Aaron Ariff
@aaron_ariff
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If I shoot you, would your blood bleed blue?
Sheffield, England
Joined August 2009
Mum: Nak lalu jalan lain balik hotel boleh? Tak nak lalu jalan Cenang. Me: Nak lalu jalan Cucah ke?. Mum: Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
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My first boss punya ayat yang aku still pegang is “kau sakit ke kau mati ke, kilang akan tetap jalan. Kau mati harini, esok akan ada pengganti. So kau sakit, MC je. Jangan fikir banyak,”.
@NaqiyanAnis 9 tahun bekerja , sakit gigi tahap muka bengkak gila pun saya still turun kerja , bos paksa gi dentist baru saya pegi 🥲 demam dan sakit badan tu dah melekat kat badan , mindset saya selagi boleh tahan saya akan tahan , tp klu tak boleh nanti saya tau bak buat mcm mana 😊.
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Okay when did everyone start using “faham” to respond to someone or am I just being self-aware about this?.
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Malaysians: Singapore got good food? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Also Malaysians:
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"TESL senang je". Kau buat assignment pon Google Translate ape bende bodo.
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Someone send added security details to Tengku Maimun’s family, I’m worried. Both the physical and the supernatural ones. Bukan boleh kira barua-barua Najib ni.
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What happened:.Ain voiced out problem ➡school silence ➡ heavy criticism, harassment and support fron society towards ain➡silence from KPM ➡ continues to this day. What should have happened:.Ain voiced out problem ➡ school took action ➡ KPM took action ➡ the end.
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Dia punya infographic, you'd think she squandered millions of tax payers' money or something.
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I guess this is me being cynical, but I side-eye people who bash Malaysian youths for not being as vocal as this but at the same time when there's even a tiny bit of protest by youth, the first thing that comes out is "mak bapak hantar suruh belajar, bukan berdemo".
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Nepo baby realises he was nepo-ed for his jobs.
“Semua Lesap Macam Tu Ja” – Dafi Dedah ‘Job’ Dibatalkan Lepas Bapa Bukan Lagi PM - | #dafi #ismailsabri #Ohartis #perdanamenteri.
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I might go on an IF diet. Basically every meal I’ll ask myself “IF I eat this salad instead of the fried chicken, will I be happy?” and IF the answer is no, I’ll eat the chicken. Simple.
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Cara Radzi Jidin buat siasatan:. "Hello? Ha, aku ni. Eh nak tanya, ada tak bemda ni jadi kat kawasan kau? Ha, takde? Betul? Ha okay okay tenkiu, selamat berbuka,".
Education Minister Radzi Jidin says, the ministry has found no evidence that menstruation spot checks are happening in schools. "We're checking one by one, we've asked all divisions, and the answer was no," said Radzi. "Can you tell me dekat sekolah mana ini berlaku?"
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Ni spesis groupmate yang tak buat pape tapi time present dia la nak markah paling tinggi
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Mum: Malam ni nak makan apa?. Me: Meat. Mum: You sure?. Me: Yes, yakiniku.
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Government: We need more STEM graduates. Students: Okay. *graduates with STEM degree*. Students: Can I have a job now?. Government :
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I literally got a discount off my nasi kerabu for kecek klate in the middle of Birmingham. Sek kito dih.
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Roti Bom is so aptly named cuz like it's made of flour, and loads of margarines, and a lot of sugar, and. *BOOM*. diabetes.
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Kesat kesat kesat kesat kesat KESAT KESAT KESAT KESAT KESAAAAAAT KESAAAAAATTTTT KESAT KESAT KESAT KESAT KESAT KESAAAAATTTTTTT KESAT KESAT
tolong jangan panggil KESATRIA "kesat" ye. It's OFFENSIVE.
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*Ayam Goreng Extra Pedas McD*. Internet: Don't eat it, you will suffer. Me:. Friends: Don't try, please love your stomach. Me:. Family: Please jangan, risau la nanti sakit perut. Me:. Me:. Me: I want to try it.
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On behalf of Malaysians, we have enough bigots walking around and it's bad for our tourism. May I pass this to my brother, Indonesia?
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"kalau tanah milik dia, buat apa nak kasi pampasan" . Some of you guy in the replies ni if a royal hurts you or your family, you'd probably say thank you.
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*multiple reports of harassments*. *detailed proof of said harassments*. *literal threads of him being a certified dickwad*. 👇🏽 "taktau kenapa".
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Manusia: Aku tak faham kenapa perempuan boleh benci lelaki. Also manusia:.- Perempuan kalau tak kahwin takde nilai. - Janda dan andartu barah masyarakat. - Perempuan dah kahwin tak cost efficient to be hired. - Asal nak pakai tampon pulak?. I'm getting secondhand embarrassment.
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Yes PH supporters, voice your disappointment and dissatisfaction. At the very least you guys aren’t bootlickers.
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Seeing how your Mum did this and this is the end result, not really a convincing argument tbh
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The real Malay Dilemma:. Kau study UiTM kau tak boleh comment hal Melayu. Kau study overseas kau tak boleh comment hal Melayu. Penat mat kalau hidup camni. Kena smell the roses amongst the manure je le gamaknya.
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In WHAT world?
Prince William named as ‘world’s sexiest bald man’
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Sayur apa bila awal bulan banyak, tengah bulan sikit?. Celery.
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If you’re dating a poet you’re single to me. What're they gonna do, tell you how your eyes is like an ocean that drowns them in happiness? Or tell you that. they. love. you. like. this?.
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Mum: I wonder Che Ngoh buat apa kat sana sekarang. Me: Tengah kumpul kat Padang Mahsyar kan?. Mum:*stares*. Me:*stares*. eh, Arafah.
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Me to my therapist:. We're the generation that goes to therapy because we were raised by the one that needed it the most.
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"Captain, it appears the Romulan & Klingon are having a secret meeting on an unidentified planet,". "Bojio,"
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That adorable teaching assistant at your local community college
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Friend *playing lagi raya at 1am*: Akhirnya I can understand perasaan lagu Rendang Perantau. Me: …. ’cuse me, lagu what?. F: Rendang Perantau. Me: Ulang balik??. F: ….r-re-rendang…perantau?. Me: DENDANG, BUKAN RENDANG!!!. F: WTF IS DENDANG????.
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Ya know, some times I just feel like Medical Leaves should not have that MC requirement sebab some days I just am not feeling well but not too well to go to the clinic, ya know?.
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I see some of my fellow Semenanjung folks not understanding the special relationship we have with our Bornean siblings. I feel like sharing with you guys one of the issues that was brought up drullu) during the early stages of the formation: The 18 Point Agreement.
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*Berhenti Berharap is on*. Me & Mum: AAAAKKUUUUU PUUUULAAAAANNNNNGGGGGG. Me: TANPAAAAAA REEEEENDAAAAANNNNGGGG. I am hungry.
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Selfie 101: Belajar tengok depan, bukan tengok phone. Ni orang ajar la
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CMCO tapi longgarkan semua benda ni macam order Teh O Ais tak nak ais.
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Driver: Cik nak ke mana?. Passenger: *fake Brit accent* Drop me at Pavilion, please. *hits a traffic bumper*. P: Hok aloh nate ni. D:
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There's something dehumanizing about this picture – Source: KDN Facebook
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To those who are unfamiliar with the judiciary system and judicial process, especially in the wakes of Zulfarhan's case, this is the best simple analogy by @Qayzr
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Malaysians: Asal ramai black artist tak nak perform kat Malaysia??? Kami tak wujud ke?. *black artist performs*. *Malaysians sing out loud to the n-word*. *artist gets upset*. Malaysians: KALAU TAK NAK KITORANG SEBUT TAK PAYAH LA LETAK!!!. Malaysians: Malaysia tak wujud ke????.
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"Oh I've been using Jakun and Sakai since I was young I'm not referring to the ethnic group it's just a slang it's not derogatory so chill intention is important,". Baghal, you do know the initial intention of using an ethnic group's name as a slang is to be derogatory, right?.
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@MHaffizJ Dude made me put Islamic R&B singer in the what-I-want-to-be list when I was supposed to be studying for SPM.
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Danish has started using memes to cope with all this. *sniffs* they grow up so fast.
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Honestly, paling busuk basic salary pon should be 2.5-2.7K. 3K is so ideal.
So many people believe fresh graduates should be paid RM1.8k-2.2k. No wonder so many companies are happy to offer that amount. Because y’all are happy to take it.
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But what?????.
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A bunch of corporate peeps formed a nu-metal band, called it LinkedIn Park.
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*drives up the drive thru window*. Me: Extra spicy ada?. Operator: Umm boleh tunggu?. Me: Berapa lama ya?. Operator: Empat. Me: minit?. Operator:. puluh minit. Me:. Me:. Me: Kasi ayam pedas biasa 5 ketul je lah.
*Ayam Goreng Extra Pedas McD*. Internet: Don't eat it, you will suffer. Me:. Friends: Don't try, please love your stomach. Me:. Family: Please jangan, risau la nanti sakit perut. Me:. Me:. Me: I want to try it.
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Real men don't wear fossils. We contemplate the hourglass and evolve to Father Time.
@alifraziq1 Real men don't wear fossils. Get a Seiko/Orient/Citizen. Better yet dah ada kerjaya dapatkan Oris/longines/hamilton. Other watch brands such as MVMT/Daniel Wellington. is a nono.
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Full disclosure, it was a food booth at an event and they were closing and packing up already. The akak was friendly and we had laughs when she said “hoh, oghe klate ko? Klu klate bulih dpt discount HAHAHA,”.
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Adulting in the 21st century:. - Good working hours.- Generous salary.- Passion. You only get two (that's still considered lucky) but not all three.
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"Captain Georgiou, requesting immediate backup!". "Jap jap, otw,"
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Kau tak rasa ke kalau the whole point of your existence is to be mad at people on the internet ni menyedihkan?.
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Friend: Have you ever felt like wanting to die?. Me: We talking frequency or intensity here?.
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Why do crabs and lobsters have very hard shells?. They’re called crustaceans, not lembutaceans.
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Sebab tu filem2 gangster dia laku, he was method acting and channeling his hidden assholery.
Pengarah filem 'Mat Kilau' Syamsul Yusof enggan menceraikan isterinya, Puteri Sarah ketika prosiding sebutan kes di Mahkamah Rendah Syariah di sini pada Selasa. #SinarHarian #SinarTerkini
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Just a reminder that most "godly" physiques by your fave stars, especially ones with drastic transformation, are due to these enhancements. Nothing inherently wrong if you're informed and realises the effort done even with these enhancements because they are done for a purpose.
Baru lepas tengok video aaron aziz bagi penjelasan. Memang ternganga tengok part dia keluarkan semua jarum yang dia kena cucuk untuk movie syamsul tu. At the end, kena fitnah dengan syamsul balik😭
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What I am most angry about this situation is should the counter from Shaik is true, the girl has tainted the "always believe victim" effort and has given more ammo to the opposing side in this discourse. Genuine cases will scrutinized and disregarded because of this precedence.
This is meant to shed the truth on all of the accusations that have been thrown at me, which have caused people to threaten the safety of my family, where my personal information was exposed to the public and my reputation was tarnished.
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When the iman finished Al-Fatihah and starts the next surah with "Alif Laaammm Miimmmm"
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Offended gymbros, let women lift without feeling pressured. You guys still have your normal spaces, literally not impeding you at all.
6 Female-Only Gyms In KL & Selangor So You Can Workout Without Creeps Staring At You.
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I really like this gym’s TikTok account, spreading good positive gym vibes.
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Polite protest ni macam kau marah and tulis kat Twitter hoping things would change, kan?.
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@azmanrocks @nxsreen_ Ni boss yang betul2 naik career path dari bawah, memang empathy dengan pekerja dia tip-top.
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