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just got hit in the face by a traffic director with a literal stop sign after lying to my psychiatrist about taking my prozac
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sorry this is one of the funniest tweets i’ve ever seen
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my bf being stern with me at the hardware store 😯😏😮 That was horny of him
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holding back the urge to sad tweet embarrassing personal info is an extreme sport
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just walked in on a guy masterbating in a mcdonalds bathroom and I'M the one that said 'im sorry!!!'
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just had to unfollow someone because they are accomplishing a little too much for my taste
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some of u ppl are seriously on the spectrum of sociopathy but think ur just an aquarius or whatever
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one thing i have in common with my iphone is that i, too, start shutting down when a new and improved version of me is introduced to my friends
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im honestly so depressed but so was winona ryder in her prime hotness so??
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cant trust anyone that calls their work 'experimental' lol
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one of my biggest character flaws is my personality
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in a surprising turn of events tinder is not filling the void
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identify with the the sun because i, too, am so hot and powerful that i fully believe that the universe should revolve around me
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decided my next boyfriend has to be a hot cult leader, i will not settle for less
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well well well, if it isnt my depression physically manifesting itself in the form of clothes on the floor
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so many solid 10 women dating overconfident 3s at best
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y’all wanna hear a story about how me and this bitch here fell out??? it’s kinda long but full of suspense
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i cant believe we’re living in a timeline where fans bullied taylor swift and matty healy so badly over a 3 minute clip from the adam friedland show that they broke up and now there is a whole ass album about it
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when i have a little fucking bow in my hair that’s the real me
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i can gage how well the adderall is working by the number of instagram stories ive replied to
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the worst girl in the world is still better than the average dude
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lana speaking for the girlies around the world when she said ‘if this is the end…. i want a boyfriend…’
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Can’t talk right now i’m doing hot girl shit (Blocking strangers on Letterboxd who rated Paris, Texas less than 5 stars)
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if i have a guardian angel shes probably so pissed
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people who talk like this are my enemy
My man asked a simple question
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earnestly laughing at my own tweets feels like self care
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we accept the emotional breakdown we think we deserve
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the best thing about drinking kombucha is everyone seeing you drinking kombucha. everything else about it pretty much sucks ass
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suspicious of anyone whos whole vibe is 'quirky nice guy'
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humbling when you think youve posted an extraordinarily hot selfie and then it flops and you lose 8 followers
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i would rather suck ten thousand unwashed dicks back to back than see the amount of money i have spent on uber in my life
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this is what all women see when we look in the mirror
🎞️ Meet Emma, a life-sized representation of what the average office worker may look like by 2040. 👩🏻💼💼🖱️
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wanna hang out in a room full of all my ex boyfriends but they cant talk to each other and can only be nice to me
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ghosting is toxic behavior that hurts people lets all collectively agree to stop doing that unless the person is a danger to u xoxo gossip girl
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just been told my total flat rent Decreased by 200€.. making my rent 350€ for bedroom w private balcony + shared studio. i didn’t even know rents could decrease i hate America ❤️
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trying to remember the last time i wasnt 'going through something'
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turns out my high impact lifestyle of doing the bare minimum is no longer going to cut it
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dudes will be like i know a place and take u here
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there are literally 3 really hot guys on this bus and 0/3 are paying attention to me
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deleting facebook friends one ignorant racist post at a time
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flopped on instagram because no one has good taste anymore so posting here for further validation i guess…
Illinois D-9149-C, oil on canvas 30x40cm (2023)
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thrilled to announce i am finally going through my sleeping with djs phase
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i will LITERALLY 📈 NEVER 🙅🏼♀️❌🛑 have my shit together🤯⚖️ EVER 🔛 and thats a PROMISE🤝🚨📝
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in a surprising turn of events i have hurt my own feelings once again
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mom looked at my hair, went to my stocking, took out a wrapped gift, handed it to me and said 'open it' and it was......dry shampoo
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chicago you cannot just have an air show with all this north korea shit going on
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anyone with a boyfriend is annoying! i dont make the rules
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why am i personally offended when people say they are taking a break from social media
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my literal NUDES keep popping up on my computer at this STARBUCKS and i cannot figure out WHY!!!!!! further evidence that there is no GOD
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ur wcw look like she tried to change her name to alaska in 7th grade
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i love when every one exposes themselves with their rich families over holidays via instagram
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people that dont let their dogs sleep on their bed might as well be cannibalistic murderers
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me removing people from my finstas followers list every time i find out some shit i may or may not have said during a meltdown got leaked
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jaw dropped when a freshman in my writing class said her favorite writer was lena dunham
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mens stay in ur lane today the girls are listening to lana del rey
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genie: you have 3 wishes
me: I wish that white people would stop having dreads I wish that white people would stop having dreads I wish tha
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cant tell if im more upset that my ex is listening to a spotify playlist that a girl made for him or if its the fact that she has terrible taste
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people that get bread as a side to their bread bowl at panera are braver than our troops
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father and daughter on their way to march this morning got me feeling overwhelmed with emotion tbh
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changed from a black turtleneck into a different black turtleneck
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can ppl on this 9am train please stop playing cards with their family while im on ecstasy............. get a life
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gonna end 2017 right by getting very into root beer
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just watched p*rn where the guy (being called daddy) was wearing a thrasher shirt the whole time
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