despair.
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βEleh, takut sangatβ.βTakpe, bukan mengandung pun.β.βTak nak rasa ke, sedap tau.β.βIβm on PrEPβ. GUYS please jgn termakan dgn kata2 ni. Protect yourself. Even dia ckp on prep, kau sure ke?.
Had a quick chat with my doc. Seems like HIV cases in KL is increasing among teenagers below 25 years. This is quite worrying. Hmmm.
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I was born in 1992 and turning 30 this year. Still loves cafe hopping, travelling, trying out new food. Donβt let your age limits you of what you wanna do. Just saying π.
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Partner aku nanti nak pujuk aku senang je. Belikan aku cinnamon sugar pretzels dgn lemonade from Auntie Anneβs. Iβll be a happy man. See? Tak susah kan dgn aku. Future partner take note ππ.
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Aku tak kisah pasal senyum, tp tu rambut ke pucuk paku?
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Aku rasa aku ni mati awai kot. Kerja problem, family problem, relationship problem. Either dpt high blood pressure, or β¦.
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@Injang_Nation Pernah travel Phillipines masa tu duit cukup2 je travel on budget. Exchange rate 10 pesos = RM 1 lebih kurang. Dekat2 last day tu discuss sesama kitorg berapa duit ada lagi. Semua confident jawab dlm 50 pesos oohh banyak lagi. Sekali baru teringat, sebenarnya ada RM 5 je ππππ.
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βAnd you just know that no matter how beautiful the sea was, and how good it made you feel, it was never yours to keepβ. Thank you @yunamusic for this. It is so beautiful. β€οΈ
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Omg I remember playing this π€£ππ.
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YO SHUT UP! WHAT IS THIS HAHAHAHA. Bapak merestui hubungan kamu berdua lahhhhh π
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What I planned:. Habis SPM - hopefully secured a scholarship overseas (gituh) - then sambung belajar terus migrate kerja overseas for a few years. What really happened:. Habis SPM - x dpt scholar, lepas interview je - dpt offer sambung asasi - then degree dpt course tendang.
What I planned:. Habis SPM - Diploma - Degree - then work, got better salary n life(continue study if ada rezeki),kahwin,ada ank 10π€¨. What actually:. Habis SPM - masuk kolej 2 bulan then quit kena bayar 7k++,merantau ke kl, keje sana sni yelah spm je kn org tak pandang sgt enπͺ.
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Seorang ilmuwan pernah berkata βDia menganjing dia menganjing dia, dua kali lima, lima kali BABII!!!β.
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Lately ni aku tgk khai bahar ni mcm hensem pulak haha tak penah2.
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Kalau kau terasa, maksudnya kau la antara lelaki yg dia maksudkan. Useless lol.
@yeolahv Kesian siapa jadi suami akak nie. Tak perform role terus kena cop useless. Bertabahlah.
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Ok genap seminggu dah tak keluarkan air hahahah. I think this is the longest I have gone without fapping since maybe Form 1. Lol.
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Doktor: Teruk betul turun berat awak ni. Lain dgn gambar ic. Sakit apa?. Me: Oh tak tu dulu memang saya gemuk, dah diet. Bukan sbb sakit π.
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The conclusion is, avoid travelling during public holidays. Jalan jam, nak makan everywhere kena beratur, nak kencing pun kena beratur masyaAllahhh. Dari kau nak acah2 nak healing, terus broken.
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Cuci pinggan mangkuk or kemas dapur. Paling tak suka lipat baju. Baju aku lepas basuh kau tunggu la 2 bulan baru lipat π
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Korang paling suka buat house chores apa? I paling suka vacuum rumah π€.
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Bukan nk terpaling kopi, tpi coffee from coffeehouse chain (Sbucks, CBTL, Zus etc.) either biasa2 or tak sedap π
. Go to small cafes, yg barista dia akan tnya nak medium roast ke dark, then dia akan explain in detail rasa dia mcm mana. Thatβs when you know they serve good coffee.
Berapa lah Zus bayar engkorang ni tak baik menipu kata sedap tapi takde 1 pun product dia yang sedap. Aku suka lagi beli kopi saigon sedap nak mampzzzz.
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Just met a friend from uni. Actually after uni, most of my circles are either gay, or who knows that Iβm gay. Tiba2 terjumpa kwn straight, kena act straight balik, kekok pulak. Lama dah tak act straight ππ.
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My type is yang sedang2, bicep sedang2, ada perut sikit2, dada pun just nice tak overdo sgt. Kulit tanned melayu jawa, oh my π€€. Siapa yg ada ciri2 di atas kindly slide into my DM π€£π€£.
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Maybe itβs time to accept that I am a loner, an introvert, a private person. I donβt like to share much about my life. What I do, where I go. Aku pernah kena gelak dgn colleague, sbb kitorg ada meeting dgn client, client tu tak kenal aku. Padahal dah 2,3 kali dah meeting.
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Ya Allah astaghfirullah. Aku nak send link BL series kat group whatsapp personal, yg aku je ada dalam tu. Sbb aku nak tgk nanti. TERHANTAR DEKAT GROUP OFFICE ππππ FAK FAK FAK FAKKKKK nasib baik dah tengah pagi. Harap tak ramai la nampak πππππ.
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