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this bio says everything I post is just a joke so you can’t get me in trouble for it

Detroit / STL
Joined February 2011
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Aaron Bry
1 year
Me googling “how to serve cunt as a straight male”
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Things I wish I could buy stock in: -chick fil a -olivia rodrigo -publix -the detroit tigers -Luther burden III
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10 days
This woman is 27?!?! 😬
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cheyenne 🫀
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just found out the US press secretary was born in 1997 not sure how i feel about that
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@glutenfreeperc what was the air quality reading ?
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Aaron Bry
24 days
“Five minutes and a hair tie”…. Ok macgyver
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Aaron Bry
26 days
@annoyinglilgrl @e_asherah St louis is a midwestern city. But anything south of that could be southern
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27 days
RT @RyanDetrick: My brother (Aaron) passed away on Friday after an 8-month battle with cancer. He suffered a lot at the end and I miss hi…
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1 month
Someone post the dooling clip please
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Its RBover
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Kevin Harlan has no peers man
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Aaron Bry
1 month
RT @RyB_311: Kevin Harlan has no peers man
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Aaron Bry
2 months
Was going random athlete for random athlete with Timothee chalamet and he pulled out thabo sefolosha
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Aaron Bry
3 months
Might start a blog/vlog where I follow lebron city to city like people used to do for the dead. I’ll call it “23 and me”
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Aaron Bry
3 months
Currently at the “watching Shannon brown’s highlight tape at noon on a Thursday” stage of unemployment
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3 months
The electoral map if only people who think you should go for 2 when you’re down by 14 points could vote
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Aaron Bry
3 months
@kriswithak1 @elonmusk I’m an undecided voter in a swing state (Michigan). I know you can’t legally pay me to vote, but if you randomly sent me a gift it could potentially inspire me to vote tomorrow $abry7
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Aaron Bry
3 months
Something beautiful about a woman named "Krystal Ball" predicting the outcome of the election... like Usain bolt becoming a sprinter or Margaret Court a tennis player
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Krystal Ball
3 months
Alright y’all here’s my map! Kamala wins all 7 swing states but I don’t have the balls to give her anything crazy like Iowa or Florida. Basically, I think Selzer is directionally correct, women going big for Kamala. Cowardly pollsters afraid of underestimating Trump have rigged their polls and missed the post-roe, post Jan 6 shifts. Kamala also been effective at battling Trump to a tie on econ. Trump’s overly online campaign and general toxicity was final nail in the coffin.
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3 months
I can’t believe the same guy fumbled olivia rodrigo and Madison beer. I can promise you I would no longer be on this earth
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Aaron Bry
3 months
“Heey are you single” “No” “Yeah me neither”
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Aaron Bry
3 months
Who’s on first ?? Not gerrit Cole… haha
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Aaron Bry
3 months
215 likes on a post with 5 million views … that’s how you know a take is hot
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Aaron Bry
3 months
Swifties watching a normal video of olivia rodrigo telling a story: she’s copying Taylor I know it
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3 months
The mannerisms, the voice modulations, the expressions, the narrative style hmm...
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