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Yesterday evening, I walked into dominos in Akure Mall to buy pizzas. I ordered two medium-sized BBQ pizzas (one chicken, one beef) and a side of wings to go. The attendant, Jude, punches it in and says the total is
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,900. Ha! How come? 1/x
A big fraud is going on in Dominos, Akure. Let me sleep and wake up tomorrow morning to give you people this gist. Ha!
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Why is Lagos so hot?!
- you’re not planting trees
- you’re sand filling your beaches
- you’re overpopulated
- your houses are poorly spaced
- all of you are buying cars instead of engaging in better mass commuting.
Ciao ✌️
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@Oladime48025739
I don't care about your expectations of me, especially when it contradicts my values. I will decide what I let slide as an autonomous individual 🙏
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@Dave_makins
Nothing is wrong with me. I am not playing victim, I am calling out bad behavior and notifying other well meaning citizens of your tactics!
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This year, I’ll build a community of young agripreneurs. We need to assemble.
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Ok o, Manager o, thanks for your services o. Can I have a refund? He told the lady behind him and asked if "that money is up to 15k." She returns with 16k, I give them
#100
and left. When you go to Dominos with trust, check your receipts. Their employees are fraudulent. 10/10
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Laycon brought out Ministers, Commissioners, Governors, Actors, Families, Everyone! Respect my fave! 😍
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Preparing you to receive some great news with me. Happy Easter! 🥰🎊🎉
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Let me tell you what this translates into.
We are currently in the start of dry season farming in Nigeria. This means if farmers planted yesterday, they’d be at a loss as this unplanned rainfall will result in flooding and/or the washing away of top soil.
It has been raining for the past 2 hours after it rained earlier yesterday afternoon. This is Climate Change.
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@AjayiSylvester6
Because of 1k?! Just say you don't know maths and shush. Ok, oga witness, what was I wearing, what were you wearing, and what did you witness? Over to you o.
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@Corporatte_Thug
This is very embarrassing. The clothes doesn't fit her body build, the lip color doesn't fit her face, the shoes are a complete flop! Also, why is she wearing white? She for commot eye! Who's her management and fashion person again?! 😣
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@firdaws_yahya
@iwilsonnonny
Oh my God. I'm so shy. If they pass today, I'll try to run downstairs, see if I catch them.
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@biggestronnie
It's just a few thieves and fraudsters. They will be miserable for a long time.🤭🤭
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Today, I resume my new role as Lead, Business Development and Partnerships at Pula!
Talk to me about partnerships that seek to scale the resilience of smallholder farmers in Africa. 💚
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I applied to 5 top graduate programs and was admitted into all 5 with substantial funding. That’s my testimony from
#HallelujahChallenge
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It's my first day of work straight out of college! 😃 My life's about to change and I love it! 😊 Happy New Month.
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@animolenikun
@Corporatte_Thug
Do we need to donate for the sacrifice to be biggg? We're ready
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Happy birthday, Oluwafunmibi. 🎊 You are a city set upon a hill that cannot be hidden.✨
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Mo wa ni, when did I buy all these items? There are 7 items on this receipt and I only have three. Lo wa ni ehn, the others are COUPONS! 😂😂😂 That they are trying to advertise the products! 🤣🤣🤣 Mo ni, you are advertising and I am paying for it? As how?! seehhuunn items! 7/x
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@EnangEmili76520
Why did he try to steal from me in the first place? Also, spend some time studying Brighter Grammer, it'd do you some good. 👍
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@EnangEmili76520
I no fineeeeeeee?????!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You still carry your lying behavior reach here! Definitely not me you are talking to. Cannot be!
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@adejoyadekunle
They are tweeting from burner accounts. Can't even put their faces and names behind their opinions. 🤣
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He said the coupon started from the breadsticks and does not count toward my total. Ok, but why is the wings part of the coupon ones? Wahala. He turns to my friend and says "Bro" as per I am a raving mad woman, I said, he is not your bro. Explain. 8/x
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@SPARNigeria
@The_MrA__
Don't you think you're asking for too much? Ok, we'll only bend neck small 😹😹😹
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He now said the amount in front of all the things I did not order did not count towards my total. I am like ogbeni, this is a receipt o. Abi you don't know what receipt means. He started to stammer. I sha said I wanted the manager, and he said he is the manager! 9/x
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We got back and I noticed there were two receipts on the counter that clearly read 1 M BBQ Chicken 4600. Egbami?! So I turned to my friend to point his attention to it. He asks me for the receipt given to me and I told him that the attendant only gave me the POS printout. 4/x
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He then instructs someone else to print our receipt. That one too brought out the receipt, you people should see o. 6/x
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He said that was unusual and we agreed that I'd ask Jude for my receipt once he brought the orders. Jude returns with the items, oya o, my receipts? Lo ba bere si ni kalolo. He frantically started to print out receipts, about four of them. Han han, only me, four receipts? 5/x
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I am happy to announce that the President of the Economic and Social Council (ECOSOC), has invited me to attend a three-day gathering at the United Nations Headquarters in New York: the ECOSOC Youth Forum! The theme of the forum will be “Youth shaping sustainable and innovative
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At the
#AGRF2022
AgriHack, I shared insights on how Pula is hacking the agricultural sector, how I believe more youths can be engaged, and how smart digital practices are transforming the agriculture landscape and helping smallholder farmers.
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Took me 3 internships and a chin chin business to raise
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,000 to start a cassava farm. Dad just called to say Fulani herdsmen went to my farm and ruined everything. I don't even know where to start from. 2020 had me by my lungs and went on to take the only good thing it gave.
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Three years and three promotions later, I have more than exceeded my expectations! Thank you to everyone who has been on this journey with me, particularly through prayers. I have seen the hand of God. 🫶🏼
It's my first day of work straight out of college! 😃 My life's about to change and I love it! 😊 Happy New Month.
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I want to say thank you to my Mom and Dad, my siblings, Gaidi, Laurel, Mr. Eyitayo Olabode (for giving me my first professional shot at GTB corporate bank), to the friends I made and those I lost, to Nelson, Elisha, Jennifer, Charity and everyone who supported me. Thank you ❣️
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Today, I went to the Governor’s Office to officially submit the letter for his consideration. We look forward to his positive response. Itesiwaju Ondo State lo je wa logun. 🫶🏼
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Laycon was his happiest this week! The thought of not being up for eviction made him so free and so himself. 😍 I Stan a smart, happy fave.
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Boxing Day: 2023 Review
93 flights, 6 new countries, 1 new language.
Sat with the State Governors at the National Economic Council meeting and spoke to the Vice President inside Aso Rock (the Presidential Villa).
Raised over $700k to support the economic resilience of 62,000
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It will always be a privilege and an ever humbling opportunity to be able to serve vulnerable communities in Africa. Especially because it is one that nurtured me and contributed immensely to my continued triumph! ☺️
Thank you, Pula. On to the next chapter. 🫶🏼
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@Tunnykvng
They're threatening to run us over. Lekki, if you're coming out, come out now. T for Thanks.
#SARSMUSTEND
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@jvdxmxi
The fact that he had a backstory ready. 😂😂 'I was gonna take out the trash when I fell' 👏👏👏👏
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A big fraud is going on in Dominos, Akure. Let me sleep and wake up tomorrow morning to give you people this gist. Ha!
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Remember that wedding dinner I attended in Zambia? I did my best to hide from the camera but I guess he got this just as I tried to turn away from him again. 😂😂😂
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@SheunAdeola
@AsiwajuLerry
There's an entire trending song calling Ozo omogo for following Nengi. Please, no excuse for gutter behavior.
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Oluwafunmibi Asunmonu! That’s it! That’s the tweet!!! 🤭🤭🤭🤭
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Got the photographer to send me some of my pictures. 🤭🤭🤭
He said they were unedited. I said gbewa! 🥰
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@Biisi96
Yemi Alade never claim to unite Africa pass AU na madam wey sit down for table of 4. 😂😂😂😂😂 Ema pami nau
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I have been chosen as one of the 30 Inaugural Ambassadors for the
@ICTforAg
program organized by
@USAID
and other partners. 🥳🥳
Read my profile here:
Register for the conference here:
#ICTforAg2024
#ICTforAgNextGenAmbassador
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Update ooo! They just passed. Yes, I ran. No I didn't catch up. 😂 Try again tomorrow? Or Monday 🤷🏽♀️
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Who would believe we once lived in an uncompleted building with no roof or concrete floor. Just our mom’s wrappers as beddings, as she did the best she could with what she had! Thank God for scholarships because LOOK AT US! 😭
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Yesterday was cultural day at Pula’s mid year retreat and of course I won awardssssssss! 😂🥰🤭
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@bossladyofLagos
This is the UNITAR-ARROWAD Value Based Leadership Programme. F1: is the table of delegates. F2: is the agenda. You don’t need to make it seem like you were a panelist when you only spoke during Q&A. 🙏
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My colleague and I with the Mozambique Minister of Trade and Commerce.
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Born to be a baby girl, forced to hustle for my daily bread. 😭
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Flew in to Lagos with the Honorable Speaker, Ondo State. 🎊
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Omah lay said even in a country where people don’t come out, ama sold out! Loveet🤗
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