Lilia: *shows up card* Jen: it can’t be Lilia: it must be… Jen: lilia, you don’t have to do this… Lilia: you know i do… Jen: after everything we’ve all been through! Lilia: forgive me, child Lilia: *places down card* Lilia: uno.

Jen: where’s rio? Agatha: we just stepped out of the shower, she’ll be down in a minute Jen: alright, well- wait. did you just say we? Agatha: …what? Jen: did you just say “we stepped out of the shower”? Agatha: …i said she

Billy: what time is it? Agatha: i don’t know, gimme your phone Agatha: *plays music loudly* Neighbour, distant: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING MUSIC AT 3 FUCKING AM Agatha: it’s 3am.

Rio: what are you even talking about? i wasn’t drunk last night Agatha: you tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said i was important. Rio: well you ARE!

Lilia: agatha, would you please take out the trash? Agatha: *rolls eyes* ugh, fine! Lilia: Lilia: AGATHA PUT JEN DOWN RIGHT NOW

Billy, pointing to a piece of paper on the floor: hey, what’s this? Rio: it’s my to do list Billy: wow, you’re being productive! good for you! i never thought that- Billy: Billy: this only has agatha’s name on it.

Rio: i invited 17 people over to watch a movie, would you come? Billy: sure! but why’d you invite 17 people? Rio: well, i actually just wanted to invite agatha but the dvd said “only for 18+ viewers” Billy: rio…

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Rio: *phone rings* Alice: *looks at who's calling* HA! you still call your father daddy? Rio: *answers the phone looking directly at alice* hey agatha Alice: *chokes on drink*

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*texting* Rio: baby i miss you Agatha: where are you? Rio: in my apartment Agatha: go to the window Rio: i’m here Agatha: ok now jump

Billy: if lilia and i were drowning, who would you save? Agatha: you two can’t swim? Billy: it’s a hypothetical question, agatha! who would you save? Agatha: my time and effort.

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Billy: hey agatha… Agatha: yes? Billy: i can’t sleep :( Agatha: …okay? i can. goodnight.

*Agatha and Jen fighting* Jen: *covers her ears* Agatha: jen, i know you can hear me Jen: no i can’t! Jen: Jen: damn it

Rio: *rolls over in bed and hits agatha with her knee* Agatha: ow Agatha, in a hushed voice: rio, you just kneed me Rio, sleepily mumbling: i do need you, my love

Jen: i need to be frank with you guys- Agatha: ok but i don’t see how changing your name is gonna help Jen: no- Billy: can i please still be billy? Rio: shut up, frank is trying to speak

Jen: welcome to the Fuck Agatha club, where we all gather to collectively say “fuck you” to our dear friend Jen: but first, a few words from our newest member Rio, sweating: so there might have been a misunderstanding-